Feathers and fur: Tickled (**½) & Unlocking the Cage (***)
By Dennis Hartley
There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-William Shakespeare, from Hamlet, Act I, Scene 5
With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things heâll never know.
-Hunter S. Thompson, from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Oh yes, there are a lot of things going on, involving a lot of incredible kicks, behind a lot of narrow doors, that you and I will never, ever, know. AlthoughâŚafter watching David Ferrier and Dylan Reevesâ Tickled, Iâm inclined to think that perhaps itâs all for the best.
Thatâs because I cannot un-see what I have seen in the course of watching the pairâs documentary, an expose that starts off like a fluffy nightly news kicker, but eventually morphs into something more byzantine and odious. Okay, itâs not All The President’s Men; itâs more aptly described as Foxcatcher meets Catfish . Iâm speaking in generalities because Tickled is a difficult film to describe without possibly divulging a spoiler or two.
Ferrier, a New Zealand-based TV entertainment reporter, came across a click-bait item regarding a âsportâ called Competitive Endurance Tickling. It was all rather amusingâŚat first. As he dug a little deeper, he was surprised to find himself becoming increasingly stonewalled by the organizers; soon after he was weathering harassment from lawyers and P.I.âs. What were they covering up? Now completely intrigued, Ferrier decides to go totally Mike Wallace on this (now) shady operation. What he discovers isâŚsome shady stuff, involving some big money types. Nobody gets murdered, but itâs still pretty creepy.
Youâve been warned. Not essential viewing, but you wonât see this story on 60 Minutes!
In my 2011 review of the documentary Nenette (a profile of a beloved female orangutan who has resided in the menagerie at the Jardin des Plantes in Paris since 1969), I wrote:
Humans are silly creatures, particularly with our compulsive need to anthropomorphize our animal friends. You see what just happened there? I had an uncontrollable compulsion to say, animal âfriendsâ. How do I really know theyâre my âfriendsâ? [âŚ]
And, throughout the four decades since she was captured in her native Borneo and transplanted to the Jardin des Plantes, Nenette has watched the daily parade of silly creatures that point and gawk and endlessly pontificate about what she might be thinking. The director gives us lots of time to study Nenetteâs (mostly impassive) reaction to all the fuss; because the camera stays on her (and to a lesser extent, her three fellow orangutans) for nearly the entire 70-minute running time of the film. The zoo visitors are largely heard, and not seen, save for their ephemeral reflections in the thick glass that separates the simians from the homosapiens. âShe looks sad,â says one little girl. âI think she looks very depressed,â one woman opines; âMaybe she misses her husband?â wonders another.
Iâm sure that anyone who has ever owned a pet would tell you that animals express âfeelingsâ toward their ownersâŚbut how deep and meaningful are those feelings, really? Are we just projecting? For all we know, itâs simply predicated on the fact that we give them food on a regular basis. Are they really that âintelligentâ? Can they conjugate a verb? Balance a checkbook? Do they understand philosophy? Has an orangutan ever grabbed you by the lapel through the cage bars, looked you straight in the eye, and said, âI donât care how you do itâŚbut please just bust me the fuck out of this goddam prisonâ?
Have I found the perfect real-life champion for that hypothetical orangutan. His name is Steven Wise, an animal-rights attorney. In their new film, Unlocking the Cage, husband-and-wife directing team Chris Hegedus and D.A. Pennebaker (the latter most well-known for his 1965 Dylan documentary Dont Look Back ) follow Wise and associates around as they seek furry plaintiffs for an audacious lawsuit that aims to have chimpanzees declared âpersonsâ (as opposed to âthingsâ). The goal? To break them out of their goddam prisons. Well, humanoids call them âfarmsâ, âsheltersâ, âsanctuariesâ, etc. but you get the picture.
It goes without saying Wise and his team has a number of hurdles to overcome (aside from potentially getting laughed out of the courtroom). Hegedus and Pennebaker divide screen time between accompanying Wise and his associates on visits to various facilities to meet potential âclientsâ (some scenarios are heart-breaking-especially for animal lovers) and observing less glamorous aspects of legal work; like scouring through endless boxes of court papers and related minutiae, looking for precedents and fresh new angles.
The crux of Wiseâs argument is a tough row to hoe; he feels that once he convinces a judge that a chimp is cognizant enough to be considered an autonomous being, than âitâ (as well as elephants and cetaceans) should be granted personhood, and enjoy all associated rights of Habeas Corpus (easier said than done). After all, as he points out, corporations are now âpersonsââŚthat once seemed like a far-fetched concept, didnât it?
One argument you wish he would stop making is his unfortunate conflation with slavery; while itâs obvious heâs not being purposefully disingenuous, whenever he dares broach it, it gets the knee-jerk reaction you would expect from judges, opposing attorneys, news anchors, etc. At any rate, it made me cringe every time he went there, because you have to watch him patiently explain âWhat I meant was-â which doesnât really help his cause.
Still, I did come away from the film impressed by Wise and his teamâs passion and dedication to fighting for our furry friends. Thereâs a lot of food for thought here as well; the next time you go to the zoo you may be tempted to slip the orangutan a skeleton key.
—Dennis Hartley
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