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Month: November 2025

The Vote Suppression Goes On

Democracy Docket got the inside scoop on what some right wing vote stealing operations are up to:

Anti-voting activists met earlier this month in Worcester, Mass. for the annual fall summit of the New England chapter of Cleta Mitchell’s influential Election Integrity Network. I obtained the agenda and notes from the confab, where Mitchell and other anti-voting activists and election deniers, as well as two friendly state lawmakers, discussed plans to push for severely limiting early and mail voting.

“In-person voting on Election Day should be primary,” Mitchell said at one of the event’s panels, explaining to attendees that nearly all voting should take place in person on Election Day. Her voting policy wishlist is close to what President Donald Trump has called for, and would radically curtail access to the ballot, taking the U.S. back decades to the era of one-day elections.

Throughout the panel, Mitchell spread a stream of voting conspiracy theories, including false claims that early-voting polling places are more prone to voter fraud and that Service Employees International Union members who work at care homes for the elderly frequently steal ballots from their patients.

One of the state lawmakers who spoke at the event was a Maine Republican who marched on the U.S. Capitol Jan. 6, 2021, and has falsely accused Capitol Police of trying to incite violence that day.

They are working feverishly to end early voting and vote by mail, under the assumption that it will help them. I’m not so sure. Republicans like to use those options as well. And unless the Supremes decide to change the constitution to put themselves in charge of elections (certainly possible…) even red states may balk at doing this.

But they also have other tricks up their sleeves which I suspect is where they are really headed:

Also at Friday’s EIN meeting, Phani Mantravadi, a Michigan anti-voting activist who co-founded the group Check My Vote, discussed ways for citizens to take it upon themselves to hunt for voter fraud, according to the notes. 

In addition to plugging Check My Vote, which uses incomplete or inaccurate public data to check voter registrations, Mantravadi encouraged attendees to drive by the homes of voters they suspect of fraud to check that their addresses are valid. 

That’s probably the tip of the intimidation iceberg, I’m afraid. They are working feverishly to ensure that they never lose elections in the future. It’s going to be a huge battle for some time to come.

If you’re unfamiliar with Mitchell’s work, read this. She’s a very dangerous person.

Some People Get It

Via X:

Henry Bolton, British former politician who was the leader of the UK Independence Party, is utterly aghast at the rumors that Trump is sending emissaries to moscow to rubber-stamp putin’s invasion. If this is true, Bolton argues, Trump isn’t just selling out Ukraine, he’s tearing up every rule that’s kept europe relatively peaceful for the last 50 years and confirming to every tin-pot dictator that borders are just suggestions. it’s either total incompetence or something “far worse.”

Bolton: “The Daily Telegraph and other outlets are reporting that President Trump has sent Steve Whitkoff and Jared Kushner to Moscow to tell President Putin that he is prepared to formally recognize Luhansk, Donetsk, and Crimea as Russian territory. And if that’s correct, then this marks a very, very dark day for European security.

If he does this, he’d be rewarding an invader, an aggressor, betraying Ukraine’s defense, and ripping up something called the Helsinki Final Act, which laid the foundations for peace and territorial integrity in Europe since 1975. He’d be driving a wedge between the United States and the European allies, undermining NATO’s deterrent power and effect, and would send a very bad signal indeed to every autocrat in the world that they can change borders by force.

We have of course got to try everything we can to end this war, but appeasing the aggressor has never, ever brought peace. It’s only invited further conflict. And if we’ve learned anything at all from history, it’s surely got to be that. And as I say, I keep saying, if indeed this is happening, I’m praying it’s not, but if it is, then it’s not diplomacy or pragmatism. It is surrender, American surrender.

But even worse, President Trump could be undermining the security of all of us here in Britain and Europe without even consulting us. It would confirm either extraordinary incompetence on his part, arrogance, or maybe even something far worse. I mean, after all, what is motivating the American president if it isn’t the interests of Ukraine, Europe, or the United States?

The world is watching, and people in the know are holding their breath. Britain and Europe have got to stand firm. We’ve got to defend the principles of sovereignty and law and resolutely remind Washington and Moscow that peace cannot be built on the foundations of force, aggression, or oppression. And this is a moment I think for clarity, courage, and leadership, not capitulation or compromise.

Someone in Britain or in Europe has got to stand up and show some real statesmanlike leadership in a measured, proper, diplomatic manner, but firmly and strongly, because otherwise, the years to come are going to be…”

Yep.

‘Tis The Season To Be Rich

Black Friday spending was up. Maybe. And if it is, it’s because the wealthy are having a gay old time while everyone else is struggling:

US retail sales on Black Friday, the busiest shopping day of the year, climbed 4.1% compared with last year, according to data released Saturday by Mastercard SpendingPulse. Online shoppers alone spent $11.8 billion, up 9.1% from 2024, according to data collection platform Adobe Analytics.

But those gains don’t account for higher prices due to inflation, so actual spending could be flat. “We have 3% inflation, so maybe (the 4.1% increase in spending) is a real increase of just 1% or so, which is not that much of an increase,” Rick Newman, who writes The Pinpoint Press, a newsletter on the US economy, told CNN on Friday.

There’s also a bifurcation in who’s spending. The Federal Reserve’s most recent Beige Book, a collection of anecdotes about the economy, showed consumer spending among low- and middle-income consumers is on the decline. Meanwhile, the Fed found high-end consumers are continuing to spend — including on luxury items and travel.

Consumers have bought fewer items this holiday season, but the average selling prices are higher, according to Claudia Lombana, a national consumer expert. “The ones that have higher income are spending at will, but those who are less affluent are budgeting,” Lombana told CNN’s Omar Jimenez on Saturday.

It’s part of the so-called K-shaped economy, in which higher earners get a boost from their stock market investments and home valuations and use their fatter paychecks to spend. But lower earners increasingly live paycheck to paycheck and look for discounts — or curtail their spending to cope with rising prices.

Wealthier people don’t have any problem with these higher prices, natch. It’s all fun and games for them. Everyone else, not so much. Is this sustainable? Unlikely, since the political blow back from the have nots tends to get very intense.

Income inequality is nothing new, of course. But it’s gotten much worse over just the last few years and with Trump at the helm hosting lavish celebrations with his billionaire buddies, the public will get less and less tolerant of this “let them eat cake” bs. He promises bread and circuses and he’s certainly delivering on the latter. But the bread comes first and he’s certainly not delivering on that.

QOTD: Joyce Vance

She wrote this last week in the wake of Trump’s calls for the death of veterans who said that the military must not follow illegal orders, but I think it applies throughout this holiday season as we gather with colleagues friends and family:

In many American homes, discussion of politics has become verboten. Whatever the value of sacrificing discussion to keep the peace, this news from today is not politics, and it should be discussed at kitchen tables and Thanksgiving dinner tables across our country. Every American should understand both this news and what it means: That the president of the United States, who has killed people abroad, is now asserting the desire to see elected representatives in this country killed, that the president who stood alongside the Saudi crown prince who suborned the murder of Jamal Khashoggi defended the murderer, not the victim. George Washington would, most certainly, not have hanged members of Congress for expressing their views. He would not have approved of what Donald Trump said today, or pretty much any day. We can no longer afford to permit those around us to bury their heads in the sand and pretend this isn’t happening. It is all too real. It is all too risky, given that this president’s words have all too frequently become actions once spoken to his followers.

This is about country, not politics.

Word.

MAGA Must Be So Proud

Trump’s latest atrocity:

He once boasted that he would “stuff the drugs up the gringos’ noses.” He accepted a $1 million bribe from El Chapo to allow cocaine shipments to pass through Honduras. A man was killed in prison to protect him.

At the federal trial of Juan Orlando Hernández in New York, testimony and evidence showed how the former president maintained Honduras as a bastion of the global drug trade. He orchestrated a vast trafficking conspiracy that prosecutors said raked in millions for cartels while keeping Honduras one of Central America’s poorest, most violent and most corrupt countries.

Last year, Mr. Hernández was convicted on drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 years in prison. It was one of the most sweeping drug-trafficking cases to come before a U.S. court since the trial of the Panamanian strongman Gen. Manuel Noriega three decades before.

[…]

But on Friday, President Trump announced that he would pardon Mr. Hernandez, 57, who he said was a victim of political persecution, though Mr. Trump offered no evidence to support that claim. It would be a head-spinning resolution to a case that for prosecutors was a pinnacle, striking at the heart of a narcostate.

I am including a gift link for you to read the whole sordid story. This man is a monster. One of the worst ever. And Trump pardoned him.

That may seem counterintuitive since he’s simultaneously waging war on Venezuela over cocaine trafficking but he’s acting entirely on impulse now and Roger Stone told him that he was “unfairly” prosecuted so Trump did it. He rightly sees himself in Hernandez — a corrupt criminal president:

For many Hondurans, his conviction was a rare taste of justice. A woman in a crowd outside the courthouse celebrating his punishment had held a sign that read “No clemency for narcopolitics.”

But on Saturday, Mr. Trump said in a statement to The New York Times that “many friends” had asked him to pardon Mr. Hernández: “They gave him 45 years because he was the President of the Country — you could do this to any President.”

No doubt that is the argument Roger made to him.

Trump 2.0 has been a train wreck from the beginning but it does feel like he’s just saying “fuck it” now and doing what he feels like doing no matter how insane it might be. We are entering a new phase of lunacy.

Although Republicans have expressed just a tiny bit of “concern” over Pete Hegseth’s order to “kill ’em all” in the Caribbean, I haven’t heard any of them speak out about this. I honestly don’t think there’s any red line for them. If Trump decided to set up camps to throw all of his political enemies in them I’m fairly sure he wouldn’t get any trouble from the GOP.

Some Creepy Propaganda

That was fun.

A secretive Fort Bragg operation that specializes in influencing people’s thoughts has released a hypnotic recruitment video that is laced with hidden meanings and strange images.

Known as the 4th Psychological Operations-Airborne, or 4th PSYOP, the group specializes in “using the power of the mind to persuade opinion and discourse” among the nation’s enemies.

The 1:17-second clip, posted Nov. 19 on social media, is a string of baffling clips, including old cartoons, masked figures hiding in plain sight and a group of people staring blankly at the viewer over the phrase: “We are everywhere.”

“There is another force applied in combat that we generally don’t think of as a weapon of war. That weapon is words,” the video says. “Words are weapons. … This is psychological warfare.”

The video then beckons: “Join PSYOP.”

Some responses:

Among the surprises found, references to conspiracy theories, the “Ghost Army” that deceived the Nazi generals in WWII and the popular Pepe the Frog GIF shows up in a clown suit. At one point, the phrase “anything we touch is a weapon” flashes and fades.

“Watch it over and over again. Great little nuggets of information for us,” Nidia Law posted on Facebook.

“A lot of crumb drops in this one,” TheJason wrote on Instagram.

“I think y’all have so much fun at work! Would love to be on the other side of this ‘fog show’,” Leigh Eschew said on Instagram.

I’m sure the recruits will be the finest conspiracy theorists the country has to offer.

Oh, and then there’s this. (Note that eleven stars represented the eleven states that had originally seceded from the Union to form the Confederacy.)

Interesting font choice too, don’t you think?

What in the world is happening????

They Confirmed Him Anyway

From Pete Hegseth’s book which every Senator had access to when Trump nominated him. They knew what he was and they knew that Trump was a sociopathic moron. I imagine they thought the generals would be a “guardrail” but they aren’t. (Those who might have been willing to do it have been fired.)

This is the simple-minded, delayed adolescent we have in charge of the U.S. military because all of those Republicans betrayed America.

