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Month: June 2023

For a man in cognitive decline he sure does rack up the wins

Good point. Media Matters on how this ubiquitous right wing “dementia” claim looks today:

The last week has been brutal for this theory, with House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and Biden personally negotiating a debt ceiling deal that right-wing media figures call a “total cave” to Democrats that produced â€œa typical DC swamp sewer bill.” In March, McCarthy offered to bring the president “soft food” to kickstart negotiations, an obvious crack at his age. But on Sunday, after striking a deal, the speaker described Biden to reporters as “very professional, very smart. Very tough at the same time.” The resulting legislation passed the House on Wednesday night and now moves to the Senate. 

The right is having difficulty coming to terms with how, as Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) put it on Twitter, “Republicans got outsmarted by a President who can’t find his pants.”

Some, like Fox prime-time host Sean Hannity, are treating Biden’s purported senility as entirely unrelated to the result. Hannity was discussing foreign policy as the House began voting on the bill, and said of the president, “We all know he’s a cognitive mess, and he has no idea that today is Wednesday.” Minutes later, after the bill passed, Hannity complained that Republicans’ “hand was stronger” and expressed disappointment that they didn’t get more out of their hostage-taking. But he did not apparently consider how a president who didn’t know what day it was had managed to outnegotiate McCarthy.

Others, like Fox’s Jesse Watters, are continuing to talk up Biden’s purported mental frailty while ignoring the debt ceiling negotiations altogether. Watters did not mention the debt ceiling deal at all during Wednesday’s show. But he found time to amplify an actor’s claim that Biden has “obviously declining mental faculties” and to claim that Biden is “going to stay at home, he’s not going to campaign” for reelection.

And a third group, headlined by Fox Business host Maria Bartiromo, is trying to cope with the tension here, albeit without considering that perhaps the problem is that their talking point isn’t true. [See above]

Oops.

They’re going to say this and most people looking at Biden see a man who is too old to be president. They’re going to have to deal with that. But winning over and over again is certainly one way to demonstrate that he can do the job anyway.

He’s back on the trail

And it’s as bad as you remember

Oy. Just thought you’d like to know …

Culture of losing?

DeSantis thinks that because he won big in Florida he has the secret sauce for America. I hate to tell him, but it’s a big country and Florida is a special case.

This piece by Steve Schale, a Democratic operative in Florida, explains what happened there, from his perspective. It is probably somewhat self-serving and I doubt it’s the whole story but it’s a useful bit of information. There is simply no doubt that something terrible happened to Democrats in Florida. Who’s at fault is probably highly contested but I suspect there is probably something to this version of events even if the Florida Democratic Party is the most hapless in the country.

He starts off by talking about his own history working on campaigns in Florida for many years. The state was a swing state that tended to go back and forth as they do. I’ll pick up the story in 2008 when Obama won:

In 2008, thanks to the resources of the Obama/Biden campaign, we took those fundamentals, expanded them statewide, and built an organization. On Election Night 2008, after Florida had been called for Obama, I told the Miami Herald my hope was that the legacy of our win would be showing Democrats that we can win here.

When I left the party job in 2009, I genuinely believed we were out of the ditch and on a better path. We’d built our box. We had a foundation. Things were trending in the right direction for Democrats in Florida.

But right about then, a new idea was floated: standing up a donor table—or alliance, if that makes you feel better—that would operate and fund organizations outside of the party.

This move was pitched as a supplement to the work of the state party, which would build a “long-term progressive infrastructure” that could carry on the goals of the Obama operation into the future. My concern was that the alliance would not be an add-on, but instead would end up being a replacement for the party.

Florida Democrats sat at a fork in the road. And the decision they made then led directly to where we are today.

Downfall

It is easy for Florida Democrats to ask “What if?” about lots of pivot points over the last decade or so.

For example, what if the national climate had been just a little better in 2010 or 2014? Or if Alex and Charlie hadn’t been outspent 3-to-1? What if James Comey had never written that letter? What if Jeff Greene hadn’t dumped $40 million in negative ads on Phil Levine and Gwen Graham (mostly Gwen) in August of 2018? Or if Andrew Gillum had pivoted back to the middle just a bit? Or even just not left $4 million in the bank because his campaign wrongly believed that they had the race in the bag?

