As SNAP benefits dry up and teachers compete for supplies funding
On Mehdi Hasan’s now-cancelled MSNBC show, he commented on the humiliating spectacle of South Dakota teachers particpating in a “Dash for Cash” event at a local hockey game in December 2021. (This was during Kristi Noem’s tenure as governor, BTW.) Teachers scrambled to stuff into their jerseys as much as they could from a pile of 5,000 $1 bills “to help fund classroom projects.” Critics called the event “dehumanizing” and even “dystopian,”
Hasan asked at the time, “But I wonder, is there anything more depressing, more disgusting, more dystopian, than watching public servants have to perform in public, humiliate themselves, to get a tiny bit of extra cash for the most basic of supposedly government-funded public services?”
Why, yes. Yes, there is.
It happens in the halls of the Pentagon at the end of each and every fiscal year. “Use-it-or-lose-it” rules mean program managers scramble to spend whatever is left of their annual appropriation on something, anything, lest their funding get cut in the next budget. (I can’t find the decades-old article just now, but it described men wandering the halls asking colleagues what they could spend millions on in the final hours of the budget year.)
It is still going on, says watchdog site Open Books. The site has been tracking this phenomenon for over a decade but has seen nothing like what happened last September when the Pentagon issued $93.4 billion in grants and contracts:
In the last five working days of September alone, the DoD spent $50.1 billion on grants and contracts. That’s more than the annual defense budget of countries like Israel and Italy. In fact, there are only nine foreign countries that spend that much on their military in an entire year!
As The Independent framed it, “Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon apparently isn’t feeling the same affordability struggles as many average Americans, as he approved spending more than $93 billion in September, including on luxury food items and iPads.”
The New Republic lists those and a few more items:
Some of the frivolous September purchases made under Secretary Pete Hegseth’s stewardship include a $98,329 Steinway & Sons grand piano for the Air Force chief of staff’s home, $5.3 million for Apple devices such as the new iPad, and an astronomical amount of shellfish, including $2 million for Alaskan king crab and $6.9 million worth of lobster tail. (Lobster tail is apparently a favorite of Hegseth’s Pentagon—the department spent more than $7.4 million total on the luxury item in March, May, June, and October.)
In other pricey food purchases, the government decided to drop $15.1 million for ribeye steak (again, just in September), $124,000 for ice cream machines, and $139,224 on 272 orders of doughnuts.
Weeks later, millions of Americans would lose their SNAP benefits amid the longest government shutdown in U.S. history. More still stand to lose eligibility to the food assistance program thanks to a Republican crusade that added stricter work requirements to the program, piling on paperwork and documentation mandates.
“The DoD spent $225.6 million on furniture, the most since 2014,” reports Open Books. Simply itemizing the expense as “office furniture” concealed what lay beneath:
The purchases included $60,719 worth of chairs from the premium furniture manufacturer Herman Miller, including at least one order of their luxurious Aeron Chair for $1,844. Another $12,540 paid for three-tiered fruit basket stands.
Furniture spending today is far lower than in President Obama’s administration, when the military routinely spent $300 to $400 million every September. However, it has increased compared to Joe Biden’s administration. Since 2008, there have only been four Septembers when the DoD spent less than $178 million on furniture: the four Septembers that Biden was president.
So it’s not exactly fair to lay this annual tradition at Hegseth’s feet. But have at it.
I recall from college that meals in the dining hall noticeably improved during parents’ weekends and at exam time. In “Surf And Turf Before The Storm,” Military dot com recounts a similar phenomenon in the services:
Across branches and generations, service members have circulated a widely recognized belief: when steak and lobster appear in the dining facility, something significant may be coming. Often described as a “surf and turf” meal, the combination has become embedded in military culture as a symbolic precursor to deployments, combat operations, or extended missions.
While experiences vary by unit and theatre, anecdotal accounts from servicemembers consistently reinforce the association between morale-boosting meals and periods of heightened operational tempo. The belief has become part of military folklore, shared in barracks conversations, deployment stories, and online veteran communities.
Military dot com published that piece on February 23rd, one day before Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech and five days before Trump began bombing Iran. Talk about telegraphing your punches!