Murder By Smith & Wesson

Is pretty American

The targeted shootings on Wednesday last week of two National Guardsmen in Washington, D.C. were a nightmare. Sarah Beckstrom, 20, died after being shot. Her colleague, Andrew Wolfe, 24, is still reportedly “fighting for his life.” The alleged shooter is an Afghan refugee and former CIA battlefield asset admitted to the country under a Biden administration program and given asylum status in April under the Trump administration. He is hospitalized with gunshot wounds sustained during his capture.

When Americans commit mass shootings, as they often do, conservatives offer thoughts and prayers, as they often do, declare shooters mentally ill, as they often do, and warn the left not to politicize the shootings.

But raging xenophobes like Stephen Miller feel no such constraints. He declared that “importing” men, women, and children “at scale” from “broken” countries simply leads to them turning ours into another failed-state hellhole.

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X-user Tabitha throws that argument back in Miller’s face:

Ah yes, the classic “importing societies” lecture from the guy whose great-grandparents fled pogroms with nothing but the clothes on their backs and somehow didn’t recreate Tsarist Russia in Pennsylvania.

Funny how that magic transformation worked just fine for the Miller family, but suddenly stops functioning when the skin is browner and the prayers face Mecca.

We need security, yes—but humane, targeted, and blind to race or origin.

Immigrants from “failed states” have lower crime rates than native-born Americans, built more businesses per capita, and many of the Afghans you’re targeting literally risked their lives helping U.S. troops. But sure, keep cosplaying 1924 immigration quotas while pretending it’s about “security” and not demographics. We see you.

NY Times Pitchbot satirizes Miller’s argument that such people are unable to assimilate as Americans. He shot multiple innocent people, didn’t he?

Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.

He allegedly used a .357 Smith & Wesson.

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Is this a private fight, or can anyone join?

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Murder Any Way You Slice It

Let God sort ’em out

Sept. 2, 2025. DoD Image.

One would have to be culturally illiterate not to see it coming. Men like Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller would be comically cartoonish, B-movie villains if their statements and behaviors were the least bit funny. People are dead and disappeared. Men killed in the Caribbean on Sept 2 by U.S. forces were murdered, according to a statement released Saturday by “Former JAGs Working Group.”

Secretary Pete Hegseth gave verbal orders to kill everybody aboard a small boat in the Caribbean targeted as smuggling drugs, according to two unnamed sources “with direct knowledge of the operation.” The Washington Post reports that Donald Trump and the Pentagon claim that “the Sept. 2 strike targeted members of the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua but have not provided evidence to support those claims.”

Once a missile struck the boat, drone footage showed two survivors clinging to the burning wreckage. The Washington Post reported, “The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack [Adm. Frank M. “Mitch” Bradley, per the Post] … ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, two people familiar with the matter said. The two men were blown apart in the water.”

Hegseth, unsurprisingly, declared the reporting “fake news.” The man with the Crusader tattoos called the story “fabricated, inflammatory and derogatory reporting to discredit our incredible warriors fighting to protect the homeland.”

The former JAGS presumably know more about the laws of war than a former Fox News Weekend host. “The Former JAGs Working Group unanimously considers both the giving and the execution of these orders, if true, to constitute war crimes, murder, or both,” reads their statement:

  • If the U.S. military operation to interdict and destroy suspected narcotraficking vessels
    is a “non-international armed conflict,” as the Trump Administration suggests, orders to
    “kill everybody,” which can reasonably be regarded as an order to give “no quarter,” and
    to “double-tap” a target in order to kill survivors, are clearly illegal under international
    law. In short, they are war crimes.
  • If the U.S. military operation is not an armed conflict of any kind, these orders to kill
    helpless civilians clinging to the wreckage of a vessel our military destroyed would
    subject everyone from SECDEF down to the individual who pulled the trigger to prosecution under U.S. law for murder.

