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Basket of Inflatables: A “No Kings” mixtape

“When it gets down to having to use violence, then you are playing the system’s game. The establishment will irritate you – pull your beard, flick your face – to make you fight. Because once they’ve got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don’t know how to handle is non-violence and humor.”—John Lennon

In my 2012 review of Benoit Jacquot’s Farewell, My Queen (a drama centered on intrigue in the court of Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI at Versailles on the eve of the French Revolution), I wrote:

It’s nearly impossible to observe the disconnect of these privileged aristocrats carrying on in their gilded bubble while the impoverished and disenfranchised rabble sharpen up the guillotines without drawing parallels with our current state of affairs (history, if nothing else, is cyclical).

You can go back even further in time, and the same holds true. From my 2012 piece on the 1976 BBC-TV adaptation of I, Claudius:

While an opening line of “I, Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus…” could portend more of a snooze-inducing history lecture, rather than 11 hours of must-see-TV, the 1976 BBC series, adapted from Robert Graves’ 1934 historical novel about ancient Rome’s Julio-Claudian dynasty, was indeed the latter, holding U.S. viewers in thrall for its 12-week run.

While it is quite possible that at the time, my friends and I were slightly more in thrall with the occasional teasing glimpses of semi-nudity than we were with, say, the beauty of Jac Pulman’s writing, the wonder of the performances and historical complexity of the narrative, over the years I have come to realize that I think I learned everything I needed to know about politics from watching (and re-watching) I, Claudius.

It’s all there…the systemic greed and corruption of the ruling plutocracy, the raging hypocrisy, the grandstanding, glad-handing and the back-stabbing (in this case, both figurative and literal). Seriously, over the last 2000 years, not much has changed in the political arena.

Case in point…just this week, I was reminded of a scene from I, Claudius. This was the trigger:

Q: "Are you considering strikes on land in Venezuela?"Trump: "Well, I don't want to tell you exactly, but we are certainly looking at land now because we have the sea very well under control."

The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) 2025-10-15T21:40:41.055Z

Given the Current Occupant’s predilection to utilize the royal “We” as his preferred personal pronoun, coupled with His Imperial Majesty’s somewhat grandiose proclamation that “We have the sea very well under control” (not to mention the Romanesque optics of that gaudily appointed Oval Office), this is the scene that instantly came to mind:

“Your emperor is amongst you once again. All his wars successfully concluded, and the victorious armies brought back to Rome. He had thought, in his divine innocence, that the roads might be lined with cheering crowds; he had thought that the streets might be strewn with flowers; he had thought that there’d be messages to greet him telling him of triumphs to be awarded. And what did he find, this conqueror of the Germans, this victor of the mighty Neptune? The streets empty of crowds and flowers, no triumphs rewarded, no games, no celebrations–but three miserable, old, ex-counsels waiting at the gates to meet him, and a room full of cowardly, stay-at-home senators who have spent all their time in the theatre and in the baths, while he has spent six months, living no better than a private soldier!? Yes! Your emperor has returned! BUT WITH THIS IN HIS HAND! (produces a frighteningly large battle sword from his robes)
(The terrified senators remain silent for a few beats, until one steps forward)

Senator: (cautiously) But Jove, you ordered no triumphs!

Caligula: (amazed at the senator’s stupidity) Well, of course I ordered no triumphs, do you think I’d ordered triumphs for myself?!

Senator: But you ordered us not to order any!

Caligula: Yessssss, and you took me at my word, didn’t you? Typical! It didn’t occur to you that I might be leaving it up to you for your love to show itself freely; didn’t occur to you that it might be my natural humility speaking! “I ordered you not to celebrate”. But you ordered celebrations for the anniversary of Actiom, didn’t you? Didn’t forget to celebrate the defeat of my great-grandfather, Marc Antony! How many bottles of wine did you open, toasting his murder while I was doing battle with the sea? (to his soldiers) Show them our booty! Show them the plunder we gathered from old Neptune!
(Four soldiers quickly empty two trunks of their contents; everyone watches in silent horror as thousands of dry seashells spill out onto the floor.)

