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Baby monkeys!

More baby monkeys …

Zooborns:

Thanks to thousands of avid chimpanzee fans, The Maryland Zoo’s newest addition to the chimpanzee troop has been officially named “Maisie” (May-zee).

By the time voting closed at midnight on Thursday, Maisie was the winner in a tight race, with over 9,500 votes cast!  Runners-up were Asha, Olivia, Nyota and Tulia. The names in the contest were selected by the Chimpanzee Forest animal care team members, who are caring for the littlest chimp around the clock.  

“We’re so happy she officially has a name,” said Pam Carter, Chimpanzee Forest area manager. “Animal care staff use individual names, especially during training sessions. The chimpanzees all recognize their own names as well as each other’s and being able to call her Maisie will help us make the important introductions to the troop when she is ready.”

Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes)are classified as endangered on the International Union for the Conservation of Nature’s (IUCN) Red List. One of the greatest threats to the wild chimpanzees is loss of habitat, the African forest, from commercial logging, agriculture and fires. Poaching and disease also put the wild population at risk.

“Another reason we give recognizable names to animals in our care is that it helps create a unique bond between the animal and our visitors,” said Margaret Rose-Innes, assistant general curator. “We hope that if they learn to care for the individual, they will also care about what we are doing to save that species, which is so important not just for our future generations, but also for the future of Maisie’s wild cousins.”

Maisie arrived at the Zoo in late September and is being cared for by the Chimp Forest Animal Care team who work in three shifts around the clock to provide her constant care. “Maisie drinks baby formula every three hours, sleeps, and has some playtime every day to help strengthen her muscles,” continued Carter. “We also wear a shirt and blanket that have fringe material sewn on that helps her learn to grip.” Maisie can now rollover by herself and she can also pull herself up into a sitting position.

If you get the chance to watch “Baby Chimp Rescue” on the BBC don’t miss it. It’s a soothing balm to the heart battered by all the ugliness in this world.

Meghan killed the Duke

Of course she did:

Kilmeade said on Friday’s show: “There are reports that [Philip] was enraged after the interview and the fallout from the interview with Oprah Winfrey, so here he is trying to recover and he’s hit with that.”

Kilmeade then went on to cite Piers Morgan, of all people, as evidence that Philip’s health was hit by the Oprah interview. Morgan resigned in disgrace from his show, Good Morning Britain, after thousands of people complained about his repeated attacks on Meghan. The low point came when he said didn’t believe her admission that she felt suicidal.

The Fox & Friends host said: “Piers Morgan was saying on his morning show, which he famously walked off of, is like ‘Really? Your grandfather is in the hospital, you know he’s not doing well, is this really the time you have to put out this interview?’ Evidently, it definitely added to his stress.”

By the way:

Philip left his London hospital after a month-long stay for treatment of an unspecified infection. He also underwent a procedure for a pre-existing heart condition in that time. He was also 99 years old.

Fox News is such a fetid cesspool. Last night they showed purported porn pictures of Hunter Biden on Hannity and Carlson’s show. Just when I think they can’t go lower, they do.

The gun nut’s hero

I had forgotten about this.

This is the man the gun proliferation fetishists worship.

Here’s how the quote went viral:

I think I would be less worried about gun culture if its adherents weren’t so often lying, racist, assholes.

You want heroes? Here’s one

She wasn’t in it for the money:

She grew up in Hungary, daughter of a butcher. She decided she wanted to be a scientist, although she had never met one. She moved to the United States in her 20s, but for decades never found a permanent position, instead clinging to the fringes of academia.

Now Katalin Kariko, 66, known to colleagues as Kati, has emerged as one of the heroes of Covid-19 vaccine development. Her work, with her close collaborator, Dr. Drew Weissman of the University of Pennsylvania, laid the foundation for the stunningly successful vaccines made by Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna.

For her entire career, Dr. Kariko has focused on messenger RNA, or mRNA — the genetic script that carries DNA instructions to each cell’s protein-making machinery. She was convinced mRNA could be used to instruct cells to make their own medicines, including vaccines.

But for many years her career at the University of Pennsylvania was fragile. She migrated from lab to lab, relying on one senior scientist after another to take her in. She never made more than $60,000 a year.

