Rejoice! Armageddon is coming!!!
Servicemen asked to fight Armageddon complain that some of their superiors are gleeful about it. Jonathan Larsen reports at his Substack:
A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.
From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).
The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.
Larsen publishes a response from MRFF President Mikey Weinstein:
These calls have one damn thing in freaking common; our MRFF clients report the unrestricted euphoria of their commanders and command chains as to how this new “biblically-sanctioned” war is clearly the undeniable sign of the expeditious approach of the fundamentalist Christian “End Times” as vividly described in the New Testament Book of Revelation.
Many of their commanders are especially delighted with how graphic this battle will be zeroing in on how bloody all of this must become in order to fulfill and be in 100% accordance with fundamentalist Christian end of the world eschatology.
God help them that they don’t have to face not only Iranian missiles but also the wrath of Kendall Brown, a livid TikToker who claims her husband is on active duty. Her video excoriating supporters of God’s anointed one went viral. She calls them all monsters.
The video hurt some delicate MAGA feelings. (They can dish it out but they can’t take it.) Democrats in Congress would do well to express similar righteous rage (with fewer expletives). It might boost their approval ratings with voters who perceive Democrats as weak.
Brown references the problem thousands of servicemembers aboard the carrier USS Gerald R. Ford are having with simply using the toilets. They don’t work properly. Insert your own “-ageddon” joke here (NPR, Jan. 17):
On board the carrier, the crew is battling a toilet system that the General Accountability Office reported in 2020 was undersized and poorly designed. The system continues to fail during deployment, forcing the crew of 4,600 sailors to live with a system that randomly breaks down during their months at sea.
NPR has obtained documents that include a series of emails that detail the ship’s effort to grapple with the breakdowns. Problems with the Vacuum Collection, Holding and Transfer (VCHT) system increased in 2025. The vacuum system was adopted in part from the cruise ship industry. It uses less water, but the system used by USS Ford is more complex. Breakdowns have been reported since the $13 billion carrier first deployed in 2023.
“Every day that the entire crew is present on the ship, a trouble call has been made for ship’s force personnel to repair or unclog a portion of the VCHT system, since June 2023,” reads an undated document provided by the Navy, through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
After participating in the Venezuela action, rather than returning to port for repairs, Trump dispatched the carrier immediately to the Persian Gulf region to attack Iran. Observers in the Indian subcontinent are having a good laugh over the shit problem. Lots of social media posts on it from Pakistan, India, and China.
No worries, says U.S. Fleet Forces Command (USFFC): “More than eight months into an extended deployment, the Sailors of USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78) continue to demonstrate resilience, professionalism, and sustained morale while serving far from home.”
That’s not what The New York Times hears about the ship’s extended deployment:
The Navy typically schedules ships for six-month deployments and tries to avoid having them go longer than seven. This week, however, the Ford marked its eighth month on deployment.
Members of the crew have told The New York Times that morale on the ship dipped after their deployment was first extended and has cratered since it was ordered to the Middle East.
With waiting 45 minutes to use a toilet, sailors won’t have time to think about Armageddon. Win-win.