Senator: Seashells?!

Caligula: (chuckling to himself with delight) Yes! Spoils of the sea; loot from old Neptune! Hee-hee! He’ll not take me on again in a hurry…

“Do you think I’d ordered triumphs for myself?!” Which reminds me of another funny story… remember Trump’s counter programming to the first “No Kings Day” last June?

“He had thought, in his divine innocence, that the roads might be lined with cheering crowds; he had thought that the streets might be strewn with flowers…” Well, Mr. President…as your favorite campaign rally song goes: “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” – even when you order a $45 million military parade in honor of your own birthday (give some people an inch, they think they’re a ruler). Historical sidebar-the mad emperor Caligula actually did declare war on the sea. All one can say about that is that he is long gone, but the sea is still here.

But hey…if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Via Snopes this past Thursday:

As activists planned another “No Kings” protest on Oct. 18, 2025, to voice discontent with the administration of Republican U.S. President Donald Trump, a rumor spread on social media that the president was planning a “show of force” by launching missiles over California.

The rumor claimed the administration planned on closing Interstate 5 “to shoot out missiles from ships” and into Camp Pendleton, a training facility for the Marines about 80 miles southeast of Los Angeles.

Users across social media sites such as Instagram (archived), X (archived) and Facebook (archived) shared the claim. Some suggested Trump planned on using the excuse of a military showcase in order to intimidate “No Kings” protesters, citing the administration’s attempts to characterize the protests as anti-American.

Many Snopes readers emailed us to ask about the veracity of this rumor.

On Oct. 15, 2025, the Marines posted a statement on their official website announcing “a live-fire Amphibious Capabilities Demonstration at Red Beach, Camp Pendleton” that would be followed by “a community Beach Bash at Del Mar Beach on Saturday, Oct. 18, 2025, to mark the Marine Corps’ 250th birthday and America’s Semiquincentennial.”

The statement said “the capabilities demonstration will feature integrated Navy and Marine Corps operations across air, land, and sea” and assured the public that “all training events will occur on approved training ranges and comport with established safety protocols.”

The statement also confirmed “no public highways or transportation routes will be closed” and that the White House would be capturing the event on film for a Nov. 9 television broadcast.

Snopes reached out to the White House for comment on the assertion that Trump intended to use the demonstration as a “show of force” against protesters and will update this article if we receive a response.

You’ve gotta at least give the Prez credit for trying, bless his heart. Meanwhile, members of the Court of the Orange King have kept themselves busy this past week sounding the alarm:

But ahead of the “No Kings” rallies across the country on Saturday, the GOP’s effort has taken a rather stunning turn.

The Trump team and its allies suggested that the rallies, which are likely to draw millions of people, will essentially be chock full of antifa, terrorist sympathizers and even terrorists themselves.

It’s baseless and ugly, yes. But it’s also highly suspect strategically.

The GOP rhetoric surrounding this and the Democratic base more broadly has grown remarkably pitched.

House Speaker Mike Johnson of Louisiana has called them “hate America” rallies and said it’s “all the pro-Hamas wing and, you know, the antifa people.”

Then there was this:

“This interview proved that the Democrat Party’s main constituency are made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens and violent criminals,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told Fox News on Oct. 16.

(Deep breath) Let’s see how the No Kings Day rallies are going so far:

No kid should ever have to protest or advocate for their friends’ basic humanity.But they’re standing up at No Kings anyway.

Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) 2025-10-18T16:24:51.128Z

I understand the FBI is currently looking into whether that America-hating protester is a Hamas terrorist, illegal alien, or a violent criminal.

But seriously, folks:

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

Indivisible ❌👑 (@indivisible.org) 2025-10-18T17:22:53.407Z

No Kings protest kicking off in Washington, D.C. Here’s the view down Pennsylvania Avenue from near the front. Street is totally packed for blocks.

Alejandro Alvarez (@aletakesphotos.bsky.social) 2025-10-18T16:57:24.230Z

Video: No Kings protests against Trump in New York City.

AZ Intel (@azintel.bsky.social) 2025-10-18T17:08:01.655Z

So overall (if I may paraphrase Huey Lewis) …things are rockin’ in DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town, Boston and Baton Rouge, Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco, too. The heart of democracy is still beating. On that note, let’s keep the party going!

The Beatles – “Revolution”

Frank Zappa – “Trouble Every Day”

Elvis Costello – “Night Rally”

Green Day – “American Idiot”

The Clash – “Clampdown”

Woody Guthrie – “All You Fascists Bound to Lose”

Bob Marley & the Wailers – “Get Up, Stand Up”

Graham Nash – “Chicago

The Style Council – “The Whole Point of No Return”

Tracy Chapman – “Talkin’ About a Revolution”

John Lennon – “Power to the People”

Sly & the Family Stone – “Stand!”

Heaven 17 – “(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang”

Public Enemy – “Fight the Power”

Rage Against the Machine – “Take the Power Back”

Gil Scott-Heron – “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”

The Honeydrippers – “Impeach the President”

The Buffalo Springfield – “For What It’s Worth”

Billy Bragg – “There is Power in a Union”

Malvina Reynolds – “It Isn’t Nice”

Pete Seeger – “We Shall Overcome”

Previous posts with related themes:

404 Terror

The Edge of Democracy

Battleground

On Mad Kings, Death Cults, and Altman’s Secret Honor

Michael and Me in Trumpland

The Queen of Versailles

In the Seattle Mist with Confederate Dead

Under the Grey Sky

Hacking Hate

Against All Enemies

Martin Eden

The Trial of the Chicago 7

Deja Vu

The U.S. vs. John Lennon

Now We See the Light: A Mixtape

A Trump Era Survival Guide

More reviews at Den of Cinema

Dennis Hartley

Cat’s Don’t Like It Either

Some footage of the No Kings Protest:

Oh wait, sorry. That was the MAGA insurrection on Jauary 6th when the president had a temper tantrum because he lost an election and persuaded a bunch of idiots to storm the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power. Excuse me, my bad.

Here’s the No Kings protest in DC today:

This is a very different protest. And a hell of a lot bigger. The administration should take note.

No Surprises. He’s Always Been A Megalomaniac

As we watch Trump openly talk about deposing the Venezuelan president and wielding threats all over the world, both economic and military, people seem to be surprised. After all, isn’t he an America First “isolationist?”

Nope and he never has been.

I wrote this for Salon just a few days after Trump was inaugurated the first time:

Donald Trump’s inaugural address produced yet another torrent of commentary about his “populist, isolationist” ideology and what it means for the future of the republic and the world. Unfortunately, he is all about neither of those things.

It’s true that he deployed the voice of a demagogue to rant about elites and powerful politicians and repeatedly evoked “the people.” But considering that his hires include six Goldman Sachs alums, three billionaires and several more vastly wealthy multimillionaires for his Cabinet, his alleged populism seems a bit strained. After all, to the extent the hellscape he described in that speech exists, it was created by the very people he is now empowering.

Calling Trump an isolationist rests mostly on his use of the archaic term “America First,” which was associated with attempts to keep America out of World War II (and also came with strong undercurrents of anti-Semitism.) But there is no evidence that Trump had a clue about that association when he started using the phrase.

Recall that when journalist Michael Wolff interviewed him in June, just before the big vote in the U.K., Trump clearly hadn’t heard of Brexit. Granted, he subsequently become fast friends with Brexit architect and right-wing provocateur Nigel Farage. But his idea of “isolationism” in this case is a simplistic belief that any nation “run by smart guys” can “make better deals” without having other countries represented at the table.

As far as security is concerned, Trump’s threats to withdraw from NATO and other alliances aren’t really about wanting to pull America to remain within its borders. He never says that. In fact, he wants a huge military and wants to show it off so everyone in the world will be in awe of American power. He just wants NATO and other alliances to pay protection money to the U.S. for whatever price he sets.