By all accounts intense and single-minded, Dr. Kariko lives for “the bench” — the spot in the lab where she works. She cares little for fame. “The bench is there, the science is good,” she shrugged in a recent interview. “Who cares?”

Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institutes of Allergy and infectious Diseases, knows Dr. Kariko’s work. “She was, in a positive sense, kind of obsessed with the concept of messenger RNA,” he said.

Dr. Kariko’s struggles to stay afloat in academia have a familiar ring to scientists. She needed grants to pursue ideas that seemed wild and fanciful. She did not get them, even as more mundane research was rewarded.

“When your idea is against the conventional wisdom that makes sense to the star chamber, it is very hard to break out,” said Dr. David Langer, a neurosurgeon who has worked with Dr. Kariko.

Dr. Kariko’s ideas about mRNA were definitely unorthodox. Increasingly, they also seem to have been prescient.

That’s what visionaries tend to be: prescient.

“It’s going to be transforming,” Dr. Fauci said of mRNA research. “It is already transforming for Covid-19, but also for other vaccines. H.I.V. — people in the field are already excited. Influenza, malaria.”

For Dr. Kariko, most every day was a day in the lab. “You are not going to work — you are going to have fun,” her husband, Bela Francia, manager of an apartment complex, used to tell her as she dashed back to the office on evenings and weekends. He once calculated that her endless workdays meant she was earning about a dollar an hour.

For many scientists, a new discovery is followed by a plan to make money, to form a company and get a patent. But not for Dr. Kariko. “That’s the furthest thing from Kate’s mind,” Dr. Langer said.

I don’t know if she would have been taken more seriously if she had been a man with financial ambition. Probably. But she’s got the last laugh now and I suspect the satisfaction of seeing her work used to help create a life-saving vaccine is all she could hope for.

It used to be that our society held people like her up as role models. I feel as if there hasn’t been much of that lately so it’s nice to see it.

Live by the “free market” die by the “free market”

“Screw you MLB. Screw Delta and screw Coke. In fact, screw all corporations” – Fox News host, Greg Gutfeld

Corporate America has had enough of the GOP trying to make it harder to vote so they’re taking s— into their own hands.

And this is making Republicans big mad. The former fellow faxed in his thoughts from Florida, demanding that Republicans boycott companies that are speaking out. That means you, Major League Baseball, Delta, UPS, Coke. Here he is with Gollum Miller announcing the boycott.

Wait…? What’s that hiding behind the phone there?

Okay, so the boycott is on . . . right after I slam one last Diet Coke.

Now, Mitch McConnell’s taking aim at the Fortune 500: “My warning, if you will, to corporate America is to stay out of politics.”

Hey, Bernie. That you? Nope. That’s the supposedly free-market Mitch McConnell, threatening private companies with retaliation from the government for weighing in on politics.

“I hope Dems raise the corporate tax to 99%. Maybe I’m turning socialist.” – Gutfeld

Why, hello there, my wee Fox News comrade. Raising taxes on corporations to own the Libs. Fascinating.

But this new assault on companies is all the rage in the GOP. I tweeted about this Freaky-Friday free market switcheroo and Republican Sen. Josh Hawley tried to dunk on me with this. “Let me explain this to you. Corporate liberals are woke capitalists. The corporatists love critical race theory and all the other warmed-over Marxist garbage.” What in the f— are you talking about, bro? The Democrats are woke capitalists and Marxist socialists? Do you even Das Kapital?

So what’s this switch all about? Weren’t the Republicans the pro-business, “job creators” party just like two minutes ago? Well, conservatives are right. The corporations are turning against them in the culture war. First, you had the gay pride floats brought to you by Verizon. Then just about every company started backing Black Lives Matter. Then, when Trump sicked a mob on the Capitol to stay in power, well, companies didn’t think domestic terrorism was good for business—and it’s hard to blame them. Businesses are going to look out for their employees and their customers and their own self-interest.

So rather than adapting their pre-market conservatism to the changing culture, Republicans are attacking their old allies, and they’re whining that corporations are getting sopolitical these days.

But corporations have been engaged in politics forever. And until recently, they backed mostly Republican policies.

