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He’s not saying we won’t get our hair mussed…

I’m not saying we won’t get

President Trump Turgidson extended the federal guidelines to April 30th. Apparently, someone told him that 2.2 million people were likely to die if he opened up by Easter and he had a change of heart. He said that if we could keep the number to 100,000 to 200,000 it would be just terrific, hence the Strangelove reference.

Of course, that would have been avoidable if Trump hadn’t been sitting around tweeting and watching Fox instead of taking the crisis seriously for months.

Some highlights of today’s atrocity:


It’s just depressing at this point.

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