Like nailing Jell-O to a wall
by Tom Sullivan
Donald Trump gave a press conference or something like it. The details themselves are perhaps unimportant. It was another episode of the Trump Show ahead of what this morning could be a much more dramatic and consequential affair if the Senate Judiciary hearing featuring Brett Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford actually occurs.
The Washington Post offers an annotated transcript pf the press conference here.
“I don’t even know where to start,” Jimmy Kimmell told his audience, calling Trump’s performance — that’s what it was — “rambling, angry, jumbled, dishonest, and frequently incoherent.” It was “like the craziest voicemail from your mom ever.”
What struck me most was the reactions of women reporters.
Asked about doubts he expressed about Kavanaugh’s accusers, Annie Karni of Politico writes that Trump “left himself an escape hatch” should the nomination fail. He would listen this morning to Ford’s account of Kavanaugh assaulting her as a teenagers and maybe be convinced of something.
“They’re giving the women a major chance to speak,” Trump said. “Now it’s possible I’ll hear that and I’ll say hey I’m changing my mind. That is possible.”
Trump even floated the idea of choosing another nominee, a woman maybe, before rambling about how this could go on forever. He could pick five other people. They might turn down the offer because of what happened to “this wonderful man.”
Karni writes:
“I could pick a woman and she could have charges made from many years ago,” Trump said.
It was a typical Trumpian move, leaving his final position unclear — a frustrating exercise for Team Kavanaugh and Senate Republicans akin to nailing Jell-O to a wall.
Much like his rally speeches, Trump reveals how little he knows, how imprecise he is in recounting facts, and how little he cares about subjects that are not him.
Trump complained he himself has been accused of sexual misconduct by “four or five women who got paid a lot of money” to make up stories about him. The number is somewhere between 13 and 20. In a couple of documented cases, he is the one who paid them money.
“Women are very angry” over the holdup on Kavanaugh’s nomination, Trump claimed. “You know I got 52 percent with women. Everyone said this couldn’t happen — 52 percent.” Trump won 42 percent of women in 2016. He won 53 percent of white women.
The Washington Post’s Ashley Parker writes:
But what was perhaps most remarkable was just how transparent and revealing Trump continues to be, the 45th president of the United States offering glimpses deep into the recesses of his mind as he gleefully took the nation on a tour de force of everything from the fate of Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh (uncertain, but to be determined Thursday) to the job security of Deputy Attorney General Rod J. Rosenstein (uncertain, but probably fine for now) to his relationship with the New York Times (uncertain, but definitely tortured).
Parker writes when asked why he tends to side with powerful men and disbelieve women, Trump twice offered “something of an evergreen admission — well known to White House aides who often compete to be the last person in the room with the president,” saying, “I can always be convinced. … I could be convinced of anything.” Like nailing Jell-O to a wall.
Before you punish yourself watching the Senate hearing at 10 a.m. EDT, take a few minutes to mentally loosen up and not think about the elephant who won’t be in the room: Mark Judge. The third person allegedly in the room with Kavanaugh and Ford during her attack is still hiding out at a beach house in Delaware.
* * * * * * * * *
For The Win 2018 is ready for download. Request a copy of my county-level election mechanics primer at tom.bluecentury at gmail.