A former Pentagon associate general counsel concurs, telling CNN that it is a crime either way you slice it:

“They’re breaking the law either way,” said Sarah Harrison, a former associate general counsel at the Pentagon who now serves as a senior analyst at the Crisis Group think tank. “They’re killing civilians in the first place, and then if you assume they’re combatants, it’s also unlawful — under the law of armed conflict, if somebody is ‘hors de combat’ and no longer able to fight, then they have to be treated humanely.”

Harvard Law Professor and former head of the Office of Legal Counsel under George W. Bush, Jack Goldsmith, writes at his Substack, “One can imagine stretching Article II of the Constitution to authorize the U.S. drug boat campaign.” One might also, he writes, “possibly, stretch the laws of war to say that attacks on the drug boats are part of a ‘non-international armed conflict,’ as OLC has reportedly concluded.”

But, Goldsmith concludes, “there can be no conceivable legal justification” for the killings reported by the Post. He quotes chapter and verse:

Section 5.4.7 of the DOD Law of War Manual says:

Prohibition Against Declaring That No Quarter Be Given. It is forbidden to declare that no quarter will be given. This means that it is prohibited to order that legitimate offers of surrender will be refused or that detainees, such as unprivileged belligerents, will be summarily executed. Moreover, it is also prohibited to conduct hostilities on the basis that there shall be no survivors, or to threaten the adversary with the denial of quarter. This rule is based on both humanitarian and military considerations. This rule also applies during non-international armed conflict.

Hegseth denies he gave the “kill everybody” order. Those who carried out the supposed non-order are not talking. Leaders of the House Armed Services Committee stated on Saturday that they intend to investigate. So does the Senate Armed Services Committee:

A top Republican senator, Roger Wicker, has joined his Democratic counterpart in calling for “vigorous oversight to determine the facts” of allegations that the military intentionally killed survivors of a boat strike. 

“The Committee has directed inquiries to the Department, and we will be conducting vigorous oversight to determine the facts related to these circumstances,” said Sen. Wicker, R-Miss., chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, and U.S. Sen. Jack Reed, D-R.I., ranking member of the Senate Armed Services Committee.

What makes the Sept. 2 strike even more curious is an Oct. 18 statement from Donald Trump. Survivors of a strike on an alleged drug-carrying submarine were captured and would be “returned to their Countries of origin, Ecuador and Colombia, for detention and prosecution.” But survivors from an alleged drug boat from Venezuela had to die. Wouldn’t survivors of an alleged Tren de Aragua drug boat be a source of valuable intelligence on cartel smuggling operations? The committees will surely ask that question.

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115396632441470075

Hegseth has directed the killing of dozens in the Caribbean, possibly illegally, including Columbian fishermen. Secretary Kristi Noem’s masked Customs and Border Patrol and ICE have launched a reign of terror against Latinos and other non-white U.S. residents. Both the undocumented and U.S. citizens have been impacted. Donald Trump wants and chief advisor Stephen Miller is likely directing deportations without due process, defying court orders, instituting a new kind of extraordinary rendition, and now targeting duly naturalized citizens for denaturalization and deportation.

If this were a movie, they’d plainly be the villains. They are making all of us villains by proxy. This is the part of the movie where the heroes stand up and fight back. That’s you.

Update: Oh, by the way

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Stick a fork in it: Top 10 foodie films

Since it’s Thanksgiving weekend, that most venerable of American holidays which enables families to gather once a year to count their blessings, stuff their faces, and endeavor mightily to not bring politics into the conversation, I thought I might mosey on over to the movie pantry and hand-select my top 10 food films. Dig in!

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Big Night– I have frequently foisted this film on friends and relatives, because after all, it’s important to “…take a bite out of the ass of life!” (as one of the characters demonstrates with voracious aplomb). Two brothers, enterprising businessman Secondo (Stanley Tucci, who also co-wrote and co-directed) and his older sibling Primo (Tony Shalhoub), a gifted chef, open an Italian restaurant but quickly run into financial trouble.

