Oddsmakers bet against reality-based community

When I Googled Andy Borowitz‘s name just now, the AI offered “Is Andy Borowitz satire?” Why Google Borowitz? In reading the Breaking News headlines at The New Republic‘s landing page, it strikes me that in our new autocratic reality it’s becoming harder than ever to distinguish reality from satire. Viewed slightly askance, any of TNR’s headlines might be a Borowitz headline. Reality is challenging satire to a fight to the death.
Fox Host Suddenly Gets Amnesia About Trump’s Plan to Deport Citizens
Republican Says Pete Hegseth’s Group Chat Is Fine Because of … 9/11?
Trump Sends the Economy Tanking Over Fight With Fed Chair
Ron Johnson Goes Full 9/11 Truther in Deranged Rant
MAGA Republicans Get Ready to Gut Medicaid to Help Trump
See what I mean? (from Borowitz’s site):
Houthis Send Friend Request to Hegseth’s Wife
Trump Urges Vatican to Select New Pope from Cast of “Fox & Friends”
Harvard to Award Trump Honorary Doctorate for Making its Approval Rating Soar
Scrolling down the TNR page is a column echoing a Bluesky post from former FBI agent Asha Rangappa. She responds to a Donald Trump Truth Social spew about how we must deport “violent criminals and terrorists” without court hearings because, he claims “without exaggeration,” that doing so would take 200 years. Fail to send them all to a foreign gulag post haste and “we are not going to have a country any longer,” Trump says, replaying one of his greatest hits from at least 2015. Back then it was about securing the border. His reissue is about voiding constitutional rights.

Rangappa responds:
Congress literally created an Alien Terrorist Removal Court for the expeditious removal of aliens who are designated as terrorists, under a preponderance of evidence standard.
I think problem isn’t the time it would take, but the fact that the government would have to produce actual evidence
The problem is that Mr. Truthful Hyperbole is a bit short on evidence against both Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the Fifth Amendment. Thus, the TNR subhead reads “That’s precisely why the accusations are getting wilder.” The administration admitted in court (where lying can get an attorney prosecuted and disbarred) that its whisking Abrego Garcia off to El Salvador was an “administrative error.” But since mini-Roy Cohn never admits an error, outside of court Trump lackeys simply raise the ante.
Melissa Gira Grant writes:
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt doubled down, not only insisting that Abrego Garcia was “a foreign terrorist and an MS-13 gang member” but even accusing him of “human trafficking”—a wild new claim.
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The day after Leavitt’s vile accusation in the White House press room, the Department of Homeland Security issued an elaborate press release purporting to provide records of Abrego Garcia’s wrongdoing, writing that “intelligence reports found that he was involved in human trafficking.” The basis for this report, apparently first generated on April 17, was a traffic stop in Tennessee in 2022, after which Abrego Garcia was sent on his way with a verbal warning about his expired license. No suspected trafficking was reported by the state trooper on the scene. DHS called this a “bombshell” report. “The facts speak for themselves, and they reek of human trafficking,” Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin said of the report. Abrego Garcia’s wife said he was likely just driving people to construction sites for work, as he often had. This is extremely thin stuff for a trafficking accusation.
So why did the administration suddenly layer on a new allegation? It’s part of a broader escalation. Around the same time, Attorney General Pam Bondi said on Fox, “Every liberal journalist who has called him a ‘Maryland man’ and saying he was rightfully in this country should be apologizing tonight to President Trump.”
Kneel before Zod, you worms!
Then on April 18 Trump posted a badly doctored photo purporting to show Abrego Garcia’s hand with “MS-13 tattooed on his knuckles.” Gives ham-fisted a new meaning, doesn’t it? Trump 2.0 is turning reality on its head.
The courts are not immune to this bullshit but are still resistant to it. Grant notes that “the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit issued a ‘blistering‘ order against Trump and Abrego Garcia’s removal.” Bullshit detecting is their business, after all.
Trump 2.0 “underestimated how many people would refuse to go along” with his campaign of terror against immigrants, explains Grant. “Every day they have to hear demands to bring Abrego Garcia home makes their lies about him less powerful.” The whole thing would make great satire if it weren’t also true that Trump’s terror campaign is worldwide.
When Haitians were the scapegoats du jour, Trump brayed, “They’re eating the dogs … they’re eating the cats.” Trump is stealing Borowitz’s act. Headlines since he took office demonstrate that. Except he’s not acting.
The massive public protests against Trump are not just about his assault on immigrants or on reality. Protesters presume the constitutional rights of all Americans are next. Because where will Stephen Miller turn once he runs out of noncitizens to gulag?
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