Trump has repeatedly made the fatuous claim that he’s going to make the military so massive that “no one will ever want to mess with us” but never has actually suggested that he would have any reluctance to use it. Indeed, he’s made it clear that he intends to do just that, telling his rowdy crowds during the campaign:

ISIS is making a tremendous amount of money because of the oil that they took away, they have some in Syria, they have some in Iraq, I would bomb the shit out of them.

I would just bomb those suckers, and that’s right, I’d blow up the pipes. I’d blow up the refineries. I’d blow up ever single inch. There would be nothing left.

And you know what, you’ll get Exxon to come in there, and in two months — you ever see these guys? How good they are, the great oil companies. They’ll rebuild it brand new. . . . And I’ll take the oil.

This has been his promise from Day One. Yesterday, press secretary Sean Spicer, reacting to Russian reports that the U.S. military was already engaged with Russia’s forces in bombing Syria, offered up this startling answer:

Spicer: I know it’s still developing and I would refer you back to the Department of Defense. I know that they’re — they’re currently monitoring this and I would refer you back to them on that. And I think . . .

Question: Generally open?

Spicer: I think, the president has been very clearly. [sic] He’s gonna work with any country that shares our interest in defeating ISIS. Not just on the national security front, but on the economic front. If we can work with someone to create greater market access and spur economic growth and allow U.S. small businesses and companies to . . .

Question: [inaudible] to doing joint military actions with Russia in Syria?

Spicer: I — I think if there’s a way that we can combat ISIS with any country, whether it’s Russia or anyone else, and we have a shared national interest in that, sure we’ll take it.

The Pentagon adamantly denied that the U.S. military was currently helping Russia in Syria, where the Russian military has been accused by the U.N. of committing war crimes by using bunker-busting and incendiary bombs on civilian populations. Spicer didn’t mention any of that, but Trump is undoubtedly unconcerned since his strategy is the same: “Bomb the shit out of them.”

As for “taking the oil,” which is a suggestion Trump has repeated for months (including as recently as Saturday when he told the CIA officials they “might get another chance at it”) even conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer was taken aback, correctly noting that “seizing the oil is a war crime.”

If you have listened to Trump talk about China over the past 18 months, it is clear that he is not simply talking about a potential trade war but is prepared to confront the world’s largest nation militarily. In his confirmation hearings, secretary of state-designate Rex Tillerson made it clear that he agreed with Trump that the U.S. would not allow China to build military bases on islands in the South China Sea, and Spicer made that official yesterday:

I think the U.S. is going to make sure that we protect our interests there. If those islands are in fact in international waters and not part of China proper, then yes, we’re going to make sure that we defend international territories from being taken over by one country.

Does that sound like any definition of “isolationism” you’ve ever heard?

When Donald Trump says “America First,” he really means “We’re No. 1.” He talks incessantly about “winning,” so much we’ll be begging him to stop. He openly declares that he believes in the old saying “to the victors belong the spoils,” either suggesting that he has no clue about the West’s colonial past and how that sounds to people around the world or simply doesn’t care. He’s not talking about isolationism but the exact opposite — American global dominance without all those messy institutions and international agreements standing in the way of taking what we want.

No, Trump is not an isolationist. He’s not a “realist.” Neither is he a liberal interventionist or a neoconservative idealist. He’s an old-fashioned imperialist. He wants to Make America great again by making it the world’s dominant superpower, capable of bullying other countries into submission and behaving however we like. He doesn’t seem to understand that the world won’t put up with that.

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No man with his violent, hateful personality is a man of peace. Please. He revels in confrontation and dominance.

Shameless To The Max

Mitch McConnell fell down the other day. Utah Senator Mike Lee scolded some unnamed people for allegedly making fun of it.

Right.

I know, I know. But Mike Lee is a US Senator who has gone so far down the MAGA rabbit hole that he’s become nothing more than the id of Eddie Haskell in a red hat. He is as much of a problem as Trump and he’s going to be around for a good long while.

TACOs Again At Trump Mansion

About those Tomahawk missiles….

Not a week after Donald Trump floated the idea of supplying Ukraine with Tomahawk cruise missiles, he backed away on Friday. The Kremlin made apocalyptic noise (again) after Trump’s Sunday comments on Air Force One on his way to Israel. Then Vladimir Putin got Trump on the phone the day before Trump met with President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine.

Trump chickened out (again). Zelensky must have experienced that Lucy-and-the-football feeling (again). Still, he needs to keep Ukrainian hopes alive.

The New York Times:

President Trump had repeatedly floated the idea of selling long-range missiles to Ukraine that would allow Kyiv to strike deep into Russia, increasing the leverage Ukrainians would have to force Russia to the negotiating table. Mr. Zelensky had scheduled a Friday meeting at the White House hoping to finalize the acquisition of the U.S.-made Tomahawk missiles.

By Friday afternoon, Mr. Zelensky had left that meeting disappointed, telling reporters that Mr. Trump had insisted on keeping the missiles. The Ukrainian president would no longer talk about acquiring them, though the two countries would continue discussing the matter.

What happened? One guess.

Between Mr. Trump’s comments on Tuesday about transferring long-range missiles to Ukraine and Mr. Zelensky’s letdown on Friday was a pivotal moment: a lengthy phone call between Mr. Trump and President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia, who appeared to talk the American president out of the idea.

It was the latest example of Mr. Trump altering his position after a personal interaction with Mr. Putin. He has acknowledged in the past that he has felt misled by the Russian president. But his frustration with Mr. Putin often dissipates quickly.

A little fluffing of Trump’s ego. A casual mention of Trump Tower Moscow. (Is Trump is still falling for that one?) Except Trump never get that that Comrade Putin is doing a Russian version of Lucy-and-the-football. Trump will never be in the exclusive World Autocrats Club. But knowing how desperately Trump wants it (even more than a Nobel Peace prize) means Putin can get Trump to salivate every time he rings that bell.

Trump has ticky tackied the Cabinet Room too, hasn’t he?

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Is this a private fight, or can anyone join?

No King’s One Million Rising movement – Next national day of protest Oct. 18
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You Have One Job Today

Make Trump & Co. sweat

Go here

Find a local protest. Show up in yooge numbers to defend the Constitution.

I know it’s pointless to ask people not to show up with a vast sea of signs, a virtual alphabet soup of pet issues. But today there is just one. Power in numbers, in unity of purpose.

Make the administration fret about what will happen when they lose power to a democratic uprising.

The general strike comes once we get the snowball rolling.

Here’s what I want to ask Speaker Mike Johnson and every professed American who still supports the wannbe king:

UPDATE: She brings the energy to my point. They’re already terrified. Of opponents in numbers.

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Is this a private fight, or can anyone join?

No King’s One Million Rising movement – Next national day of protest Oct. 18
50501 
May Day Strong
Freedom Over Fascism Toolkit
The Resistance Lab
Choose Democracy
Indivisible: A Guide to Democracy on the Brink 
You Have Power
Chop Wood, Carry Water
Thirty lonely but beautiful actions
Attending a Protest Surveillance Self-Defense

If These Are All Hate America Rallies…

A whole lot of Americans must hate America

Tomorrow is the big day. If you haven’t found your nearest protest and times, you can look for it here.

Today’s two minutes of slander was as over the top as the rest have been:

I’m not sure why they’ve gone so batshit crazy over this but it’s beyond absurd. It says a lot more about their own paranoia than it says about us. What are they so afraid of?

The Wars He’s Ended

If you were watching a documentary about cult leaders, that is exactly the kind of narcissistic delusions of grandeur you would expect to see. It’s getting worse every day.

The BBC broke down his claims about ending the wars:

President Trump has claimed that he has “ended 8 wars in just 8 months” in a social media post with the title “the president of peace”.

