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Snake Oil For Dummies

This is what it’s come to:

Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account after being released from jail over a trespassing charge.

“This has been around for centuries,” he added. “When I tell you this, please take it with a grain of salt,” the anti-vaccine advocate warned while saying people might now think he is “cray cray.” “Now drink urine!” he continued. “This vaccine is the worst bioweapon I have ever seen,” he concluded. “I drink my own urine!”

Reached for comment by The Daily Beast on Sunday night, Key doubled down on what he calls “urine therapy” and railed against “foolish” people who took the COVID-19 vaccine, which is safe and effective.

Thi has to be an elaborate practical joke, right? He’s trying to make a fool of anti-vaxxers by telling them to do something this inane.

Sadly, no. He’s serious. And I will not be surprised to learn that some in the antivax crowd are doing it. They can’t truth the vaccines despite hundreds of millions of people’s experience with them over the past year. But drinking urine? Sounds like a plan.

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