WTF was that?

‘Tis the season for the murderous Hans Gruber to steal $640 million in bearer bonds from the Nakatomi Corporation under the guise of being an international terrorist with an ideological agenda. Just in time for Christmas, the money-grubbing Gruber in the Oval Office is preparing for war with Venezuela under the guise of stopping illegal drug exports.
Criminal, murderous, and far less intelligent than Hans, the president of the United States Wednesday night delivered a jaw-dropping, ideological speech most notable for the red-alert pace of it. I haven’t spoken that fast since my first grade-school book report.
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel called it a “liar side” chat.
“Eleven months ago, I inherited a mess, and I’m fixing it,” Trump began. Nevertheless, whatever economic stress you feel, whatever grocery store sticker shock you experience, he didn’t do it, nobody saw him do it, you can’t prove anything.
America under Joe Biden, was “laughed at from all over the world. But they’re not laughing anymore,” Trump said, reprising one of his 40-year-old greatest-hit complaints. The world in fact “alternates between laughing and crying. Neither in a good way,” responded Ron Filipkowski.
“At times he seemed to be yelling,” reports The New York Times, “almost as if he didn’t believe he had to take the time to convince his audience of how well his first 11 months had gone.” The speech “included a long list of exaggerations and misleading statements” and no mention of consumers’ affordability concerns Trump has described as a Democratic “con job.”
Nor was there any mention by the “peace president” of his “armada” that’s “completely surrounded” Venezuela in preparation for the kind of “stupid war” Trump regularly condemns.
Mr. Trump argued he cut drug prices by 400, 500 or 600 percent, all mathematical impossibilities. He claimed that inflation had dropped significantly since he became president, without mentioning that in September, the last month for which the government has numbers, it had returned to 3 percent, exactly where it was on Mr. Biden’s last weeks in office. He argued that gasoline was now under $2.50 a gallon in much of the country; his own department of energy reports it was $2.90. And he claimed there were states where gas was $1.99; in fact, no state average gas price was that low, AAA reports.
The Associated Press calls the 18-minute speech by the president “politically charged.” Amid tanking approval ratings, Donald Trump sought “to pin the blame for economic challenges on Democrats while announcing he is sending a $1,776 bonus check to U.S. troops for Christmas.”
The check amount is a nod to next year’s 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Per The Hill, “It wasn’t immediately clear what the source of funding would be, nor under what legal authority the payments could be made.” Maybe stolen bearer bonds?
But Trump’s frantic pace stole the show (NBC News):
He spoke at a faster clip than usual and for the most part appeared to stick to the prepared text. He rattled off the price of eggs, Thanksgiving turkeys and airline tickets to amplify his argument that costs are dropping on his watch and to persuade the nation that former President Joe Biden left behind “a mess” that will take time and effort to fix.
On that score, voters need some convincing. A wave of recent polls has shown that Americans are distressed by the cost of living and unhappy with Trump’s efforts to steer the country toward prosperity.
It was a Gish gallop of lies that CNN’s Ana Navarro described as the “wah, wah, wah” teacher voice from Charlie Brown cartoons. CNN fact checker Daniel Dale, no stranger to rapid-fire debunking, had a go at Trump’s fictions and too little airtime to touch on them all. Here’s more.
Trisha Hope, a self-described January 6 activist from Texas, tweets:
Tom Nichols of The Atlantic saw it too, writing, “Americans saw a president drenched in panic as he tried to bully an entire nation into admitting he’s doing a great job.”
Trump is not falling from the 30th floor just yet, but we got a preview last night, and Christmas Eve is less than a week away.

Yippee-Ki-Yay, MAGATrumper.
Happy Hollandaise everyone!