The family that owns Walmart supports charter school initiatives. Coke fought recycling bottling bills. Oil companies fight climate action and gas tax increases. Basically, every company runs pro-military, ‘support our troops’ promos: “Speedway salutes our troops and their safe journey home.”

Then and now, they do this because they think it helps their bottom line or their image with consumers. Maybe it seems unsavory, but it isn’t new. Republicans are only upset now because they’re on the losing side of it.

A decade ago, the Supreme Court ruled that corporations have political speech rights in the Citizens United case. Back then it was liberals protesting that companies had too big of a role funding political campaigns.

And Republicans were sounding more like friend of the show, Willard Mitt Romney: “Corporations are people, my friend.”

Awkward, but kind of true. Corporations are made up of people who make choices based on our politics. Sometimes companies move to states with lower taxes. Republicans like that. Now, some are moving out of states if they pass bigoted laws like restricting trans-bathroom options or voting rights. If you, the consumer, don’t like the political stance a company takes, then go ahead, drink yourself a gross-ass Pepsi or shotgun a can of Goya beans instead. This is America, b—–s. This is how the free market works.

And that’s something Republicans used to understand.

Joe Manchin, insurrectionist appeaser

Those of us who’ve been watching politics for a while knew that the 50-50 Senate was going to be a challenge for the Biden administration. Yes, it’s much, much better to have the majority and be able to set the agenda. But passing legislation with such a narrow margin is always very difficult. It’s usually worse for Democrats because the small, conservative, rural state advantage in the US Senate makes it impossible to gain a majority without at least a few right-leaning showboaters who feel the need to demonstrate their “independence” from the libs who dominate the party.

Republicans have their “moderates” too, as we know, but generally, Democrats have a much more difficult task in these situations because they are actually trying to accomplish something rather than simply confirm judges, cut taxes and pretend to repeal popular legislation over and over again. Even when Democrats hold a large majority, the conservative senators in the caucus seem to always flex their muscles and make passing popular initiatives very difficult.

When Jimmy Carter was president and had a 57 vote majority in the Senate, his signature legislation was thwarted by Democrats who watered it down to almost nothing, stymying Carter’s big initiative for the U.S. to attain energy independence. In 1993, when President Bill Clinton became the first Democratic president in 12 years, also with a 57 vote margin, the Democrats tried once again to raise taxes on the wealthy and pass a broad-based energy tax, this time in the name of “deficit reduction,” and it was fought tooth and nail by different Democrats representing the same interests. Karen Tumulty writing for the LA Times back in 1993, wrote about the reaction of two Democratic senators, Oklahoma’s David Boren and Louisiana’s John Breaux, to Clinton’s plan:

Sen. David L. Boren will happily admit to being the biggest thorn in President Clinton’s right side. “Right now,” he says, “I am perfectly at peace with my position.” By virtue of his seat on the Senate Finance Committee, the Oklahoma Democrat holds the vote that could kill Clinton’s economic program, and he believes he can use his extraordinary leverage to help redirect a presidency that has veered badly off course.

Also on the panel is Sen. John B. Breaux (D-La.), Clinton’s longtime political ally and one of the earliest backers of his presidential campaign. He, too, has served notice that he will not support the plan unless it undergoes major revisions. Both senators insisted in interviews this week that their struggle goes far beyond their objections to an energy tax that could hurt industries in their states. They see it as nothing less than a war with the left for the soul of Bill Clinton’s presidency.

Does that sound at all familiar?

Fast forward 16 years to President Barack Obama, who also enjoyed a large Democratic majority in the Senate. and I’m sure we all recall the drama surrounding the passage of the Affordable Care Act. Not one Republican voted for it and the negotiations among Democrats were brutal with Senator Joe Lieberman, I-CT, successfully nixing the public option and Democratic members of the House holding up the bill over its provisions to provide abortion coverage. In the end, the Democrats passed the bill but lost 33 House Democrats and Sens. Blanche Lincoln, D-AR, Ben Nelson, D-NE and Mark Pryor, D-AR.

The point is that unless there is an emergency, “bipartisanship” on major legislation has been a pipe dream for a very long time. The political establishment harps on it like it’s the norm but with the exception of some early bipartisan victories in the Reagan era, it hasn’t been true for more than 40 years.

