The wingnuts are absolutely sure that if the public had only know about what was on Hunter Biden’s laptop before the election, Donald Trump would have won. Twitter censoring the pictures of Hunter Biden’s penis left the voters uninformed!
This twitter wag explains exactly why:
If i had seen Hunter Biden’s penis I might not have voted for Joe Biden. For Democracy to work I have to like the look of the President’s son’s penis. Take President Van Buren’s son Abraham for example. There was a President’s son with a strong shaft, and plentiful balls.
Now President Hayes’ son Sardis Birchard Austin, too veiny and with a weird mole at the base. Not befitting of the son of the leader of the free world. Old Rutherford would decidedly not have had my vote.
And then there was President Grover Cleveland, who’s son Oscar Folsom Cleveland, although born illegitimate, was very legitimate down in his nether regions. One look at that impressive display and I would have voted Grover for a 2nd term too.
And do I even need to mention Kermit Roosevelt? Let’s just say that President Theodore Roosevelt didn’t come up with the Big stick ideology out of nowhere.
Originally tweeted by Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) on December 3, 2022.
I don’t think I have to mention Don Jr, do I?
Lol!
Update: