How do I describe Mojo Nixon to the uninitiated? Psychobilly anarchist? Novelty act? Social satirist? Performance artist? Brain-damaged? Smarter than he looks? The correct answer is âall of the above.â âMojo Nixonâ is also, of course, a stage persona; an alter ego created by Neill Kirby McMillan Jr., as we learn in Matt Eskeyâs The Mojo Manifesto: The Life and Times of Mojo Nixon (available on digital platforms March 17th). My gateway to Nixonâs oeuvre was via âThe Dr. Demento Showâ, a weekly syndicated program we aired at the radio station I was working at back in the 1980s. The song was called âElvis is Everywhere.â
Elvis is everywhere, man! He’s in everything. He’s in everybody⌠Elvis is in your jeans. He’s in your cheeseburgers Elvis is in Nutty Buddies! Elvis is in your mom!
It wasnât so much the hilariously absurd stream-of-consciousness lyrics, as it was the unbridled commitment to the vocal that hooked me right away. Who was this guy? Turns out I wasnât the only person sitting up and paying attention. While Nixon and his partner-in-crime Skid Roper (aka Richard Banke) already had a modest cult following and several albums under their belts, it was the surprise popularity of that 1987 single (and its accompanying video) that brought him to the attention of MTV viewers and to the public at large.
However, his follow-up âDebbie Gibson is Pregnant with My Two-Headed Love Childâ put him at odds with MTV execs, who flat-out refused to air the video without several proposed edits. In a response emblematic of his perennially tenuous relationship with the business end of the music biz, Nixon shrugged and moved on (that period was the beginning of the end for MTV as we had known and loved it anyway).
The fact that he has stuck to his guns throughout his career is what most endears him to his ardent fans. Indeed, if anything, he doubled-down on the cheeky celebrity lawsuit-baiting with tunes like âStuffinâ Marthaâs Muffinâ (referencing MTV VJ Martha Quinn), âDon Henley Must Dieâ, âOrenthal James (Was a Mighty Bad Manâ, âBring Me the Head of David GeffenââŚwell, you get the idea. Eskeyâs equally cheeky documentary (opening with âChapter Fiveâ) begins in 1990, with footage of Nixon in the studio recording Otis, his first âsoloâ album after parting ways with Skid Roper, then moves the timeline back from there.
McMillan recalls growing up in Danville, Virginia. His parents were progressive liberals, which likely contributed to his activism at a relatively young age (he was arrested at 14 for protesting a local leash law). Later in college, he majored in poly-sci, but found himself becoming increasingly disillusioned with the idea of punching a clock. He moved to England for a spell, vowing to find a niche in Londonâs burgeoning punk scene (he ended up busking in the underground in order to survive, singing rockabilly standards).
The film traces how McMillan came up with his âMojo Nixonâ alter-ego, which provided a perfect foil to embody his divergent inspirations Hunter S. Thompson, Woody Guthrie, 50s rockabilly, and The Clash. It also delves a bit into how Nixonâs political stance began to lean more toward the libertarian side:
Also on hand to commentate (contemporary and archival) are Jello Biafra, Country Dick Montana, Kinky Friedman, Winona Ryder, John Doe, and others (the epilog reveals that his former creative partner Skid Roper declined to participate in the production of the documentary; which leaves you wondering what the story is thereâŚperhaps the venerable âcreative differencesâ?). Not unlike Nixon himself, Eskeyâs portrait may be manic at times, but itâs honest, engaging, and consistently entertaining.
Confession: I’ve been suffering from writer’s block. I don’t know “what” (if anything) has precipitated it – the current state of the world, the fact that I’m screaming toward my 67th birthday, a general malaise, or perhaps all of the above…I cannot say for sure.
Just for giggles (or in an act of pure desperation), I pulled up the Chat GPT app this morning, and typed in: “Give me 500 words on writer’s block.” It only gave me 3:
I got nuthin’.
Thanks. I’m here all week.
But seriously folks…this AI chatbot interface thing is raising serious ethical issues re: the art of creative writing. It’s just…weird. And it’s about to get weirder:
ChatGPT has taken the tech world by storm, showcasing artificial intelligence (AI) with conversational abilities that go far beyond anything weâve seen before.
The viral chatbot interface is based on GPT-3, said to be one of the largest and most complex language models ever created â trained on 175 billion âparametersâ (data points).
However, itâs something of an open secret that its creator â the AI research organization OpenAI â is well into development of its successor, GPT-4. Rumor has it that GPT-4 will be far more powerful and capable than GPT-3. One source even went as far as claiming that the parameter count has been upped to the region of 100 trillion, although this has been disputed in colorful language by Sam Altman, OpenAIâs CEO. […]
Altman himself has dismissed the idea that it is trained on 100 trillion parameters as “complete bullshit,” but some sources are claiming that it could be up to 100 times larger than GPT-3, which would put it in the region of 17 trillion parameters. However, Altman has also gone on record as saying it may not, in fact, be much larger than GPT-3. […]
When something causes as much excitement as GPT-3 has done, thereâs an inevitability around the fact that the next iterations may not seem so groundbreaking. After all, once weâve been amazed at a computer writing poetry, are we going to be as amazed a few years later by a computer writing slightly better poetry?
Ha! That free verse doesn’t even rhyme. Stupid chatbot interface!
Anyway…what was I talking about? Oh yes…writer’s block. In my review of Margarethe von Trotta’s 2013 biopic Hannah Arendt, I wrote:
A comic I worked with a few times during my stand-up days (whose name escapes me) used to do a parody song (to the tune of Dionâs âThe Wandererâ) that was not only funny, but a clever bit of meta regarding the very process of coming up with âfunnyâ. It began with âOhhâŚIâm the type of guy, who likes to sitaround,â (thatâs all I remember of the verse) and the chorus went: âCuz Iâm the ponderer, yeeahâŚIâm the ponderer, I sit around around around aroundâŚâ
Still makes me chuckle thinking about it. And itâs so true. Writers do spend an inordinate amount of time sitting around and thinking about writing. To the casual observer it may appear he or she is just sitting there staring into space, but at any given moment (and youâll have to trust me on this one) their senses are working overtime.
So it was that I have found inspiration in my lack thereof (let’s see a chatbot pull that off). To wit, I’ve pondered the myriad films I have seen about screenwriters, novelists, journalists, poets, and playwrights, and curated 10 cinematic page-turners:
American SplendorâFrom the streets of Cleveland! Paul Giamatti was born to play underground comic writer Harvey Pekar, the misanthropic file clerk/armchair philosopher who became a cult figure after collaborating with legendary comic illustrator R. Crumb. Co-directors Shari Berman and Robert Pulcini break down “the fourth wall” throughout with imaginative visuals. Hope Davis gives a wonderfully deadpan performance as Pekarâs wife.
Written by: Harvey Pekar, Joyce Brabner, Shari Springer Berman, and Robert Pulcini
An Angel at My Table-Jane Campion directed this moving and inspiring biopic about successful New Zealand novelist Janet Frame (beautifully played at various stages of her life by three actresses, most notably Kerry Fox). When she was a young woman, her social phobia and generalized anxiety was misdiagnosed as a serious mental illness and she ended up spending nearly a decade in and out of institutions. Not for the faint of heart.
Written by: Janet Frame and Laura Jones
Barfly-Itâs the battle of the quirky method actors as Mickey Rourke and Faye Dunaway guzzle rye and wax wry in Barbet Shcroeder’s booze-soaked dark comedy. The 1987 film is based on the life of writer/poet Charles Bukowski. Richly drawn, right down to the bit parts. Look for Sylvester Stalloneâs brother Frank as a bartender who repeatedly beats the crap out of Rourke (Iâd lay odds that Rourke could take him in a real-life back alley scrap!). If youâre up for a double feature, Iâd suggest the compelling documentary Bukowski: Born into This.
Written by: Charles Bukowski
Endless Poetry – Ever since his 1970 Leone-meets-Fellini âwesternâ El Topo redefined the meaning of âWTF?, Chilean film maker/poet/actor/composer/comic book creator Alejandro Jodorowsky has continued to push the creative envelope.
This 2016 film, the second part of a âproposed pentalogy of memoirsâ, follows young Alejandro (played by the directorâs son Adan, who also composed the soundtrack) as he comes into his own as a poet. Defying his nay-saying father, he flees to Santiago and ingratiates himself with the local bohemians. He caterwauls into a tempestuous relationship with a redheaded force of nature named Stella. What ensues is the most gloriously over-the-top biopic since Ken Russellâs The Music Lovers. This audacious work of art not only confirms its creator has the soul of a poet, but is a nearly tactile evocation of poetry itself.
Written by: Alejandro Jodorowsky
The Front-Martin Ritt’s downbeat yet politically rousing 1976 drama uses the entertainment industryâs spurious McCarthy era blacklist as a backdrop. Woody Allen is very effective as a semi-literate bookie who ends up âfrontingâ for several blacklisted TV writers. Zero Mostel is brilliant in a tragicomic performance (Mostel, screenwriter Walter Bernstein and several other participants actually were blacklisted).
Written by: Walter Bernstein
Hearts of the West-Jeff Bridges gives a winning performance as a rube from Iowa, a wannabe pulp western writer with the unlikely name of âLewis Taterâ (the scene where he asks the barber to cut his hair to make him look âjust like Zane Greyâ is priceless.) Tater gets fleeced by a mail-order scam promising enrollment in what turns out to be a bogus university âout westâ. Serendipity lands him a job as a stuntman in 1930s Hollywood westerns. Featuring one of Andy Griffithâs best screen performances. Alan Arkin is a riot as a perpetually apoplectic director. Excellent direction by Howard Zieff.
Written by: Rob Thompson
Henry and June â Fred Ward (who passed away in 2022) delivers one of his finest performances portraying gruff, libidinous literary icon Henry Miller. Writer-director Philip Kaufmanâs 1990 drama is set in 1930s Paris, when Miller was working on his infamous novel Tropic of Cancer. The film concentrates on the complicated love triangle between Miller, his wife June (Uma Thurman) and erotic novelist Anais Nin (Maria de Medeiros).
Despite the frequent nudity and eroticism, the film is curiously un-sexy, but still a well-acted character study. Richard E. Grant portrays Ninâs husband. Adapted from Ninâs writings. For better or for worse, the film holds the distinction of being the first recipient of the MPAAâs âNC-17â rating.
Written by: Anais Nin, Philip Kaufman, and Rose Kaufman
In a Lonely Place â Itâs apropos that a film about a writer would contain a soliloquy that any writer would kill to have written: âI was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.â
Those words are uttered by Dixon Steele (Humphrey Bogart), a Hollywood screenwriter with a volatile temperament. He also has quirky working habits, which leads to a fateful encounter with a hatcheck girl, who he hires for the evening to read aloud from a pulpy novel that heâs been assigned by the studio to adapt into a screenplay (it helps his process).
At the end of the night, he gives her cab fare and sends her on her way. Unfortunately, the young woman turns up murdered, and Dix becomes a prime suspect (mostly due to his unflagging wisecracking). An attractive neighbor (Gloria Grahame) steps in at a crucial moment to give him an unsolicited alibi (and really spice things up).
A marvelous film noir, directed by the great Nicholas Ray, with an intelligent script full of twists and turns that keep you guessing right up until the end. Itâs a precursor (of sorts) to Basic Instinct (or it could have been a direct influence, for all I know).
Written by: Andrew Solt and Edmund H. North (from a story by Dorothy B. Hughes)
The Owl and the Pussycat – George Segal plays a reclusive, egghead NYC writer and Barbra Streisand is a perfect foil in one of her best comedic turns as a profane, boisterous sex worker in this classic âoil and waterâ farce, based on a stage play and directed by Herbert Ross. Serendipity throws the two odd bedfellows together one fateful evening, and the resulting mayhem is crude, lewd, and funny as hell. Robert Klein is wonderfully droll in a small but memorable role. My favorite line: âDorisâŚyouâre a sexual Disneyland!â
Written by: Bill Manhoff (original stage play) and Buck Henry (screenplay)
Prick Up Your Ears-Gary Oldman chews major scenery in this biopic about British playwright Joe Orton, who lived fast and died young. Alfred Molina nearly steals the film as Ortonâs lover, Kenneth Halliwell. Halliwell was a middling writer who had a complex, love-hate obsession with his partnerâs effortless artistic gifts (you might say he played Salieri to Ortonâs Mozart). This obsession led to a shocking and heartbreaking tragedy. Director Stephen Frears captures the exuberance of âswingingâ 1960s London to a tee.
In the canyons of your mind I will wander through your brain To the ventricles of your heart, my dear Iâm in love with you again
â from âCanyons of Your Mind,â by The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Earlier this week, I was mindlessly scrolling through Twitter (as one does) and noticed that Fantastic Voyage was trending. Initially, I was puzzled as to why that nearly 60 year-old film was on the radar. Then I saw âRaquel Welchâ trending, and thought âUh-ohâŚanother pop culture icon of my youth has diminished and gone into the West.â
Thereâs a 65% chance that I couldnât tell you where I left my goddam keys, but I have vivid memories of attending a Saturday matinee showing of Fantastic Voyage at Theater #1 (Fort Wainwright, Alaska) and becoming mesmerized by the sight of Raquel Welch cavorting about the movie screen in a skin-tight scuba outfit for 2 hours.
Being only 10 in 1966, I could not articulate exactly what it was about this vision that captured my imagination, any more than I could explain the similar fascination I had for watching Diana Rigg cavort about the TV screen in a skin-tight leather outfit (on the odd occasion my parents would let me stay up to watch The Avengers).
Of course, Raquel Welch starred in a number of memorable films; Hannie Caulder, Kansas City Bomber, The Three Musketeers, The Four Musketeers, The Last of Shelia, Lady in Cement, Bedazzled, The Magic Christian, and One Million Years B.C. round off my top 10. But Fantastic Voyage holds a special place in the ventricles of my heart.
So in memoriam to Ms. Welch (and our first encounter) I thought Iâd take time out to thank all the little people-in alphabetical order:
The Borrower Arrietty â Based on Mary Nortonâs 1952 novel, The Borrowers, Hiromasa Yonebayashiâs enchanting 2010 anime follows the travails of a family of 4-inch tall people who live under the floorboards of a country home. Teenager Arrietty (voiced by Mirai Shida) and her parents survive by âborrowingâ items from the humans who live upstairs; items that they wonât necessarily miss (a cube of sugar yields a yearâs worth of sweetener for their tea).
The tricky part, of course, is absconding with the provisions without attracting attention. Once Arrietty is spotted by the young boy who lives in the house, life for her family becomes complicated. This is a lovely film, beautifully animated. The screenplay was adapted by Studio Ghibliâs master director, Hayao Miyazaki, with Keiko Niwa.
Darby OâGill and the Little People â Sean ConneryâŚin a film about leprechauns?! Stranger things have happened. Albert Sharpe gives a delightful performance as lead character Darby OâGill in this 1959 fantasy from perennially family-friendly director Robert Stevenson (Mary Poppins, The Love Bug, The Absent-Minded Professor, ThatDarn Cat!).
Darby is a crusty yet benign b.s. artist who finds himself embroiled in the kind of tale no one would believe if he told them it were true-matching wits with the King of the Leprechauns (Jimmy OâDea), who has offered to play matchmaker between Darbyâs daughter (Janet Munro) and the strapping pre-Bond Connery.
The special effects hold up well (considering the limitations of the time). The scenes between Sharpe and OâDea are amusing (âCareful what you sayâŚI speak Gaelic too!â). Stevenson later directed another âlittle peopleâ movie, The Gnome-Mobile, in 1967.
Fantastic Planet â Lest you begin to think that every film on this list is âfamily-friendlyâ, think again. I wouldnât show this one to the kids (unless theyâre the kids from Village of the Damned).
Director Rene Lalouxâs imaginative 1973 animated fantasy (originally released as La planete sauvage) is about a race of mini-humans called Oms, who live on a distant planet and have been enslaved (or viewed and treated as dangerous pests) for generations by big, brainy, blue aliens called the Draags. We follow the saga of Terr, an Om adopted as a house pet by a Draag youngster.
Equal parts Spartacus, Planet of the Apes, and that night in the dorm you took mushrooms, itâs at once unnerving and mind-blowing.
Fantastic Voyage â This Cold War thriller/sci-fi/action hybrid starring Raquel Welch (poured into a body suit), could only have been concocted in the 1960s. A scientist from behind the Iron Curtain sustains a serious head injury while being âbrought in from the coldâ by the CIA. Now itâs up to a team of scientists to operate on the life-threatening blood clotâŚfrom inside the manâs body (thanks to a top-secret government project that enables humans to be miniaturized to the size of a blood cell). The catch is that the team can only be miniaturized for one hour max (tickâŚtickâŚtick).
Welch is joined in the worldâs tiniest lilâ submarine by Steven Boyd, Donald Pleasance, Arthur Kennedy and William Redfield. Richard Fleisher directed, and the film picked up Oscars (for art/set direction and special effects). The film undoubtedly inspired Joe Danteâs 1987 sci-fi comedy, Innerspace. BTW, director Fleischerâs Uncle Dick directed the next film on my list (OK, Iâll say it: Small worldâŚ).
Gulliverâs Travels (1939) â âThereâs a giant on the beach!â Filmmakers have been trying to get this one right for over 100 years (the earliest version was made in 1902, the most recent was 2010), but for me, Dick Fleischerâs 1939 animated musical remains the definitive movie adaptation of Jonathan Swiftâs classic novel.
Clocking in at just a little over an hour, itâs the breezy tale of a sailor named Gulliver, who washes up on the shores of the fantastical land of Lilliput. At first, the tiny Lilliputians arenât sure how they should react to this mysterious âgiantâ, but he proves to be a valuable asset in helping to resolve brewing tensions between them and their neighbors in the equally diminutive kingdom of Blefiscu. A visual and musical delight (and youâve gotta love a pacifist hero).
Help! â Compared to its predecessor A Hard Dayâs Night, this film vehicle for The Beatles is more fluffy. Ringo is chased by a religious cult who wish to offer him up as a human sacrifice; hilarity ensues. But still, itâs a lot of fun, if youâre in the proper mood for it. Luckily, the Beatles themselves exude enough goofy energy and effervescent charm to make up for the wafer-thin plot line.
There are a few good zingers in Marc Behm and Charles Woodâs screenplay; but the biggest delights come from the Beatlesâ music, and director Richard Lesterâs flair for visual inventiveness. Which brings me to the reason I included this film on my listâŚa vignette entitled âThe Exciting Adventure of Paul on the Floorâ, wherein Paul accidentally receives an overdose of a mad scientistâs âshrinkingâ serum. Itâs a small (*ahem*) section of the film, but itâs memorable.
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids âRick Moranis stars as a suburban absent-minded professor-type who invents a shrinking device. Before he has a chance to work out the bugs, a freak accident reduces his two kids and the next-door neighborâs two kids into spoon-sized humans. Hilarity (and unexpected poignancy) ensues, as the four shrunken victims encounter assorted microcosmic terrors in the backyard while Dad frantically brainstorms a solution.
Special effects are imaginative and well-done. While this is Disney (the original working title was The Teenie Weenies), itâs not as twee as one might expect. This was the directorial debut for Joe Johnston, who would later make the outstanding family drama October Sky.
The Incredible Shrinking Man â Always remember, never mix your drinks. And, as we learn from Jack Arnoldâs 1957 sci-fi classic, you should never mix radiation exposure with insecticideâŚbecause that will make you shrink, little by little, day by day. Thatâs what happens to Everyman Grant Williams (Scott Carey), much to the horror of his wife (Randy Stuart) and his stymied doctors.
Unique for its time in that it deals primarily with the emotional, rather than fantastical aspects of the hapless protagonistâs transformation. To be sure, the film has memorable set-pieces (particularly Grantâs chilling encounters with a spider and his own house cat), but there is more emphasis on how the dynamics of the coupleâs relationship changes as Grant becomes more diminutive. The denouement presages the existential finale of The Quiet Earth.
In the fullness of time, some have gleaned sociopolitical subtext in Richard Mathesonâs screenplay; or at least a subtle thumb in the eye of 1950s conformity. Matheson adapted from his novel. He also wrote the popular I Am Legend (adapted for the screen as The Last Man on Earth , The Omega Man and the eponymous 2007 film).
The Indian in the Cupboard â Veteran Muppeteer Frank Oz teamed up with E.T. screenwriter Melissa Mathison for this light fantasy about a boy and a tiny Native American warrior who lives in his cupboard. Omri (Hal Scardino) receives a small antique cupboard as a birthday gift. A friends gives him a plastic Indian play figure, which he puts in the cupboard. His mother (Lindsay Crouse) digs up a family heirloom key, which enables Omri to secure his new toy.
Thereâs something about the combo of cupboard, key and figurine that results in the appearance of a living, breathing, toy-sized human named Little Bear (played by Native-American rapper Litefoot), who has time-traveled from 1761 (donât ask). Soon he has two equally diminutive companions, a cowboy (David Keith), and a bumbling WW I English soldier (Steve Coogan). The film occasionally lags, but its sweet, gentle tone and positive message (promoting tolerance) isnât the worst thing you could share with the kids.
The Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb â This film, on the other hand, is probably about the worst âlittle peopleâ fairy tale you could let the kids watch before bedtime. Closer to Eraserhead than, say, Pinocchio, this is one of those oddball films that nearly defies description.
English slum dwellers Ma and Pa Thumb (Deborah Collard and Nick Upton) are shocked when Ma gives birth to an infant you could fit in your pocket. Still, the proud parents soon find themselves showering their adorable (if freakish) little Tom with love and affection. Unfortunately, this happy family scenario is rudely interrupted when Tom is kidnapped by black-clad henchmen, who spirit him away to a truly creepy genetic lab. Tomâs secret adventures are only beginning.
Writer-director Dave Borthwick utilizes stop-motion techniques, combining actors with claymation to create an overall unsettling mood. It almost plays like a silent film; any âdialogâ is unintelligible gibberish. All of the actors employ the same bizarrely mannered facial tics and line delivery, which are strangely reminiscent of Billy Bob Thorntonâs character in Sling Blade. Itâs weird, yet compelling.
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One of the most accomplished pop music composers of the 20th century, Burt Bacharach, has died at age 94. The musical maestro behind 52 top 40 hits including âAlfie,â âWalk on By,â âPromises, Promises,â âRaindrops Keep Fallinâ on My Head,â âWhat the World Needs Now is Loveâ and âDo You Know the Way to San Jose?,â Bacharach had an untouchable run in the 1960s and 1970s with a wide range of pop, R&B and soul artists. According to the Associated Press, Bacharach died on Wednesday (Feb. 8) at his home in Los Angeles of natural causes.
Working with lyricist partner Hal David, Bacharach and David were dubbed the âRodgers & Hartâ of the â60s, with a unique style featuring instantly hummable melodies and atypical arrangements that folded in everything from jazz and pop to Brazilian grooves and rock.
Many of their songs were popularized by Dionne Warwick, whose singing style inspired Bacharach to experiment with new rhythms and harmonies, composing such innovative melodies as âAnyone Who Had a Heartâ and âI Say a Little Prayer.â
Bacharachâs music cut across age lines, appealing to teens as well as an older generation who could appreciate the Tin Pan Alley feel of some of Davidâs lyrics. His fresh style could keep the listener off balance but was intensely moving, defying convention with uplifting melodies that contrasted the often bittersweet lyrics.
Granted, he was 94, and enjoyed a long and productive life, but this is another one that hurts (we’ve had a string of them lately). I realize it’s generational; as I Tweeted today:
And get off my lawn. I guess I AM that f**king old, which became abundantly clear after I received a number of replies schooling me on a thing or two…prompting this apologia:
Here’s what “the kids” were referring to:
At any rate, the Bacharach/David catalog is a rich vein of pure pop for now people of any generation; which is why their songs can play any room-from cocktail lounges to mosh pits.
That said, the recording artist most synonymous with the legendary songwriting team is Dionne Warwick. Bacharach, David, and Warwick had an amazing chemistry. Here’s a clip from a 1970 episode of The Kraft Music Hall, which illustrates why Bacharach and Warwick were such a perfect match of composer/arranger and recording artistâŚthe easygoing rapport, mutual respect, and the creative inspiration each took from the other is palpable.
Casual brilliance. Like most pop geniuses…he made it look so easy. A much harder task is picking my 10 favorite Bacharach songs, so I’ve cheated a bit and made it an even dozen.
Always Something There to Remind Me (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â Sandie Shaw
This was a #1 hit in the UK for Shaw back in 1964.
Baby, Itâs You (BurtBacharach, Luther Dixon, Mack David) â Smith
This early Bacharach hit had previously been covered by The Shirelles and The Beatles in the early 60s, but I’ve always loved this swampy blues version, with a seductive and soulful lead vocal by Gale McCormick. It made the U.S. top 5 in 1969.
Do You Know the Way to San Jose? (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â Dionne Warwick
Warwick’s version is, of course, definitive.
God Give Me Strength (BurtBacharach, Elvis Costello) â Kristin Vigard
This version (sung by Kristin Vigard) appears in the sleeper Grace of My Heart. Allison Anders’ 1996 film features a knockout performance by Illeana Douglas. Elvis Costello recorded a version for Painted From Memory, his 1998 collaboration album with Bacharach-but curiously, Vigard’s beautiful interpretation remains unavailable in any other format.
I Say a Little Prayer (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â Aretha Franklin
Another definitive rendition. Three words: Queen of Soul.
The Look of Love (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â Dusty Springfield
Dusty Springfield’s breathy delivery and the most laid-back sax solo in the history of recorded music make this one really special. This version memorably graced two film soundtracks: Casino Royale (1967), and The Boys in the Band (1970).
Make it Easy on Yourself (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â The Walker Brothers
Scott Walker’s mellifluous baritone makes this a winner. The 1965 single topped the UK charts at #1, and peaked at #16 on the Hot 100 Chart in the U.S.
Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â B.J .Thomas
Bolstered by its utilization for a memorable (if oddly incongruous) scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, this song hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada in late 1969.
This Guyâs in Love With You (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â Herb Alpert
Herb Alpert was never in love with his own voice, but his laid-back performance (and subtle trumpet work) struck a chord with millions of record-buyers, which handily pushed this to #1 on the Billboard charts in 1968. Bacharach arranged.
Walk on By (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â The Stranglers
I was torn on this one, because I love Isaac Hayes’ epic version equally (featured on his classic 1969 album Hot Buttered Soul, which I wrote about here). But I decided to go with The Stranglers, who released this fab version in 1978. Shades of the Doors’ “Light My FIre”.
What the World Needs Now (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â Jackie DeShannon
This peaked at #7 in 1965. Covered by many artists, but DeShannon’s version rules.
The Windows of the World (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â Dionne Warwick
Warwick has declared this haunting, moving antiwar statement to be her personal favorite from her own catalog. Unusually political for a Hal David lyric, it was released in 1967.
Bonus Track!
Bacharach Medley (BurtBacharach, Hal David) â The Carpenters
Say what you will about the Carpenters…but their Bacharach medley was killer-bee. No Autotune here, kids…absolutely live. Harmonies pitch-perfect as the studio version, AND she’s keeping perfect time.
Dee: Jane, do you ever feel like you are just this far from being completely hysterical twenty-four hours a day?
Jane: Half the people I know feel that way. The lucky ones feel that way. The rest of the people ARE hysterical twenty-four hours a day.
â from Grand Canyon, screenplay by Lawrence and Meg Kasdan
HAL 9000: Look Dave, I can see youâre really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
â from 2001: A Space Odyssey, screenplay by Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke
George Fields: [to Dorothy/Michael] I BEGGED you to get therapy!
â from Tootsie, screenplay by Murray Schisgal
As if the mid-winter blues weren’t enough, there’s been an odd confluence of celestial events recently – a close encounter with a hurtling asteroid, an eerie green comet lighting up the night skies, and the mysterious appearance of a high altitude “spy balloon” the size of three metro buses that has the conspiracy nuts twisting themselves into pretzels. Not that I believe in heavenly portents, but I am feeling the need for some âcinema therapyâ right about now.
With that in mind, here are 12 films Iâve watched an unhealthy number of times; the ones Iâm most likely to reach for when Iâm depressed, anxious, uncertain about the futureâŚor all the above. These films, like my oldest and dearest friends, have never, ever let me down. Take one or two before bedtime; cocktail optional.
Black Orpheus â Marcel Camus directed this mesmerizing 1959 film, a modern spin on a classic Greek myth. Fueled by the pulsing rhythms of Rioâs Carnaval and tempered by the gentle sway of Luiz Bonfa and Antonio Carlos Jobimâs samba soundtrack, Black Orpheus fully engages the senses. Camus and Jacques Viot adapted the screenplay from the play by Vinicius de Moraes.
Handsome tram operator Orfeo (Breno Mello) is engaged to vivacious Mira (Lourdes de Olivera) but gets hit by the thunderbolt when he meets sweet, innocent Eurydice (Marpessa Dawn). As in most romantic triangles, things get complicated, especially when Mr. Death (Ademar da Silva) starts lurking about the place.
You may be scratching your head as to why Iâm âcomfortedâ by a story based on a Greek tragedy; but Black Orpheus is graced by one of the most beautiful, life-affirming denouements in cinema; which always assures me that everything is going to be alright.
The Dish â This 2000 Australian sleeper dramatizes the story behind the live televised images of Neil Armstrong setting foot on the moon in 1969. The worldwide broadcast was facilitated by a tracking station located on a sheep farm in New South Wales.
Quirky characters abound in Rob Sitchâs culture-clash comedy (reminiscent of Bill Forsythâs Local Hero). Itâs not all played for yucks; the re-enactment of the telecast is genuinely stirring. Sam Neill heads a fine cast. Director Sitch and co-writers Santo Cilauro, Tom Gleisner, and Jane Kennedy also collaborated on the charming 1997 dramedy The Castle (recommended!).
Diva – Jean-Jacques Beineixâs 1981 cult fave kicked off a sub-genre labelled CinĂŠma du look (e.g. Beineixâs Betty Blue, and Luc Bessonâs Subway, La Femme Nikita, and Leon the Professional).
Our unlikely antihero is mild-mannered postman Jules (FrĂŠdĂŠric AndrĂŠi), a 20-something opera fan obsessed with a Garbo-like diva (American soprano Wilhelmenia Wiggins Fernandez). She has never recorded a studio album and stipulates that her live performances are never to be taped and/or reproduced in any medium.
An enraptured Jules attends one of her concerts and makes a high-quality recording, for his own edification. By pure chance, a pair of nefarious underworld characters witness Jules bootlegging the concert, sparking a chain of events that turns his life upside down.
Diva is an entertaining pop-art mĂŠlange of neo-noir, action-thriller, and comic-book fantasy. Chockablock with quirky characters, from a pair of hipster hit men (GĂŠrard Darmon and Dominique Pinon) to a Zen-like international man of mystery named Gorodish (Richard Bohringer) who is currently âgoing through his cool periodâ as his girlfriend (Thuy Ann Luu) confides to Jules. Slick, stylish and thoroughly engaging.
A Hard Dayâs Night â This 1964 masterpiece has been often copied, but never equaled. Shot in a semi-documentary style, the film follows a âday in the lifeâ of John, Paul, George and Ringo at the height of their youthful exuberance and charismatic powers. Thanks to the wonderfully inventive direction of Richard Lester and Alun Owenâs clever script, the essence of what made the Beatles âthe Beatlesâ has been captured for posterity.
Although itâs meticulously constructed, Lesterâs film has an improvisational feel; and feels as fresh and innovative as when it first hit theaters all those years ago. I still catch subtle gags that surprise me (like John snorting the Coke bottle). Music highlights: âI Should Have Known Betterâ, âAll My Lovingâ, âDonât Bother Meâ, âCanât Buy Me Loveâ, and the fab title song.
Harold and Maude â Harold loves Maude. And Maude loves Harold. Itâs a match made in heaven-if only society would agree. Because Harold (Bud Cort) is a teenager, and Maude (Ruth Gordon) is just shy of 80. Falling in love with a woman old enough to be his great-grandmother is the least of Haroldâs quirks. Heâs a chronically depressed trustafarian who amuses himself by staging fake suicides to freak out his patrician mother (wonderfully droll Vivian Pickles). He also âenjoysâ funerals-which is where Harold and Maude Meet Cute.
The effervescent Maude is Haroldâs polar opposite; while he wallows in morbid speculation how any day could be your last, she seizes each day as if it actually were. Obviously, she has something to teach him. Despite dark undertones, this is one âmidnight movieâ that manages to be life-affirming. Hal Ashby directed, and Colin Higgins (who would later write and direct Foul Play and 9 to 5) wrote the screenplay. Outstanding soundtrack by Cat Stevens.
Local Hero â This low-key, observant 1983 social satire from Scottish writer-director Bill Forsyth stars Peter Reigert as Macintyre, a Texas-based executive who is assigned by the head of âKnox Oil & Gasâ (Burt Lancaster) to scope out a sleepy Scottish hamlet that sits on an oil-rich bay. He is to negotiate with local property owners and essentially buy out the town so that the company can build a huge refinery.
While he considers himself âmore of a Telex manâ, who would prefer to knock out such an assignment âin an afternoonâ, Mac sees the overseas trip as a possible fast track for a promotion within the corporation. As this quintessential 80s Yuppie works to ingratiate himself with the unhurried locals, a âfish out of waterâ transformation ensues. Itâs the kindest and gentlest Ugly American tale youâll ever see.
Man on the Train â There are a only a handful of films I have become emotionally attached to, usually for reasons I canât completely fathom. This 2002 drama is one of them. Best described as an âexistential noirâ, Patrice LeConteâs relatively simple tale of two men in their twilight years with disparate life paths (a retired poetry teacher and a career felon) forming an unexpected deep bond turns into a transcendent film experience. French pop star Johnny Hallyday and screen veteran Jean Rochefort deliver mesmerizing performances. I feel an urge to watch it right now.
My Neighbor Totoro â While this 1988 film was anime masterâs Hayao Miyazakiâs fourth feature, it was one of his (and Studio Ghibliâs) first international hits.
Itâs a lovely tale about a young professor and his two daughters settling into their new country house while Mom convalesces at a nearby hospital. The rambunctious 4 year-old goes exploring and stumbles into the verdant court of a âkingâ nestled within the roots of a gargantuan camphor tree. This king rules with a gentle hand; a benign forest spirit named Totoro (an amalgam of every plush toy you ever cuddled with as a child).
Granted, itâs Miyazakiâs most simplistic and kid-friendly taleâŚbut thatâs not a put down. Miyazakiâs usual themes remain intact; the animation is breathtaking, the fantasy elements magical, yet the human characters are down-to-earth and universally relatable. A charmer.
Shermanâs March â Filmmaker Ross McElwee is one of Americaâs hidden treasures. McElwee, a genteel Southern neurotic (Woody Allen meets Tennessee Williams) has been compulsively documenting his personal life since the mid 70âs and managed to turn the footage into some of the most hilarious, moving and thought-provoking films most people have never seen.
Audiences weaned on âreality TVâ may wonder âwhatâs the big deal about one more schmuck making glorified home movies?â but they would be missing an enriching glimpse into the human condition. Shermanâs March began as a project to retrace the Union generalâs path of destruction through the South, but ended up as rumination on the eternal human quest for love and acceptance, filtered through McElwee’s search for the perfect mate.
Despite its 3 hour length, Iâve found myself returning to this film for repeat viewings, and enjoying it just as much as the first time. The unofficial âsequelâ, Time Indefinite, is also worth a peek.
The Thin Man â W.S. Van Dyke’s delightful mix of screwball comedy and murder mystery (adapted from Dashiell Hammett’s novel by Albert Hackett and Frances Goodrich) never gets old for me. Story takes a backseat to the repartee between private investigator (and perpetually tipsy socialite) Nick Charles (William Powell) and his wisecracking wife Nora (sexy Myrna Loy). Top it off with a scene-stealing wire fox terrier (Asta!) and youâve got a winning formula that has spawned countless imitations; particularly a bevy of sleuthing TV couples (Hart to Hart, McMillan and Wife, Moonlighting, Remington Steele, et.al.).
True Stories â Musician/raconteur David Byrne enters the Lone Star state of mind with his subtly satirical Texas travelogue from 1986. Not easy to pigeonhole; part social satire, long-form music video, and mockumentary. The vignettes about the quirky but generally likable inhabitants of sleepy Virgil, Texas should hold your fascination once you buy into âtour-guideâ Byrneâs bemused anthropological detachment. Among the townâs residents: John Goodman, âPopsâ Staples, Swoosie Kurtz and the late Spalding Gray. The outstanding cinematography is by Edward Lachman. Byrneâs fellow Heads have cameos performing âWild Wild Lifeâ.
Wings of Desire – Iâve never attempted to compile a Top 10 list of my all-time favorite films (Iâve just seen too many damn moviesâŚIâd be staring at an empty page for weeks, if my head didnât explode first) but Iâm certain Wim Wendersâ 1987 stunner would be a shoo-in. Now, attempting to describe this film is something else altogether.
If I told you itâs about an angel (Bruno Ganz) who hovers over Berlin in a trench coat, monitoring peopleâs thoughts and taking notes, who spots a beautiful trapeze artist (Solveig Dommartin) and follows her home, wallows in her deepest longings, watches her undress, then falls in love and decides to chuck the mantle of immortality and become humanâŚyouâd probably say âThat sounds like a story about a creepy stalker.â And if I told you it features Peter Falk, playing himself, youâd laugh nervously and say, “Oh, look at the time.” Of course, there is more to it-about life, the universe, and everything.
BONUS!
If you really want to go all out for movie night (which is pretty much every night for me), you have to watch a cartoon before the movie, right? Hereâs my 2011 review of a Blu-ray box set always guaranteed to lift your spirits. Keep it handy, right next to the first aid kit.
The Looney Tunes Platinum Collection, Vol. 1â During those long, dark nights of my soul, when all seems hopeless and futile, thereâs one thought that never fails to bring me back to the light. Itâs that feeling that somewhere, out there in the ether, thereâs a frog, with a top hat and a cane, waiting for his chance to pop out of a box and sing:
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heartâs on fireâŚ
If you donât know what Iâm
talking about, just go ahead and skip to the next review now.
The rest of you might want to
check out this fabulous 3-disc collection, which features 50 classic animated
shorts (and 18 rarities) from the Warner Brothers vaults. Deep catalog Looney
Tunes geeks may quibble until the cows come home about whatâs not here (Warner
has previously released six similar DVD collections in standard definition),
but for the casual fans (like yours truly) there is plenty to please. Iâm just
happy to have âOne Froggy Eveningâ, âI Love to Singaâ, âRabbit of Sevilleâ,
âDuck Amuckâ, âLeghorn Lovelornâ, âThree Little Bopsâ and âWhatâs Opera Doc?â
in one place. The selections cover all eras, from the 1940s onward.
One thing that does become clear, as you watch these restored gems in gorgeous hi-def (especially those from the pre-TV era) is that these are not âcartoonsâ, they are 7 ½ minute films, every bit as artful as anything else cinema has to offer. Extras include a trio of excellent documentaries about the studioâs star director, the legendary Chuck Jones. The real diamond among the rarities is The Dot and the Line: A Romance in Lower Mathematics (directed by Jones for MGM), which won the 1965 Oscar for Best Animated Short Film.
And [Beckâs] death was so sudden. At 78. May sound old to you, but then youâre probably not a baby boomer. I mean the end is always looming, but you always believe itâs at some distant point in the future, when in truth itâs closer than you think.
But itâs even weirder than that. The giants are falling. The building blocks of not only the British Invasion, but classic rock, are passing. The icons and the secondary players. But they were all major players to us, music was everything. Not only was it soul-fulfilling, it told you which way the wind blew. And the hits were not all the same and new ones popped up all the time, it was a veritable smorgasbord of greatness.
Falling like dominoes. To paraphrase The Giant in Twin Peaks: âIt is happening again.â
âDifficult and giftedâ would be a fitting epitaph. But with Crosby, the âgiftâ far out-trumped the âdifficultâ. No matter how bad things got for him, that heavenly, crystalline voice never faltered. In fact, his pipes were so pure and pitch perfect that while I can always isolate Stills, Nash, and Youngâs individual parts in those patented harmoniesâŚtry as I might, I can never âhearâ Crosby. I know heâs in there, somewhere-but Iâll be damned if I can detect his contribution. Yet, I would notice if he were not there.
He was one of the best harmony singers that I have neverheard.
Crosby was not only an ideal âmiddlemanâ for facilitating lovely harmonies, but an essential catalyst for several iconic bands that sprang from the Laurel Canyon scene of the 1960âs. In my review of the 2019 documentary Echo in the Canyon, I wrote:
âThe Byrds were great; when [The Beatles] came to L.A. [The Byrds] came and hung out with us. That 12-string sound was great. The voices were great. So, we loved The Byrds. They introduced us to aâŚhallucinogenic situation, and uhâŚwe had a really good time.â
â Ringo Starr, from the 2019 documentary Echo in the Canyon
Someone once quipped âIf you can remember anything about the 60s, you werenât really thereâ. Luckily for Ringo and his fellow music vets who appear in Andrew Slaterâs documentary Echo in the Canyon, theyâre only required to ârememberâ from 1965-1967.
That is the specific time period that Slater, a long-time record company exec, music journalist and album producer chooses to highlight in his directing debut. His film also focuses on a specific location: Laurel Canyon. Nestled in the Hollywood Hills West district of L.A., this relatively cozy and secluded neighborhood (a stoneâs throw off the busy Sunset Strip) was once home to a now-legendary, creatively incestuous enclave of influential folk-rockers (The Byrds, Buffalo Springfield, Mamas and the Papas, et.al.). [âŚ]
Frankly, there arenât many surprises in store; turns out that nearly everybody was (wait for it) excited and influenced by The Beatles, who in turn were excited and influenced by The Byrds and the Beach Boys, who were in turn inspired to greater heights by the resultant exponential creative leaps achieved by the Beatles (echo in the canyonâŚget it?) [âŚ]
One comes away with a sense about the unique creative camaraderie of the era. Roger McGuinn once received a courtesy note from George Harrison that the main riff he used for the Beatlesâ âIf I Needed Someoneâ was based on the Byrdsâ âBells of Rhymneyâ. Apparently, McGuinn was totally cool with that. [âŚ]
According to Stephen Stills, there was so much musical badminton going on at the time that a little unconscious plagiarism now and then was inevitable. In one somewhat awkward scene, Dylan asks Eric Clapton about the suspiciously similar chord changes in Stillsâ song âQuestionsâ (by Buffalo Springfield) and Claptonâs âLet it Rainâ. After mulling it over for several very long seconds, Clapton shrugs and concurs âI must have copped it.â
Crosby was right there, at the epicenter. As Michael Des Barres noted, he âstuck to his gunsâ, wearing the ethos of 60s counterculture idealism and political activism on his sleeve until his dying day. From my review of the 2008 documentary DĂŠjĂ Vu:
Cracks about geriatric rockers aside, it becomes apparent that the one thing that remains ageless is the power of the music, and the commitment from [Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young]. Songs like âOhioâ, âMilitary Madnessâ, âFor What itâs Worthâ and âChicagoâ prove to have resilience and retain a topical relevance that does not go unnoticed by younger fans. And anyone who doesnât tear up listening to the band deliver the solemnly beautiful harmonies of their elegiac live show closer, âFind the Cost of Freedomâ, while a photo gallery featuring hundreds of smiling young Americans who died in Iraq scrolls on the big screen behind them, canât possibly have anything resembling a soul residing within.
Adieu to a musical icon. Here are 10 of my favorite Crosby songs. Feel free to tear up.
Whatâs Happening?!?! â The Byrds (written by David Crosby; from Fifth Dimension)
Triad â The Byrds (written by David Crosby; from The Notorious Byrd Brothers)
Guinevere â Crosby, Stills, & Nash (written by David Crosby; from Crosby, Stills, &Nash)
Wooden Ships â Crosby, Stills, & Nash (written by David Crosby, Paul Kantner, and Stephen Stills; from Crosby, Stills, &Nash)
DĂŠjĂ Vu â Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young (written by David Crosby, from DĂŠjĂ Vu)
Almost Cut My Hair â Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young (written by David Crosby, from DĂŠjĂ Vu)
Laughing â David Crosby (written by David Crosby; from If I Could Only Remember My Name)
Have You Seen the Stars Tonight? â The Jefferson Starship (written by Paul Kantner and David Crosby; from Blows Against the Empire)
Whole Cloth â Crosby & Nash (written by David Crosby; from Graham Nash David Crosby)
In My Dreams â Crosby, Stills, & Nash (written by David Crosby; from CSN)
BONUS TRACKS…
Tom Jones belts out Crosbyâs âLong Time Goneâ, backed by C,S,N, & Y. Astonishing clip.
Bet you didn’t see this one coming. From pop to prog. Sublime harmonies .
The music world has lost one of its greatest vocalists. That is not a typo. Jeff Beck could make a guitar speak, in every sense of the word. He rarely stepped up to the mic during the course of his 60+ year career, but whenever he set his fingers to a fret board, he told you a story; sometimes joyous and life-affirming, sometimes sad and melancholy…but it never meandered into masturbatory self-indulgence. Every note held import, serving a distinct narrative that had a beginning, a middle, and an end.
Like all great artists, he was loathe to dawdle too long in a comfort zone; he never stopped exploring, pushing the boundaries of his instrument ever-further with each performance (whether on stage or in the studio). While he was generally relegated to the “rock” section, he could slide effortlessly from blues, boogie, and metal to funk, R & B, soul, jazz and fusion (more often than not, all within the same number).
He made it appear easy as an oil change, but Iâm sure he put in his â10,000 hoursâ of practice at some point (when he wasnât tinkering with his cars, which was his âhappy placeâ off stage). Iâve been playing guitar for 50 years, and no matter how closely Iâve studied his fingers in concert videos, I am stymied as to how he wrestled those sounds from his axe. All I know is that it had something to do with the whammy bar, volume knobs, thumb-picking, and a magic ring. Itâs some kind of alchemy way beyond my ken.
I saw Beck in L.A. with The Jan Hammer Group, circa 1976 at the Starlight Amphitheater. I was in the nosebleed section, but I. was. mesmerized. A command performance.
You’ve heard the term “musician’s musician”? The Twitter tributes confirm he was:
And how can we forget his Antonioni moment?
Even from somewhere out there in the ether, he’s expressing what I’m feeling right now, as I listen to my favorite Beck instrumental. Rest in peace, maestro. Rave on.
âAfter the Plastic Ono Bandâs debut in TorontoâŚJohn finally brought it to its head. He said, âWell, thatâs it, lads. Letâs end it. And we all said âYesâ.â
-Ringo Starr, from The Beatles Anthology (2000)
In September 1969, scarcely a month after the heady smoke of Woodstock had cleared, another music festival of note took place a little farther up north. While it couldnât boast a crowd of âhalf a million strongâ (just a scant 20,000) The Toronto Rock and Roll Revival arguably one-upped Woodstockâs stellar roster with its headliner: The Plastic Ono Band.
I say âarguablyâ, because at the time, no one in the audience had ever heard of The Plastic Ono Band. HellâŚeven the members of The Plastic Ono Band had never heard of The Plastic Ono Band, because founders John Lennon and Yoko Ono didnât come up with the name (or the concept) until the day before the groupâs debut performance in Toronto. The booking was so last-minute and seat-of-the-pants that their first ârehearsalâ occurred (literally) on the flyâŚwhile en route to the gig on a chartered jet from England.
Of course, everyone in the audience knew who John Lennon was; the Beatles were still at the height of their success and fame. What the public didnât know at the time was that the Toronto gig arose at a serendipitous moment, when Lennon found himself at a critical crossroads in his professional life. He was 28 years old. The Beatles had released their swan song Abbey Road earlier that year, and the band was on the verge of disintegrating.
Granted, Lennon had already been quite active outside of the band. He and Yoko had become prominent counterculture figures, known for their political activism and advocacy for peace and social justice. In March 1969, the couple married and held a week-long anti-Vietnam War “Bed-In” protest, garnering much media attention. They released the experimental album “Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins.” Lennon also published his book of poems and drawings In His Own Write, which became a best-seller.
Meanwhile, in private Lennon struggled with depression and addiction; he later admitted to heavy drug use during this time (he and Yoko were both chasing the dragon). Creative differences with his band mates, as well as increasingly bitter stalemates regarding certain business decisions, were undoubtedly adding to Lennonâs tsuris. In short, things within the Beatles organization werenât getting better (it canât get no worse). The Toronto concert turned out to be not only the tonic he needed for regaining his confidence as a performer (he hadnât played for a large crowd since the Beatles had stopped touring in 1966) but fueled his decision to officially leave the Beatles just a scant 7 days afterwards.
Exactly how John & Yoko, along with the hastily assembled Eric Clapton, Alan White, and Klaus Voorman (not too shabby for a pickup band) ended up headlining the event makes for a fascinating backstage taleâŚand it is recounted with much aplomb in a breezy documentary from Rob Chapman called Revival69: The Concert That Rocked the World.
Archival interviews, private audio recordings, present-day recollections by participants like John Brower (festival organizer), Klaus Voorman, Alice Cooper, Rodney Bingenheimer, Geddy Lee (acid-dazed teenage attendee!), Shep Gordon, Robby Kreiger, Robert Christgau, et.al. and original 16mm concert/backstage footage shot by legendary documentarian D.A. Pennebaker (much of it previously unreleased) are all combined to great effect.