That brings us to Senator Joe Manchin, D-WV, the man of the hour.

Every political observer in the country has been waiting with bated breath to see which way the wind is blowing with him because he is the most conservative Democrat in the 50-50 Senate and he has made it clear that he has no compunction about dictating what the Biden administration will be allowed to accomplish legislatively. Theoretically, any senator could have this power and there have been rumblings from Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema and a few others, but Manchin is the man in the spotlight. Whether it’s to provide the 50th vote to reform the filibuster or provide the 50th vote to pass a bill using reconciliation, it appears that he will be the decider in this congress.

This is not good news. He recently told Arthur Delaney of the Huffington Post that he believes congressional voting reform efforts in Congress should be designed to make Trump voters happy:

“The only thing I would caution anybody and everybody about is that we had an insurrection on January 6, because of voting, right? And lack of trust in voting? We should not, at all, attempt to do anything that would create more distrust and division.”

Actually, we had an insurrection because the president propagated a Big Lie and incited his followers to storm the U.S. Capitol. I’m pretty sure that the only thing that would appease those people would be to remove Joe Biden from the White House and install Donald Trump. But, Manchin, who told CNN, “January 6 changed me,” seems to think insurrectionists are simply seeking bipartisan comity:

“So, something told me, ‘Wait a minute. Pause. Hit the pause button.’ Something’s wrong. You can’t have this many people split to where they want to go to war with each other.”

I think it’s fair to say that Manchin has somehow absorbed the circular GOP’s talking points justifying their flurry of legislation to restrict voting all over the country in order to “restore trust in the system” after Trump lied about the election being stolen from him. Can Manchin be so naive that he doesn’t know that this was on the GOP agenda long before Trump came down that escalator?

As with every Diva Democrat I mentioned in the fraught negotiations above, the big question always is, “what do they really want?” Is he posturing his mavericky independence image for the folks back home? Does he have a specific policy goal that he’s negotiating for? Is he playing some multi-dimensional game in which he is acting as though he’s demanding concessions from the Democrats but actually is forcing the GOP to demonstrate their obstruction so he can say he tried before voting with his party? Or does he believe the drivel he spouts about bipartisanship and just loves all the attention?

We really don’t know. But it’s always simplest to just take a politician at his word in cases like this and that would mean the op-ed he wrote for the Washington Post on Thursday is very bad news for the Democrats. In it, Manchin declared unequivocally:

There is no circumstance in which I will vote to eliminate or weaken the filibuster. The time has come to end these political games, and to usher a new era of bipartisanship where we find common ground on the major policy debates facing our nation.

It is very hard to see how he backs off from a Shermanesque statement like that and if he doesn’t we are looking at total gridlock for the next two years and a probable wipe-out of the Democratic majorities in 2022.

Mitch McConnell has made it clear time and again that his philosophy in opposition is to block everything and then blame the Democrats for failing to get anything done. He has not changed his mind. Sure, they will pretend they want to negotiate but there will never be 10 Republicans willing to break a filibuster to pass major legislation under a Democratic majority. It’s been completely unrealistic to expect that for the past 40 years. That Joe Manchin thinks it is possible with the Trumpified GOP is downright delusional.

Salon

“Dark, dark stuff”

TUCKER CARLSON (GUEST): I’m laughing because this is one of about ten stories that I know you have covered where the government shows preference to people who have shown absolute contempt for our customs, our laws, our system itself and they are being treated better than American citizens.

Now, I know that the left and all the little gatekeepers on Twitter become literally hysterical if you use the term “replacement.” If you suggest that the Democratic Party is trying to replace the current electorate, the voters now casting ballots with new people, more obedient voters from the third world. They become hysterical because that’s what’s happening actually. Lets just say it that’s true.

If you change the population, you dilute the political power of the people who live there. So every time they import a new voter, I become disenfranchised as a current voter. So I don’t understand why — everyone wants to make a racial issue out of it.

You know the white replacement theory? No, no, this is a voting right question. I have less political power because they are importing a brand new electorate. Why should I sit back and take that?

The power that I have as an American guaranteed at birth is one man, one vote. They are diluting it. No, they are not allowed to do it. Why are we putting up with this?