If any number of those moments had gone a different direction, the Democratic party in Florida would be in a different place today. No question. But to me, the biggest hinge moment came before any of that. It was in 2009, when Democrats actually thought they were headed in the right direction.

It was April 2009, and my dear friend Dylan Sumner sent me an email. (It’s worth noting he remembers this story the same way, but in Dylan’s version, I sent him the email.) 

Dylan is another political hack who had cut his teeth in North Florida Democratic politics. He had also been a key advisor to our 2008 Obama campaign. We had worked together on more things than either of us want to admit. 

“Have you heard from this Miami donor advisor about this donor alliance?” he asked.

I hadn’t.

“They’re working with some donors in South Florida,” he said. “Wants to meet with me, and I think we should meet together.”

So, we did, in a conference room about a block from the Florida Capitol, with the donor advisor and one of the lead donors. 

Neither of us knew what the meeting was about, so we both made our case: We had a ton of good staff coming out of the Obama campaign, and most of them couldn’t go to DC. For a few million bucks, we could keep a decent number of them in their ’08 roles and focus on getting ready for Alex Sink’s run for governor. Let’s build on our success, we argued.

The donor and his advisor had a different idea. Donors didn’t have confidence in the state party, so they wanted to set up a series of outside groups that could be the basis for “long-term progressive infrastructure.”

In a nutshell, the concept they were pitching was was simple. A group of state and national donors and Democratic-supporting organizations would pool their money and decide collectively which groups or candidates they would support, with the goal of electing Democrats and advocating for progressive policies. (It should be said that the favored policies that were often to the left of what a winning Democratic coalition in Florida would accept.) By giving money, donors got a seat at the table, and this table would operate in a manner not dissimilar to Shark Tank: supporting organizations would pitch them; they would make decisions based on these arguments. On its best day, the groups which made up the alliance would all have their own lanes and areas of expertise. That was the plan.

But in addition to reinventing the wheel, we countered, alliance-backed groups wouldn’t be legally allowed to coordinate with the actual candidates, and also there would be no real accountability for the money. Say what you want about the party itself: At least every dollar is disclosed, every decision is public. This was not the case for the alliance.

We also pointed out that if President Obama could trust the party, then so could the donors—that the party was little more than what the donors made it, and most importantly, we had started to build something. Something that had accountability and controls for measurable outcomes: winning elections.

We went back and forth for a while, but it was clear we weren’t convincing them. As Dylan and I (and others) made calls, it was clear that this . . . thing . . . was happening. Our meeting, it turned out, wasn’t about consultation. It was about affirmation for a decision that had already been made.

In fairness, their motives were good. This group of donors felt the need to assert leadership and direction, based on a model that had been built in other states. At the time, Florida’s statewide Democrats were focused on other things—and as much as I love my friends in Obamaworld, they had embraced the idea that they should build their operation at arm’s length from state parties. The alliance idea fit nicely with that model and it quickly became clear that I was lighting myself on fire by trying to stop it.

It turned out that we were right, though: The alliance model failed Florida Democrats. In 2010, in the midst of our best opportunity to retake the Governor’s Mansion in 15 years, we ran into resistance as we tried to raise money for a party-run turnout operation. There were questions about where the money would go, and how it would be controlled. The alliance-backed organizations on the outside never materialized in a real way. And so Alex Sink, despite being vastly outspent, came within a point of being elected governor.

Within a point. That’s 61,000 votes in the worst environment for Democrats in a century. Remember how bad the national environment was for Obama’s first midterm? It was a shellacking! And Sink had no turnout operation to speak of. Notwithstanding the historical GOP year, an Obama-style turnout operation absolutely would have won her that race.

In 2012 the state party returned to a more traditional model, with the Obama re-election building a massive ground operation, registering voters, and turning them out in record numbers. Just like in ’08, the operation ran through a logical command and control center, and its success helped carry several down ballot candidates to wins.