While The Plastic Ono Bandâs appearance is of undeniable historical import, this was an all-day event, and the roster was impressive: Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, Bo Diddley, Gene Vincent, Chicago, The Doors, and Alice Cooper are hardly what Iâd consider âopening actsâ. The Pennebaker footage is priceless, capturing electric performances with beautifully restored picture and sound. Unfortunately, Pennebakerâs original 1971 concert doc Sweet Toronto remains woefully scarce on home video; relegated to the odd unauthorized edition of less-than-stellar quality (paging the Criterion Collection).
Brower recalls how he came up with the idea for the festival while working as a promoter for the Rolling Stones’ 1969 North American tour. As his (at times hair-raising) narrative unfolds, it appears organizing such an event is easier said than done. At one point, with ticket sales looking dismal and only days to go before the heavily promoted event, he is ready to throw in the towel (at the risk of suffering serious bodily harm from dubious silent partners). However, an unlikely deus ex machina alights in the form of eccentric impresario Kim Fowley, who has a ballsy 11th-hour brainstorm (with 20/20 hindsight, it was a rather brilliant one, actually).
The film is chockablock with fun facts. I had no idea this was the first rock concert where the audience held lit matches aloft (another brainstorm by Fowley, who encouraged the crowd to welcome John & Yoko onstage with their own light show). Alice Cooper and his longtime manager Shep Gordon finally confirm âthe truthâ behind the infamous âchicken incidentâ that occurred during his bandâs performance (as God is his witness, Alice thought that chickens could fly).
The film is a treat for Lennon completists, and rock and roll fans in general. Currently, the film is only exhibiting in Canada, but hopefully will be distributed in the U.S. (or become available via streaming or physical media) at some point in the near future.
And on behalf of the band here at Hullabaloo…Happy Crimble, and Peace.
It’s time for the obligatory list, culled from the first-run films I reviewed in 2022:
Day by Day â Felix Herngrenâs dramedy (scripted by Tapio Leopold) is a delightful, life-affirming road movie from Sweden aboutâŚdeath. Before a terminally ill man (Sven Wallter) can make his getaway for a solo trip to a Swiss assisted-suicide clinic, several of his longtime friends at the retirement home catch wind of his plans, and it turns into a group outing (much to his chagrin). Lovely European travelogue (nicely photographed by Viktor Davidson). Funny and touching (yes âŚI laughed, I cried). Sadly, Wallter passed away soon after the film wrapped, adding poignancy to his performance.
Drunken Birds Ââ Ivan Grbovicâs languidly paced, beautifully photographed culture clash/class war drama (Canadaâs 2022 Oscar submission) concerns a Mexican cartel worker who finds migrant work in Quebec while seeking a long-lost love. Grbovic co-wrote with Sara Mishara. Mishara pulls double duty as DP; her painterly cinematography adds to the echoes of Terrence Malickâs Days of Heaven. It also reminded me of Ang Leeâs The Ice Storm; a network narrative about people desperately seeking emotional connection amid a minefield of miscommunication. (Streaming on Prime Video)
Hallelujah: Leonard Cohen, A Journey, A Song â Several years ago, I saw Tom Jones at the Santa Barbara Bowl. Naturally, he did his cavalcade of singalong hits, but an unexpected moment occurred mid-set, when he launched into Leonard Cohenâs âTower of Songâ. Jonesâ performance felt so intimate, confessional, and emotionally resonant that youâd think Cohen had tailored it just for him. When Jones sang, I was born like this, I had no choice/I was born with the gift of a golden voice, I âgotâ it. Why shouldnât Tom Jones cover a Cohen song? I later learned âTower of Songâ has also been covered by the likes of U2, Nick Cave, and The Jesus and Mary Chain.
A truly great song tends to transcend its composer, taking on a life of its own. The reasons why can be as enigmatic as the act of creation itself. In an archival clip in Dan Geller and Dayna Goldfineâs beautifully constructed documentary, the late Cohen muses, âIf I knew where songs came from, Iâd go there more often.â Using the backstory of his beloved composition âHallelujahâ as a catalyst, the filmmakers take us âthereâ, rendering a moving, spiritual portrait of a poet, a singer-songwriter, and a seeker. (Streaming on Prime Video)
The Integrity of Joseph Chambers â This psychological thriller has a slow burn, but really gets under your skin. Early one morning, a white-collar father of two (Clayne Crawford) rolls out of his warm bed and readies himself to go deer hunting. His half-awake (and concerned) wife reminds him he has never gone hunting by himself and has limited experience with firearms. Undeterred, he insists that the best way to get experience is to âjust go out and do it.â After stopping at a friendâs house to borrow his pickup truck (and a rifle), he heads for the woods. What could possibly go wrong? Anchored by Crawfordâs intense performance, writer-director Robert Machoian has fashioned a riveting tale infused with a dash of Dostoevsky and a dollop of Deliverance.
The Man in the Basement (aka LâHomme de la Cave) â There are fifty shades of Chabrol in Philippe Le Guayâs âneighbor from hellâ thriller (scripted by Le Guay with Gilles Taurand and Marc Weitzmann). One of my favorite contemporary French actors, François Cluzet (Tell No One) plays a quiet fellow who buys the unused basement of an upper-crust coupleâs Parisian apartment, presumably for storage. With the ink barely dry on the deed, the couple realize too late that he clearly intends to live in the cellar (sans plumbing). It gets worse when they find out that his online persona is every liberalâs nightmare. Always check references!
Moonage Daydream â David Bowie invented the idea of âre-inventionâ. Itâs also possible that he invented a working time machine because he was always ahead of the curve (or leading the herd). He was the poster boy for âpostmodernâ. Space rock? Meet Major Tom. Glam rock? Meet Ziggy Stardust. Doom rock? Meet the Diamond Dog. Neo soul? Meet the Thin White Duke. Electronica? Ich bin ein Berliner. New Romantic? We all know Major Tomâs a junkieâŚ
Of all his personas, âDavid Jonesâ is the most enigmatic; perhaps, as suggested in Brett Morgenâs trippy film, even to Bowie himself. More On the Road than on the records, Morgenâs kaleidoscopic thesis is a globe-trotting odyssey of an artist in search of himself. This is anything but a traditional, linear biography. Morgen doesnât tell you everything about Bowieâs life, he simply shows you. Even if David Jones remains elusive as credits roll, the journey itself is absorbing and ultimately moving. Think of it as theKoyaanisqatsiof rock docs. (Full review) (Streaming on Amazon Prime)
My Love Affair With Marriage â Itâs a safe bet that the most oft-asked question throughout history (well, after âWhereâs the restroom?â) is âWhat is love?â. Philosophers, poets, writers, psychologists and even scientists have tackled this age-old query, and come up with just as many disparate explanations. This lack of consensus informs the clever conceit behind Latvian animator Signe Baumaneâs mixed-media feature.
Baumaneâs semi-autobiographical study follows âZelmaâ as she navigates the various passages of sexual self-awareness from childhood to adulthoodâŚwhich then presents her with the complexities of love and relationships. Zelmaâs vignettes are interspersed with neuroscience/biochemistry analyses done in the style of high school educational films (remember those?), with the odd musical number thrown in. Funny, touching, and insightful.
Nude Tuesday â I must warn you: this film (from New Zealand) is complete gibberish. LiterallyâŚthe dialog is spoken in a made-up language. Frankly, I was fully prepared to find this gimmick annoying, but thankfully a) there are subtitles and b) the film is nonetheless entertaining.
Writer-director Armagan Ballantyneâs off-the wall dramedy concerns middle-aged couple Laura and Bruno (co-screenwriter Jackie van Beek and Damon Harriman), who have hit a roadblock in their marriage. Brunoâs mother browbeats them into attending a coupleâs retreat, to rekindle their passion. The resort is lorded over by a free-spirited sex guru (played with aplomb by Jemaine Clement). Vacillating between riotous cringe comedy and surprising sweetness, the film also pokes gentle fun at âself-actualizationâ culture (reminiscent of Bill Perskyâs 1980 satire Serial).
Sweetheart Deal Ââ Dopesick and finding temporary solace from an RV-dwelling man of means by no means dubbed âThe Mayor of Aurora Avenueâ, four sex workers (Kristine, Sara, Amy, and Tammy) strive to keep life and soul together as they walk an infamous Seattle strip. With surprising twists and turns, Elisa Levine and Gabriel Millerâs astonishingly intimate portrait is the most intense, heart-wrenching, and compassionate documentary I have seen about Seattle street life since Streetwise.