His latest addition to his list of wars “ended” is the two-year conflict between Israel and Hamas. The other seven were between Israel and Iran, Pakistan and India, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo, Thailand and Cambodia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, Egypt and Ethiopia, and Serbia and Kosovo.

A number of these conflicts lasted just days, although they were the result of long-standing tensions – and one of them had no fighting to end. It is also unclear whether some of the peace agreements will last.

BBC Verify has taken a closer look at the conflicts and how much credit the president can take for ending them.

Israel and Hamas

President Trump has received widespread praise for his role in brokering a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, involving the exchange of Israeli hostages for Palestinian prisoners.

But a lasting peace still requires a number of difficult issues to be resolved, including Hamas giving up its weapons and the establishment of a new government in Gaza. “It is a big but very fragile accomplishment,” argues Michael O’Hanlon, a defence and foreign policy expert at the Brookings Institution think tank.

He says Trump does deserve credit for being willing to push Israel more than previous US leaders. “However, this is only stage one and getting to a two-state solution will be even harder. If he pulls that off, he and anyone else key to the success do deserve the Nobel Peace Prize someday,” he adds

Israel and Iran

The 12-day conflict began when Israel hit targets in Iran on 13 June. The US carried out strikes on Iranian nuclear sites – a move widely seen as bringing the conflict towards a swift close.

On 23 June, Trump posted: “Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World.” After the hostilities ended, Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei insisted his country had secured a “decisive victory”.

Israel has since suggested it could strike Iran again to counter new threats. “There is no agreement on a permanent peace or on how to monitor Iran’s nuclear programme going forward,” argues Mr O’Hanlon.

“So what we have is more of a de facto ceasefire than an end to war, but I’d give him some credit, as the weakening of Iran by Israel – with US help – has been strategically significant.”

Pakistan and India

Tensions between these two nuclear-armed countries have existed for years, but in May hostilities broke out following an attack in Indian-administered Kashmir. After four days of strikes, Trump posted that India and Pakistan had agreed to a “FULL AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE”.

He said this was the result of “a long night of talks mediated by the United States”. Pakistan thanked Trump and later recommended him for the Nobel Peace Prize, citing his “decisive diplomatic intervention”.

India, however, played down talk of US involvement: “The talks regarding cessation of military action were held directly between India and Pakistan under the existing channels established between both militaries,” Indian Foreign Secretary Vikram Misri said.

Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo

Long-standing hostilities between these two countries flared up after the M23 rebel group seized mineral-rich territory in eastern DR Congo earlier in the year. In June, the two countries signed a peace agreement in Washington aimed at ending decades of conflict. Trump said it would help increase trade between them and the US.

The text called for “respect for the ceasefire” agreed between Rwanda and DRC in August 2024. Since the latest deal, both sides have accused each other of violating the ceasefire and the M23 rebels – which the UK and US have linked to Rwanda – have threatened to walk away from peace talks.

In July, the rebel group killed at least 140 people, including women and children, in eastern DR Congo, according to Human Rights Watch. “There’s still fighting between Congo and Rwanda – so that ceasefire has never really held,” says Margaret MacMillan, a professor of history who taught at the University of Oxford.

Thailand and Cambodia

On 26 July, Trump posted on Truth Social saying: “I am calling the Acting Prime Minister of Thailand, right now, to likewise request a Ceasefire, and END to the War, which is currently raging.” A couple of days later, the two countries agreed to an “immediate and unconditional ceasefire” after less than a week of fighting at the border.

Malaysia held the peace talks, but President Trump threatened to stop separate negotiations on reducing US tariffs (taxes on imports) unless Thailand and Cambodia stopped fighting. Both are heavily dependent on exports to the US.

On 7 August, Thailand and Cambodia reached an agreement aimed at reducing tensions along their shared border.

Armenia and Azerbaijan

The leaders of both countries said Trump should receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts in securing a peace deal, announced at the White House on 8 August. “I think he gets good credit here – the Oval Office signing ceremony may have pushed the parties to peace,” says Mr O’Hanlon.