But in 2014, it was back to the alliance model, and it didn’t work this time, either. Another tough environment, another heartbreaking loss for Dems as Charlie Crist lost to Rick Scott, who entered the election as one of the most unpopular governors in the country. 

In 2018, while most of the country had a good night for Democrats, we saw two statewide losses by less than 0.5 percent. A ton of money was spent by the outside, but once again, the party-centric coordinated effort was underfunded because the donors’ alliance had functionally replaced the state party as the focus.

In 2020, an outside organization spent over $10 million on a completely fruitless and badly conceived plan to try to take back the state House—while the Republicans were organizing on the ground, registering voters, recruiting good candidates, and playing in seats they could realistically win.

Which led to 2022, when all the state’s Democrats’ decisions from the last decade came home to roost.

Hurricane Ron 

What happened in 2022 was a perfect storm. A decade’s worth of decisions to intentionally defund the state party had left it an empty shell. Republicans had an incumbent governor in Ron DeSantis who was incentivized to run up the score to support his presidential ambitions. An unpopular Democratic president was facing his first midterm election. And Democratic donors were both tired of Florida and focused—rightly—on maintaining a majority in the U.S. Senate and defending key governorships.

All the ingredients were in place for a wipeout. Which is what Florida Democrats got:

No statewide elected officials

Only 8 of 28 members of Congress

12 seats out of 40 in the state Senate

35 seats out of 120 in the Florida House

Think about this: Today, Democrats in Montana have a larger share of seats in their legislative chambers than Democrats in Florida do.

That shouldn’t be able to happen.

Elections are determined by lots of inputs. There’s the political and economic environment. The money. The candidates, their stories, and their visions. There are external shocks and events. There’s luck. But there’s also a lot of blocking and tackling, the kind of routine, unglamorous work that political professionals do in order to maximize a campaign’s chances of success.

Unless you’re in a very favorable race, you can’t win if the only thing you have going for you is the blocking and tackling. But by the same token, if you’re in a competitive race, trying to win without that basic blocking and tackling is asking every other factor to break your way.

And while it’s not sexy, these routine mechanics of electioneering—the blocking and tackling of politics—are something Republicans in this state do very well on a year-round basis. This is why we have an overwhelmingly re-elected Ron DeSantis and his Free State of Florida, while my state’s Democratic party is barely hanging on life support.

Outside groups are fine. I ran a national group in 2020 that was created to support Joe Biden. But what happened in Florida is that the outside groups—not the candidates or the party—were designated to be the primary driver of turnout, messaging, and in some cases, even candidate recruitment. Take one element of this: voter registration. One of the original arguments for the donor alliance in Florida was that it could fund groups with a year-round focus on voter registration. But that has been an abject failure.

Since 2012, partisan voter registration has declined for Democrats in Florida in just about every year, and today, Republicans have a healthy advantage in this metric for the first time in state history. But this shouldn’t surprise anyone: When you outsource voter registration to these legally non-partisan organizations, they can’t engage in partisan organizing. And you know what Democrats need to do with voter registration? Find more Democrats to register. Again: It’s not rocket science. It’s blocking and tackling.

Also, it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy. The idea that Florida Democrats should sublimate themselves to a donor alliance was predicated on the belief that the Florida Democratic party itself should be weak. 

This may have served these groups well. But it has been disastrous for actual Democratic candidates. The entire model should have been flipped—building a strong party first, and using the outside groups to supplement it. But instead, we kept the party down to benefit the outside groups.When political parties are weak, they tend to become feckless and inept. Feckless and inept parties lose elections. 

So why did a bunch of smart people who wanted to help Democrats do something that destroyed the state party? I think the original donors worked off three assumptions that simply were not true.

First, I know they believed their efforts would be value-added, not a replacement for party spending. But what they failed to understand is the party itself has always been a shell, and they were setting up a choice that would lead to defunding one shell (the party) for another (their alliance). When several of the traditional major donors to the party left for the alliance, that was a signal to everyone else that only one mouth should be fed.

Second, they bought into the narrative that Obama had won by motivating a massive turnout of progressive voters—and that this wave needed to be preserved. In retrospect it’s pretty clear that Obama won for two reasons: (1) He was the best Democratic candidate in a generation and (2) Voters wanted change. Maybe this second truth wasn’t clear in 2012, but today it is: We’ve now had five consecutive change elections: 2014, 2016, 2018, 2020, and 2022. American voters have been asking for change for a decade, no matter who is in charge. Obama owned “change” as a political commodity and that—not his progressive fans—is what powered his success.

But many Democratic donors in Florida read Obama’s victories as an ideological shift in the country—one that had not happened. I believe Florida remains today what it was when Obama won it: essentially a center-right state, where Democrats (as Obama was) have to be smart in how they talk to voters. Yet many of these outside groups operate like Florida is California, pushing messaging that does little to help us broaden our general election coalition.

Finally, they believed that Obama’s wins were proof that demographics are in fact destiny and that it was a near certainty that Florida was trending blue. This view has been demolished. Consider: Florida today is demographically far more friendly to the Obama coalition than it was in 2008 or 2012. And yet it’s definitely uphill for Democrats in 2024.The lesson here ought to be painful for Democrats: We didn’t lose the demographic battle—we lost the partisan organizing and persuasion battles.

In the American political context, the primary drivers of voter engagement should be (1) the candidate and (2) the party. That’s how you win elections. Not always; not every time. But most timesFrankly here in Florida, that is the only thing that has worked. 

I don’t think if Florida Democrats had simply leaned into the 2006-2012 organizing model that my party would be dominating the state today. Some of the national reshuffling in the partisan coalitions over the last 20 years would have hit Florida even harder than most places. That said, had we focused on building a more sustainable party organization (as they did in Wisconsin) we would have elected at least one Democratic governor, have at least one Democratic U.S. senator, and would have substantially more Democratic state legislators and members of Congress. Of this I have zero doubt. 

Is there a pathway back for Democrats in the Sunshine State? Sure. But it requires tearing everything down to the studs and starting over, focusing on the basics: finding good candidates and speaking to the concerns of voters in a majority coalition.

And even if Democrats can muster the will to do the painful teardown, they’ll also need the discipline to rebuild the right way: always choosing the long-term gains of voter registration, organization, and data-driven persuasion over the short-term highs of trying to win the day on Twitter.

We’ve all seen what happens to the rump party in one-party states: The fact that they are out of contention usually leads them to become more unattractive to voters. Because clawing your way back takes time and patience and compromise while playing to the base is easy, fun, and self-actualizing.

But national Democrats can’t afford to let Florida become a one-party state. Not if they want any margin for error in the Electoral College. Which is why for Democrats everywhere, The Florida Democratic problem is everyone’s problem now. 

This week, my team got a win in Jacksonville. A truly phenomenal candidate, Donna Deegan, proved you could overcome Republican spending advantages and win in a competitive political environment. The win won’t solve every problem – or potentially even any problems – but it is an important win – for morale, for donor confidence in the state, and for momentum. It is also an example that candidates and fundamentals matter. 

And to that end, hopefully it will be a spark. 

The story usually goes that Obama and his people dismantled the progressive groups that helped him win as well as the 50 state party infrastructure that had been built under Howard Dean’s DNC leadership. This says that may not be the entire story in Florida. I don’t know. But I do know that Democratic donors are fickle and short sighted, often flitting around from one project to the next rarely taking the long view of anything. Putting the future of Democratic party organizing in their hands is almost certainly going to fail.

He mentions Wisconsin, which is a perfect example of how the Party can organize in these polarized times in a very competitive swing state. That took a few years but they are finally seeing some headway. Let’s hope that other swing states are taking notes.

This piece in Vice from last fall also looks at what happened in Florida. As far as I can tell, it isn’t in conflicy with what is said above.