Polystyrene: I Am A ClichĂŠ â I reckon few artists consciously set out to be âgroundbreakingâ or âinfluentialâ, but whether by accident or design, 19-year-old Poly Styrene came out of the gate flying in the face of fashion. She not only fearlessly waded into the male-dominated punk world of the late 70s (which, despite its association with an anti-racist, anti-fascist ethos, was an overtly âladdishâ club), but did so as a woman of color (the Anglo-Somali singer-songwriter is credited as the progenitor of the Riot Grrrl and Afro-Punk movements).
If youâve ever seen X-Ray Spexâs video for âOh Bondage Up Yoursâ, you know that Styrene had a charismatic presence and a unique, powerful voice that belied her diminutive stature. With its âfuck youâ lyrics and strident vocal, that song is now a feminist punk anthem; but according to this absorbing documentary (co-directed by narrator Celeste Bell and Paul Sng, with additional narration by Ruth Negga) Styrene never really identified as a feminist or a punk. A lovely portrait of a troubled but inspiring artist. (Full review). (Streaming on Hulu)
Honorable mentions:
A couple of 2022 releases that I didn’t review, but heartily recommend:
Kimiâ I somehow missed this tight little thriller from Steven Soderbergh when it dropped on HBO Max earlier this year, but stumbled across it recently (so much content, so little time). Zoe Kravitz gives a terrific performance as an agoraphobic tech who works from home for a corporation called Amygdala, monitoring their A-I product “Kimi” (rhymes with “Siri”). When she happens across a digital file that may have captured audio of a woman’s murder, her world gets turned upside down. A clever mash-up of Rear Window, Repulsion, and The Conversation, with a whiff of The Parallax View… updated for the age of pandemic paranoia. David Keopp scripted.
Confess, Fletch â First, my confession that I’ve always had a soft spot for the first Fletch film with Chevy Chase (never saw Fletch Lives). But I was intrigued to see a resurrection of the franchise 33 years after the previous entry, and pleasantly surprised at how entertaining Greg Mottola’s adaptation of Gregory McDonald’s eponymous 1976 comedy-mystery was. I swear Jon Hamm is channeling Cary Grant throughout, and he is ably supported by a delightful cast that includes Marcia Gay Harden, Kyle MacLachlan, and Roy Wood, Jr. Granted, it’s lightweight fare, but I haven’t laughed this hard at a modern comedy for grown-ups in quite some time.
âŚand just for giggles
Holy KrampusâŚhave I really been writing reviews here for 16 years?! I was but a child of 50 when I began in November of 2006 (I was much older then, but Iâm younger than that now). Here are my âtop 10â picks for each year since I began writing for Hullabaloo.
(You may want to bookmark this post as a handy reference for movie night).
Don’t nobody know what I’m talking about I’ve got my own life to live I’m the one that’s gonna have to die When it’s time for me to die So let me live my life The way I want to, yeah Sing on brother Play on drummer
-Jimi Hendrix, âIf 6 was 9â
In February 2017, my dear mother passed away at 86. While she had been weathering a plethora of health issues for years, the final straw (pancreatic cancer) had been diagnosed by her doctor only several weeks prior. When she called to give me the news, I told her I would immediately book a flight to Ohio. âI donât want you to be here yet,â she told me. I was taken aback; but knowing how headstrong she was, I figured she had her reasons.
Unfortunately, her turn for the worse was so sudden that my flight (prompted by a call from my brother) turned into a grim race; my plane was on final approach to Canton-Akron Airport when she slipped away (I arrived at her bedside an hour after she had died). And yes, that was hardâŚthe one time I wish I had not have listened to my mother.
Since I obviously wasnât present during (what turned out to be) her last days, I asked my brother if she had any âfinal wordsâ. At first, he chuckled a little through the tears, recounting that a day or two before, she had turned to him at one point and said âI wish I had some wisdom to impart. But I donât.â I laughed (Jewish fatalism-itâs a cultural thing).
Then, he remembered something. The hospice room where my mother spent her last week had a picture window facing west, with a view of a field, a pond, a small stand of trees, and an occasional deer sighting. Two days before she was gone, my mother, my father, and my brothers were quietly enjoying this pastoral scene with the bonus of a lovely sunset. My mother broke the silence with just three words: âTrees are important.â
What did she mean? Indeed, trees are important. They are, in a literal sense, the lungs of the Earth. As a metaphor, I must consider the foundational significance that The Tree of Life holds in Judaism. Was she âimparting wisdomâ after all? Had she, at the end of her journey, reached what Paddy Chayefsky once called a âcleansing moment of clarityâ? It may not be quite as cinematic as, sayâŚâRosebud,â but itâs a kissinâ cousin to a Zen koan.
A year and-a-half later I was once again on a flight to Ohio in a race to beat the Reaper, hoping to make it to my fatherâs bedside before he slipped into the abyss. This time I âmade it.â He couldnât move but was still conscious. As I grabbed his hand and leaned in close so he could see me, his eyes noticeably brightened. He said one word: âhug.â I obliged. For the next 24 hours, he slipped in and out of consciousness (like my mother, he had requested âdo not resuscitateâ) and I was holding his hand when he passed away.
Frankly, having now experienced both scenarios (âjust missing itâ and getting there âjust in timeâ), I cannot really say one is âbetterâ than the other. It is never easy losing a parent. I suppose I can take solace in the fact that in each case, my mother and father were surrounded by family, and slipped away âpeacefullyâ (whatever that meansâŚat least it appeared to be aâpeacefulâ transition to me when my father took his last breath).
There are worse ways to go.
Don’t get hot ‘Cause man, you’ve got Some high times ahead Take it slow And Daddy-o You can live it up and die in bed
 -from âCoolâ (West Side Story), by Stephen Sondheim and Leonard Bernstein
It was inevitable that I would begin to ruminate about my parents, the importance of trees (and hugs) as I watched Ondi Timonerâs deeply moving documentary Last Flight Home. âI just want peace,â her bedridden 92-year-old father assures his family in the first reel, confirming a decision to end his life with medical assistance. So begins the countdown of days, hours, and minutes remaining in Eli Timonerâs journey. In the hands of a less compassionate (or personally invested) filmmaker, this would seem a morbid, even macabre exerciseâŚbut it is one of the most life-affirming films that I have seen in years.
Speaking of trees, thereâs a moment when Ondiâs sister (a rabbi) quotes from the Talmud: âMay your saplings be like you.â Ondi says to her father, âYou did all right with the âsaplingsâ, donât you think?â Her father quips, âBunch of saps.â Itâs those âlaughter through the tearsâ moments that keep you engaged, despite the very heavy undercurrents.
Eli Timonerâs life was a roller-coaster of triumph and tragedy. A wildly successful entrepreneur and philanthropist (he founded Air Florida in the 1970s), he counted movers and shakers like Joe Biden among his friends. Then, in 1982 (at age 53) he suffered a stroke that caused debilitating health issues for the remainder of his life. By 1984, Air Florida was in bankruptcy (the company had begun a downward slide following the 1982 crash of an Air Florida jet into the Potomac River in Washington D.C.). He lost millions.
The director doesnât dwell too long on her fatherâs biography, but uses masterful intercutting of archival news stories, family home movies, and the task at hand to illustrate how it was the constants of Eliâs makeup as a human beingâŚhis compassion for others, unwavering love and devotion to family, and infectious joie de vivre that got him though thick and thin in both his professional and personal life (you get what you give).
In fact, the nonagenarian Eli is so sharp, so sound of mind, and surrounded by so much love and support it begs a question: Why end it? If the primary consideration is physical debilitation, how about (for sake of argument) someone like Stephen Hawking? His physiological life was far from a picnic; but what he was able to achieve and contribute to the world right up until the end of his life with just his sheer thinking power boggles the mind.
Of course, Timoner is under no obligation to make her film a polemic on aid-in-dying laws or a treatise of the ethics involved. Rather, her film is an act of love, of sharing something so intimate that at times you feel like youâre intruding on this familyâs privacy. But as  she obviously made her film with full consent of all involved, there is nothing exploitative or sensationalist about its execution. As my mother said, âtrees are importantâ and Last Flight Home left me with an assuring feeling that my loving parents did all right with the saplings.