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Marco Rubio: charter member of the snotty little bitch clique

He gave a speech last week:

“Last week, the Vice President of the United States told us that a riot which happened here at the U.S. Capitol last year was equal to the day on which Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor and the U.S. was pulled into a world war that took the lives of 3% of the world’s population.

And yesterday, we were treated to the President telling us that election laws that have been passed by various states across the country over the past year are the equivalent of the segregation that existed in America in the 1950s, 1960s, and before.

If your daily routine is to wake up in the morning and turn on MSNBC as you ride your Peloton, and then go on Twitter as you’re drinking your caramel macchiato, and then you’re reading the New York Times and as you’re eating your avocado toast, I imagine all of this makes perfect sense to you.

Now imagine if someone said,:

“If your daily routine is to roll out of bed in your trailer and turn on OAN as you light up a camel non-filter, and then listen to Dan Bongino as you eat a plateful of pork rinds and fried spam sandwiches and then you’re checking out the latest from Q on 8Chan as you’re drinking a bucket full of Mountain Dew and moonshine, I imagine this all makes sense to you.”

I think that would be considered to be very rude and nobody would condone putting people down for their regional lifestyle choices. But that sort of thing only goes one way. Real Americans are not to be mocked in this way. The citified “foreigners” (you know, Americans who go to Starbucks and eat avocados–????) who refuse to vote for racist Republicans, not so much.

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