Possible salvation arrives via a dubious proposal from a more successful competitor (played by a hammy Ian Holm). The fate of their business hinges on Primo’s ability to conjure up the ultimate feast. And what a meal he prepares-especially the timpano (you’d better have  pasta and ragu handy-or your appestat will be writing checks your duodenum will not be able to cash, if you know what I’m saying).

The wonderful cast includes Isabella Rossellini, Minnie Driver, Liev Schreiber, Allison Janney, Campbell Scott (who co-directed with Tucci), and look for Latin pop superstar Marc Anthony as the prep cook.

Comfort and Joy– A quirky trifle from Scottish writer-director Bill Forsyth (Gregory’s Girl, Local Hero). An amiable Glasgow radio DJ (Bill Paterson) is dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, throwing him into existential crisis and causing him to take urgent inventory of his personal and professional life. Soon after lamenting to his GM that he yearns to produce something more “important” than his chirpy morning show, serendipity lands him a hot scoop-a brewing “war” between two rival ice-cream dairies.

The film is chockablock with Forsyth’s patented low-key anarchy, wry one-liners and subtle visual gags. As a former morning DJ, I can attest the scenes depicting “Dickie Bird” running his show are authentic (a rarity on the screen). One warning: it might take several days for you to purge that ice cream van’s loopy theme music out of your head.

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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover– A gamey, visceral and perverse fable about food, as it relates to love, sex, violence, revenge, and Thatcherism from writer-director Peter Greenaway (who I like to call “the thinking person’s Ken Russell”).

Michael Gambon chews up the scenery as a vile and vituperative British underworld kingpin who holds nightly court at a gourmet eatery. When his bored trophy wife (Helen Mirren) becomes attracted to one of the regular diners, an unassuming bookish fellow (Alan Howard), the wheels are set in motion for a twisty tale, culminating in one of the most memorable scenes of “just desserts” ever served up on film (not for the squeamish).

The opulent set design and cinematographer Sacha Vierny’s extraordinary use of color lend the film a rich Jacobean texture. Richard Bohringer is “the cook”, and look for the late pub rocker Ian Dury as one of Gambon’s associates. It’s unique…if not for all tastes.

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Diner– This slice-of-life dramedy marked writer-director Barry Levinson’s debut in 1982, and remains his best. A group of 20-something pals converge for Christmas week in 1959 Baltimore. One is recently married, another is about to get hitched, and the rest playing the field and deciding what to do with their lives as they slog fitfully toward adulthood.

The most entertaining scenes are at the group’s favorite diner, where the comfort food of choice is French fries with gravy. Levinson has a knack for writing sharp dialog, and it’s the little details that make the difference; like a cranky appliance store customer who will settle for nothing less than a B&W Emerson (he refuses to upgrade to color TV because he saw Bonanza in color at a friend’s house, and thought “…the Ponderosa looked fake”).

This film was more influential than it gets credit for; Tarantino owes a debt, as do the creators of Seinfeld. It’s hard to believe that Kevin Bacon, Mickey Rourke, Ellen Barkin, Daniel Stern, Timothy Daly, Steve Guttenberg and Paul Reiser were all relative unknowns at the time!

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Eat Drink Man Woman– Or as I call it: “I Never Stir-Fried for My Father”. This was director Ang Lee’s follow-up to his surprise hit The Wedding Banquet (another good food flick). It’s a well-acted dramedy about traditional Chinese values clashing with the mores of modern society. An aging master chef (losing his sense of taste) fastidiously prepares an elaborate weekly meal which he requires his three adult, single daughters to attend. As the narrative unfolds, Lee subtly reveals something we’ve suspected all along: when it comes to family dysfunction, we are a world without borders.