In March, the two governments had said they were ready to end their nearly 40-year conflict centred on the status of Nagorno-Karabakh. The most recent, serious outbreak of fighting was in September 2023 when Azerbaijan seized the enclave (where many ethnic Armenians lived).

Egypt and Ethiopia

There was no “war” here for the president to end, but there have long been tensions over a dam on the River Nile. Ethiopia’s Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam was completed this summer with Egypt arguing that the water it gets from the Nile could be affected.

After 12 years of disagreement, Egypt’s foreign minister said on 29 June that talks with Ethiopia had ground to a halt.Trump said: “If I were Egypt, I’d want the water in the Nile.” He promised that the US was going to resolve the issue very quickly.

Egypt welcomed Trump’s words, but Ethiopian officials said they risked inflaming tensions. No formal deal has been reached between Egypt and Ethiopia to resolve their differences

Serbia and Kosovo

On 27 June, Trump claimed to have prevented an outbreak of hostilities between them, saying: “Serbia, Kosovo was going to go at it, going to be a big war. I said you go at it, there’s no trade with the United States. They said, well, maybe we won’t go at it.”

The two countries have long been in dispute – a legacy of the Balkan wars of the 1990s – with tensions rising in recent years. “Serbia and Kosovo haven’t been fighting or firing at each other, so it’s not a war to end,” Prof MacMillan told us.

The White House pointed us towards Trump’s diplomatic efforts in his first term. The two countries signed economic normalisation agreements in the Oval Office with the president in 2020, but they were not at war at the time.

To the extent that the US had any effect on ceasefires, he gets some credit for putting the hammer down on Netanyahu and threatening poor Thailand and Cambodia with a thousand percent tariffs. Azerbaijian and Armenia is a good outcome but he has no idea what his administration did, doesn’t know which countries were involved and couln’t find either of them on a map. For instance:

Pakistan and Iran… no.

The rest is equally bullshit and, except for the fragile peace in Gaza, are nothing any other president would call “ending wars.”

Trump notoriously knows absolutely nothing about history, But even so, that is ridiculous.

Here are just a few examples according to Gemini AI, so I’m sure it’s incomplete. But from what I see, this much is correct:

Military victories

  • Franklin D. Roosevelt and Harry S. Truman: Led the Allied forces to victory and ended World War II. Truman’s decision to drop atomic bombs on Japan ultimately led to its surrender.
  • Woodrow Wilson: Led the U.S. to victory in World War I.
  • George H.W. Bush: Orchestrated the 1991 coalition victory in the Gulf War against Iraq. 

Diplomatic mediation

  • Theodore Roosevelt: Won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1906 for his role in mediating the peace agreement that ended the Russo-Japanese War.
  • Jimmy Carter: Brokered the Camp David Accords in 1978, a peace agreement signed between Egyptian President Anwar Sadat and Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin. Sadat and Begin were jointly awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for their roles. Carter himself won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002 for his broader efforts in resolving international conflicts and championing human rights.
  • Bill Clinton: Played a significant role in mediating the 1995 peace agreement that ended the Bosnian War. He also contributed to the 1993 Oslo Accords between Israel and Palestine. 

Enduring or de-escalating conflicts

  • Dwight D. Eisenhower: Ended the Korean War with a truce in 1953.
  • John F. Kennedy: His actions during the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962, including negotiating with Soviet leaders, are credited with de-escalating the standoff and preventing a nuclear war.
  • Ronald Reagan: Presided over the winding down of the Cold War and engaged in summitry with Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev.
  • Barack Obama: Received the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 for “extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples” and for supporting nuclear non-proliferation.
  • Joe Biden: Oversaw the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Afghanistan, ending the longest war in U.S. history. 

He now sees himself as a religious figure, kind of like an Egyptian pharaoh, building great tributes to himself in an attempt to win in the afterlife. (He keeps talking about whether he’s going to get into heaven.)

It’s just getting weirder and weirder.