The Senate Wingnut Caucus

Meet the new Senator from Oklahoma

From Daily Kos:

The Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee meets in their Committee room. The members are listening to testimony on child care. Sen Bernie Sanders (I-VT), the Committee Chairman, is presiding. Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), a Committee member, is the antagonist. The other players include Cheryl Morman – President of the Virginia Alliance for Family Child Care Associations — who is there to testify, as well as others from the early education community.

The dialogue 

It is Mullin’s time to ask questions. You can find the video HERE. He starts by sniping at Sanders.

”The Chairman of the Committee, that was appointed by Senate Democrats, is a self-proclaimed socialist. I’m not just calling that. Chairman you openly say that you are a socialist. In your book, Outsider in the House, the Chairman says ‘Bill Clinton is a moderate Democrat. I’m a Democrat Socialist’. That’s over our education system.  

In class, Mullin would have been penalized for using the ad hominem fallacy. Whatever Sanders may or may not be is irrelevant to the quality of the argument Mullin will make with his subsequent questions. Note: It will be an argument and not a search for the truth because this is politics, and the truth is its first victim.

Mullin also trots out the straw man fallacy. He says that Sanders is a socialist because Bernie says he is a Democrat [sic] Socialist in his book. The two political philosophies are not the same, despite the similarity in names. Claiming they are, is the same as saying that a koala bear is a bear, even though a bear is more closely related to a killer whale (NB it is not a whale) than a koala. Thomas Jefferson belonged to the Democratic-Republican Party and was neither a Democrat nor a Republican.

Mullin continues:

“I have a book in front of me called Our Skin, that has been endorsed by NACY [?]. I am going to read what this book says — you guys might find it interesting. ‘A long time ago, way before you were born, a group of white people made up an idea called ‘race’. They sorted people by skin color and said that white people were better smarter, prettier, and they deserved more than everybody else.’ This would be taught if we socialize our pre-K system.    

[…]

At this point, Bernie interjects, asking Mullin if he disagrees with any of the findings in the book. Mullin replies,

“A 1,000%. How about we teach Jesus loves me?  How about this? Teaching that Jesus loves the little children. The lyrics go red and yellow, black and white, they are all precious in our sight. Now which one would you think would be better? I’ll ask everyone on the panel. Which is better to teach?

This, which was made up to teach our kids. Three-year-olds, who have no idea what race is, now being taught that white people said this as a truth. Someone point at me at this being a truth, that white people developed race. That white people developed that. That all of a sudden that was our word (here Mullin puts his hand on his chest) that we developed.”

[…]

Mullin goes on,

By the way, I am Cherokee, Native American. I think we have experienced a little bit of racism before in my life, Chairman.

Wait, what? Didn’t he just claim to be white? (“That all of a sudden that was our word” (here Mullin puts his hand on his chest) “that we developed.”)

“So I ask everyone on the panel, which one is better to teach. This — or the Jesus loves me lyrics? Just tell me which one. I don’t have time for an explanation.”  

When the first respondent attempts to answer his question in a way that Mullin does not care for, he tells her how to respond. At which point, Sanders tells Mullin to let the witness answer “as she sees fit.” Once again, the witness tries. Mullin verbally stomps on her.

He then tries with a second witness. She replies, “I think it is important to teach that all children are seen and valued for who they are.” A still displeased Mullin, failing to browbeat the witnesses into answering as he wants them to, tries to answer the question himself.

“But when you teach this don’t you think other people are going to say that white kids are to blame? That’s exactly what they are going to teach. It is exactly what it is, ma’am.”

Silence ensues as Mullin leans back in his rocking chair, smugly stroking his beard. After some time, Cheryl Mormon, sensing that the man, who previously declared he had little time, was milking the moment, speaks up, “I disagree. First, it is important that we teach Jesus (remember the name of her business is ‘Blessings from Above Child Development’) And Jesus is what we teach. But reality is …”

Mullin seems irritated that Mormon — a Black woman — mentions Jesus. He again interrupts her, forcing Bernie to again admonish Mullin to let a witness answer the question. A frustrated Mullin, pointing at the offending book, turns to Sanders and says,

“I don’t want reality. I am asking the question which one is better”    

The gallery guffaws. Mullin dismisses his lapse into truth by declaring he “misspoke.” He then asks Sanders,

So what I am saying is which one is which? Which one is better to be taught, Mr. Chairman? Is it this or is it Jesus … “

Sanders is unsure to whom Mullin is talking and reasonably asks, “Is your question directed to me or Miss Mormon?” Mullin, still testy, harrumphs,

“You keep interrupting me, saying they’re not answering the question. I wish you would stay out of my questions as it’s my time.”

Then Mullin asks Mormon, “Which one?”

And she replies, “As I stated, Jesus is always first.”

Mullin responds. “Absolutely. I agree with that.”

Mullin then gives up trying to plant answers to his questions and concludes his grandstanding with another testy dig at Sanders.

“So let me end with this because I still have more time because the Chairman kept interrupting me. I am going to close with two quotes. The first is from John Adams. ‘Morality and virtue are the foundation of a republic and necessary for society to be free.’

The second is from the socialist, communist Joseph Stalin. “Education is a weapon whose effect depends on whose hands it is in and whom it is aimed.” We have got to be careful what we are trying to do here.”

He was a GOP congressman before winning the special election to succeed James Inhofe (not much better) last year.

They’re turning the Senate GOP into the Freedom Caucus.

A cautionary tale

Money, candidates, and “a lot of blocking and tackling”

Contacts in Florida have said for some time that the Florida Democratic Party was all but dead. And dead broke. Any leadership was coming out of Hillsborough County (Tampa), still active and well-organized under Ione Townsend. The election in February to “the worst job in state politics” of former state agriculture commissioner Nikki Fried as state chair may signal revival. Fried promptly got herself arrested along with Lauren Book, Florida’s senate minority leader, in a protest against Florida’s six-week abortion ban.

So, signs of life. And a little fight.

Over at The Bulwark today, consultant Steve Shale recounts, in his view, the decade of mistakes that led to Ron DeSantis. (I have not had time to check with Florida insiders for their take, so read on with that caveat.)

An outside donor group in 2009 decided it would “supplement to the work of the state party” and construct a “long-term progressive infrastructure” built on the Obama organizing model. They were convinced Obama’s election represented “an ideological shift in the country.” What the “supplement” accomplished over time, Shale argues, was a hollowing out of the state party:

In 2018, while most of the country had a good night for Democrats, we saw two statewide losses by less than 0.5 percent. A ton of money was spent by the outside, but once again, the party-centric coordinated effort was underfunded because the donors’ alliance had functionally replaced the state party as the focus.

In 2020, an outside organization spent over $10 million on a completely fruitless and badly conceived plan to try to take back the state House—while the Republicans were organizing on the ground, registering voters, recruiting good candidates, and playing in seats they could realistically win.

Since mechanics and logistics are my area of focus, this section hit home:

Elections are determined by lots of inputs. There’s the political and economic environment. The money. The candidates, their stories, and their visions. There are external shocks and events. There’s luck. But there’s also a lot of blocking and tackling, the kind of routine, unglamorous work that political professionals do in order to maximize a campaign’s chances of success.

Unless you’re in a very favorable race, you can’t win if the only thing you have going for you is the blocking and tackling. But by the same token, if you’re in a competitive race, trying to win without that basic blocking and tackling is asking every other factor to break your way.

And while it’s not sexy, these routine mechanics of electioneering—the blocking and tackling of politics—are something Republicans in this state do very well on a year-round basis. This is why we have an overwhelmingly re-elected Ron DeSantis and his Free State of Florida, while my state’s Democratic party is barely hanging on life support.

The alliance enticed regular donors away from the party, leaving it underesourced and struggling. Kinda what vouchers and charter schools do to public education.

Shale writes, “Today, Democrats in Montana have a larger share of seats in their legislative chambers than Democrats in Florida do.”

Anno Dominance

A collection of hysterical whiners

Wherever you go, for the rest of your life
You must prove, you’re a man.

The through line is dominance, dominance by those who believe in their bones in their right (or their tribe’s) to sit atop the human pecking order. All their invocations of freedom? It’s their freedom to set the boundaries of what others may do, say, and believe. And when they sense their control being challenged (even if it’s a mirage), hoo-boy, they turn peevish enough to tan their testicles, storm the Capitol, and disrupt school board meetings.

One sees it in the conservative need to turn the screws on the unfortunate. Are there no workhouses? Bring back the treadmill.

Far-right Republicans in the House grind their teeth “that the work requirements they wanted to impose on food stamp recipients are less cruel than they’d hoped,” writes Greg Sargent. What they failed to impose in the budget deal passed Wednesday night they will bring back in negotiations over the farm bill, writes Greg Sargent:

For months, Republicans on the House Agriculture Committee, which is key to passing the farm bill, have salivated for an expansion of work requirements, with some calling for imposing them up to age 65 and applying them to more people with kids. That’s far more draconian than what’s in the debt limit deal.

There is little evidence that work requirements encourage recipients to work or boost their character, as Republicans claim. Yet, as an analysis from the progressive Center on Budget and Policy Priorities (CBPP) concludes, these bureaucratic hurdles could put hundreds of thousands of additional adults at risk of losing food assistance.

Extracting work or boosting character is not the point.

Sargent and Paul Waldman comment on the recent parent-teacher backlash against reactionaries’ efforts in Florida to bring educators to heel amid accusations of “grooming.”

“No one is teaching your kids to be gay,” Alyssa Marano, a math teacher who resigned told a “raucous” school board meeting in Hernando County, Fla. “Sometimes, they just are gay. I have math to teach. I literally don’t have time to teach your kids to be gay,” she told the room:

At the meeting, right-wing parents and a minority of the school board amplified the usual attacks: Pornography in classrooms, indoctrination, wokeness. Watching them, it was impossible to avoid the sense that they were relishing every second of the tumult they’ve unleashed.

At the meeting, Shannon Rodriguez — a favorite of the right wing Moms for Liberty that led the attack on the Disney movie episode — kept robotically repeating phrases like “woke ideologies” and “woke agenda,” not even slightly disturbed by any sense of obligation to define their meaning. She proudly brandished her solidarity with boycotts of Bud Light and Disney as a badge of anti-woke heroism. Another conservative parent practically shouted, “You have awakened the entire alpha male blood of this country!”

But saner voices were speaking out, too, and having none of it.

“War on woke?” one student said pointedly. “More like war on your children’s future.”

“It’s me and my fellow students who are feeling the effects of this,” said a second student. A third said the removal of books from classrooms is what’s really “indoctrinating students.”

From New York to North Carolina to Montana, liberal parents are refusing to be cowed by reactionaries with their awakened alpha male blood.

If there is a cultural crisis, Walden writes in a third column, it lies with insecurities that drive “alpha” males to testicle tanning and assaults against beer cans:

The result of men’s anxiety is what has been termed “precarious manhood.” Studies suggest not only that people perceive manhood as easily lost but also that when it is lost, it’s because other people no longer view that man as a man. Perceptions of manhood are intensely social.

Conservatives claim that men are being bombarded with messages delegitimizing masculinity. Such messages do exist, but “traditional” masculinity is still everywhere in popular culture. TV and movie screens are still full of hunky leading men who solve problems through violence.

And if the “manly virtues” include strength and stoicism, it’s hard to see them in the collection of hysterical whiners who make up today’s right. What exactly is “masculine” about finding a transgender influencer promoting Bud Light on Instagram so threatening that you have to respond with a public display of violence against beer cans?

But for these alpha males and alpha parents, any sense that their cultural dominance is slipping is emasculating. “Nothing is less manly,” Waldman concludes, than reacting with anger and fear to messages the right amplifies “at ear-splitting volume” to “every new challenge to gender norms.”

Their idea of normal these days is an amped-up version of George Lakoff’s “strict father.” By God, someone’s got to be punished, and they’re the ones to do it.