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My Dinner with Andre– This one is a tough sell for the uninitiated. “An entire film that nearly all takes place at one restaurant table, with two self-absorbed New York intellectuals pontificating for the entire running time of the film-this is entertaining?!” Yes, it is. Director Louis Malle took a chance that pays off in spades. Although essentially a work of fiction, the two stars, theater director Andre Gregory and actor-playwright Wallace Shawn are playing themselves (they co-wrote the screenplay). A rumination on art, life, love, the universe and everything, the film is not so much about dinner, as a love letter to the lost art of erudite dinner conversation.

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Pulp Fiction– Although the universal popularity of this Quentin Tarantino opus is owed chiefly to its hyper-stylized mayhem and the iambic pentameter of its salty dialogue, I think it is underappreciated as a foodie film. The hell you say? Think about it.

The opening and closing scenes take place in a diner, with characters having lively discussions over heaping plates of food. In Mia and Vincent’s scene at the theme restaurant, the camera zooms to fetishistic close-ups of the “Douglas Sirk steak, and a vanilla coke.” Mia offers Jules a sip of her 5 Dollar Milkshake.

Vincent and Jules ponder why the French refer to Big Macs as “Royales with cheese” and why the Dutch insist on drowning their French fries in mayonnaise. Jules voraciously hijacks the doomed Brett’s “Big Kahuna” burger, then precedes to wash it down with a sip of his “tasty beverage”. Pouty Fabienne pines wistfully for blueberry pancakes.

Even super-efficient Mr. Wolfe takes a couple seconds out of his precisely mapped schedule to reflect on the pleasures of a hot, fresh-brewed cup of coffee. And “Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?”

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Tampopo– Self billed as “The first Japanese noodle western”, this 1987 entry from writer-director Juzo Itami is all that and more. Nobuko Niyamoto is superb as the title character, a widow who has inherited her late husband’s noodle house. Despite her dedication and effort to please customers, Tampopo struggles to keep the business afloat, until a deux ex machina arrives-a truck driver named Goro (Tsutomo Yamazaki).

After one taste, Goro pinpoints the problem-bland noodles. No worries-like the magnanimous stranger who blows into an old western town (think Shane), Goro takes Tampopo on as a personal project, mentoring her on the Zen of creating the perfect noodle bowl. A delight from start to finish, offering keen insight on the relationship between food, sex and love.

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The Trip– Pared down into feature film length from the BBC series of the same name, Michael Winterbottom’s film is essentially a highlight reel of that show-which is not to denigrate; as it is the most genuinely hilarious comedy I’ve seen in many a moon. The levity is due in no small part to Winterbottom’s two stars-Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon, basically playing themselves in this mashup of Sideways and My Dinner with Andre.

Coogan is asked by a British newspaper to take a “restaurant tour” of England’s bucolic Lake District, and review the eateries. He initially plans to take his girlfriend along, but since their relationship is going through a rocky period, he asks his pal, fellow actor Brydon, to accompany him.

This simple setup is an excuse to sit back and enjoy Coogan and Brydon’s brilliant comic riffing (much of it improvised) on everything from relationships to the “proper” way to do Michael Caine impressions. There’s some unexpected poignancy-but for the most part, it’s pure comedy gold. It was followed by three equally entertaining sequels, The Trip to Italy (2014), The Trip to Spain (2017), and The Trip to Greece (2020).

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Tom Jones– The film that made the late Albert Finney an international star, Tony Richardson’s 1963 romantic comedy-drama is based on the Henry Fielding novel about the eponymous character’s amorous exploits in 18th-Century England.

Tom (Finney) is raised as the bastard son of a prosperous squire. He is a bit on the rakish side, but wholly lovable and possesses a good heart. It’s the “lovable” part that gets him in trouble time and again, and fate and circumstance put young Tom on the road, where various duplicitous parties await to prey upon his naivety.

John Osborne adapted the Oscar-winning script; the film also won for Best Picture, Director, and Music Score (Finney was nominated for Best Actor).

The film earns its spot on this list for a brief but iconic (and very tactile) eating scene involving Finney and the wonderful Joyce Redman (see below).

Bon Appétit!

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Dennis Hartley