Tucker’s been on this for a while. I wrote about it for Salon a couple of years ago:

[T]he “Great Replacement” theory is a big deal among white nationalists worldwide. Essentially it comes down to two intersecting ideas. They believe that “the west” is threatened by immigrants from non-white countries resulting in white people being “replaced.” And the whole thing is part of a secret Jewish conspiracy to rule a one-race world. The Fox News “mainstream” American version doesn’t fully embrace the second idea, at least not publicly. But they are all-in on the first one, cleverly couching it in partisan political terms as a Democratic Party strategy to deny Republicans (who are, as we all know, nearly all white) their God-given right to be a majority of this country.

Since the massacre last weekend some people on the right have been saying the shooter couldn’t really be considered a person of the right because he criticized corporations and had concerns about the environment. They must not have been paying attention to Tucker Carlson. Of all the Fox News personalities who harp on immigration, he is the one with the most sophisticated white nationalist ideology. His ideas fall much more in line with the new strain of right-wing “populism” of Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán and former Trump adviser Steve Bannon than David Duke (although the latter is a big fan.)

In a nutshell, they see anti-corporatism and environmentalism as necessary to save Western civilization, not because corporations are sucking the life from working people and killing the planet but because corporations and climate change are creating conditions that make brown and back people migrate to countries with predominantly white populations. And among the “ecofascist” alt-right and the neo-Nazis, environmentalism is based upon reverence for “the land of your people” which explains the Charlottesville marchers chanting the Nazi slogan “Blood and Soil.” Carlson hasn’t gone that far but these people are all walking in the same direction.

At the recent National Conservatism Conference, Carlson gave the keynote speech in which he made it clear that he believes the future of the Republican Party lies in adopting his right-wing populist agenda as a way to gain support for anti-immigration policies. He’s quite clever about it. He rails against the corporations for kowtowing to leftist advocacy:

Somewhere in the late 1990s, corporate America realized this. They learned that if they did the bidding of the left on social issues, they would get a pass on everything else. They could freeze wages. They could destroy the environment. They could strangle free speech. They can eliminate privacy. In general, they could make public life much worse.

And his agenda to have women leave the workforce and stay home to have more children is presented as an anti-corporate, big-government benefit proposed by Elizabeth Warren to allow women to throw off the yoke of corporate tyranny.  In reality, it’s yet another Orbán policy designed to boost the native population so that immigrant labor is no longer necessary. We know this because Carlson has said as much:

[Y]ou are saying our low birthrates are a justification for immigration. I’m saying our low birthrates are a tragedy that say something awful about the economy and the selfish stupidity of our leaders. I’m not demonizing anybody. I’m not against the immigrants. I’m just, I’m for the Americans. Nobody cares about them. It’s like, shut up, you’re dying, we’re gonna replace you.

Carlson is dangerous. Dark, dark stuff indeed.

Democracy is messy. The alternatives are worse.

Capitol rioters storm the building Jan 6. Image via @The Hill.

Election “integrity” efforts by Republicans in New Jersey (including posting off-duty cops outside minority polling places) led to the recently expired 1982 consent decree. It required a federal court to review any of Republicans’ “proposed ‘ballot security’ programs, including any proposed voter caging.” One would think it in the party’s best interests not to invite another three-plus decades of such oversight. Or something worse.

But one would not be a Texas Republican, would one?

Via the Washington Post:

In a leaked video of a recent presentation, a man who identifies himself as a GOP official in Harris County, Tex., says the party needs 10,000 Republicans for an “election integrity brigade” in Houston.

Then he pulls up a map of the area’s voting precincts and points to Houston’s dense, racially diverse urban core, saying the party specifically needed volunteers with “the confidence and courage to come down here,” adding, “this is where the fraud is occurring.”

The official cites widespread vote fraud, which has not been documented in Texas, as driving the need for an “army” of poll watchers to monitor voters at every precinct in the county.

Fraud and rumors of fraud are by now as gospel among Republicans as Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Voter-suppression legislation purportedly drafted to restore confidence in elections the GOP has worked assiduously at undermining for decades is really not in the party’s long-term best interests, argues Ryan Cooper at The Week.

Nor is rationalizing who should and should not be enfranchised, as National Review‘s Kevin D. Williamson argued recently. Voters so “often vote from low motives such as bigotry and spite, and very often are contentedly ignorant.”

Cooper counters:

On the merits, this is a crock. The average citizen is every bit as trustworthy as the average graduate of Harvard, investment banker, elected official or political pundit, if not more so. Moreover, the whole moral foundation of democracy is political equality — a social contract between the people and their elected representatives.

But there is another more cynical case for universal voting. Democracy, which has come to be based on an ever-greater franchise, provides legitimacy to government and an orderly mechanism for resolving political conflict. Undermine those things, and violence and instability could spill out of control.

As it has already this year, death and injuries in its wake. Besides the risk of civil war or autocracy replacing the peaceful democratic transfer of power, Republicans nervous about being replaced put themselves more at risk for that, not less, by undercutting the democratic process:

Anti-democracy conservatives such as Williamson and Georgia Republicans, just like their fire-eater ideological ancestors, do not realize the danger the arguments and tactics they are pushing pose to themselves. If a large enough fraction of the population comes to believe that democracy is illegitimate, then we are right back to raw force as the ultimate arbiter of political conflict. Why accept that somebody is your “real” representative when the system has been rigged so they cannot possibly lose? And in that case why not march on Washington and throw them out? The reason even a minority party should support fair elections based on a universal franchise is that it’s better than civil war — and besides, history shows that today’s minority is most often tomorrow’s majority.

This country doesn’t even have a tradition of monarchy that might theoretically provide a minimal foundation for permanent Republican rule — on the contrary, the entire legitimacy of the American state is based on the consent of “we the people” (which is why conservatives have to come up with such preposterous arguments that “the people” should include fewer people, or convince themselves that Democrats are the ones stealing elections). Republicans would put themselves in basically the same position as King George III in 1776, and we all know how that turned out.

“Biggest boom since 1946”

It’s amazing how far a check will go when you are stuck indoors with no place to spend it. Americans in lockdown paid down $108 billion in credit card debt over the last year. Although far from over, the coronavirus pandemic will leave in its wake a lot of pent-up economic demand. An immediate problem will be supply (NYT):

Container ships stretch far out into the Pacific, waiting days for their turn to unload goods at California ports. Automakers pause production because they can’t get enough of the computer chips that make a modern car work. Long-dormant restaurants finally see a surge of customer demand, but they can’t find enough cooks.

This is a good problem to have. With nearly $3 trillion in federal cash flooding into the economy (and perhaps more to come), depressed demand for goods and services is set to skyrocket. The country is on “the early edge of the biggest economic boom since World War II,” financial mavens tell Axios. The boom will likely be global:

Biden administration spending will have ripple effects around the world, and overseas bank accounts also have grown during COVID. 

  • Governments’ actions in response to the pandemic raised global GDP growth by a full six percentage points, estimates the IMF, adding that “the global growth contraction last year could have been three times worse than it was.”
  • Still, total output shrank so much — by a stunning 3.3% in total — that there’s now an unprecedented amount of slack in the global economy. In other words: The world has more potential upside than ever.

Furthermore:

The biggest names in finance are making increasingly bullish predictions. JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon said Wednesday in his annual shareholder letter, closely watched on Wall Street: “This boom could easily run into 2023 because all the spending could extend well into 2023.” 

  • Goldman Sachs last month raised its U.S. growth projection for this year to 8%, which would constitute the largest economic expansion in generations.
  • In India, the growth rate will reach a torrid 12.5% this year, per the IMF’s latest projections, to be followed up with world-beating 6.9% growth in 2022.

A shame Republicans are uninterested. “Astonishingly,” writes Catherine Rampell, “Republicans are on the verge of surrendering to Democrats solo credit on yet another popular issue: upgrading the nation’s crumbling infrastructure.” They still have not settled on why, but they oppose it. Truly, madly, deeply.

The country needs to move on. It needs rebuilding and building is not what Republicans do. Even with lots of money to be made. Not if they have to share it. The party of insurrection is dead but its ghost won’t leave.

Toasty

In case you haven’t heard, Gaetz’s buddy Joel Greenberg is apparently cooperating with the feds, Gaetz is being investigated for a trip to the Bahamas with yet another sleazebag and Gaetz asked the White House for a blanket pardon.

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