Hi folks. I’m back. Busy time, lots going on, blah, blah, blah. But, I’m cleared for take-off and don’t expect to be off-line for the forseeable future.
I just heard the big news about the Hussein boys. They sure were dumb, though for hiding out in their cousins villa in the Saddam stronghold of Mosul. And, just when people were getting antsy about the fact that Saddam seemed to be running a guerilla campaign against the Americans while simultaneously scaring the hell out of the Iraqi population by threatening to resume power. Is this a lucky day for America, or what?
I do hope the people who fingered them weren’t the same people who fingered Saddam in the first night of the war, though. Because, I don’t know how many people are aware of this, but according to the Washington Post:
Moseley blamed poor information from Iraqi sources for the strike on the first night of the war against a compound at Dora Farm on the outskirts of Baghdad suspected of sheltering Hussein and his two sons. Despite getting a precise description of a bunker there, Moseley said, no bunker has been found in a postwar investigation.
Nonetheless, the general defended the attack, saying he remains convinced some Iraqi leaders members were present when U.S. bombs and cruise missiles blasted the compound. He said that strike, as well as another against a residential Baghdad building also suspected — apparently falsely — of housing Hussein, demonstrated U.S. resolve and capabilities.
This is one of the big problems when an administration loses all credibility. You just don’t believe a word they say until all facts have been completely confirmed every which way. At this point, they have to put the sons’ heads on a pike and parade them all over the country before anyone will believe them. And, that’t here in the US. I don’t know what it will take to convince the Iraqis.
UPDATE: Apparently, they are absolutely sure. Good riddance. It is unfortunate, however, that they couldn’t take them alive. They were probably the best sources for where Saddam himself is and what happened to those pesky WMD. Oh well.
Oooh. Time to hose down all those panting Bush fans again. You know how they get when Commander Codpiece gets all manly ‘n shit. Especially when he’s inviting attacks on American soldiers. That is so cool. I bet it skeers all those cowardly lil’ Arabs half to death to hear a big tuff Murikan prezdunt call ’em out like that.
It reminds me of when he drunkenly drove up on the front lawn of the family home and challenged his father to fight him “mano a mano.” That’s what real men — cowboys — do.
Researchers at the University of Georgia conducted an experiment involving 35 homophobic men and 29 nonhomophobic men as measured by the Index of Homophobia scale. All the participants selected for the study described themselves as exclusively heterosexual both in terms of sexual arousal and experience.
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Each participant was exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual and lesbian videotapes (but not necessarily in that order). Their degree of sexual arousal was measured by penile plethysmography, which precisely measures and records male tumescence.
Men in both groups were aroused by about the same degree by the video depicting heterosexual sexual behavior and by the video showing two women engaged in sexual behavior. The only significant difference in degree of arousal between the two groups occurred when they viewed the video depicting male homosexual sex: ‘The homophobic men showed a significant increase in penile circumference to the male homosexual video, but the control [nonhomophobic] men did not.’
And the minute the horny homophobes left the room, they ran right out and engaged in some heavy man-on-dog action (and I’m not talking about the missuz.)
Gay sex is one of those “gateway” things, dontcha know.
“Let me be clear that I have nothing against homosexuals, or any other group, promoting their agenda through normal democratic means…every group has the right to persuade its fellow citizens that its view of such matters is the best … But persuading one’s fellow citizens is one thing, and imposing one’s views in absence of democratic majority will is something else.“
That is a beautiful thing, yes? Justice Scalia does not believe in imposing one’s views in the absence of democratic majority will. If you can’t persuade one’s fellow citizens of something then you just shouldn’t impose your will on them. That’s what it’s all about.
But, I sure wish that Nino would have given us a little clue as to how we ought to determine that all-important “will of the majority,” because his decisions and the actions of his political allies make it a bit difficult to know how it’s supposed to be done these days.
We know that gaining a half a million vote plurality in a national election is completely irrelevant to any determination of a winner on a logical, legal or moral basis. One should never let something simple like that get in the way of anachronistic rules of centuries gone by as a way of informing themselves as to the democratic majority will.
We also know that even the traditional way of determining the democratic majority will — counting all the votes — is not acceptable because it could irreparably harm one of the party’s claim to have won. It’s going to be tough from now on to win a disputed election because that irreparable harm thing is pretty much inevitable in any contest where a winner and loser are determined.
And if Bush vs. Gore taught us one thing it’s that arbitrary rules and conflicting deadlines are sacrosanct when determining the will of the democratic majority prior to the votes being completely counted.
However, if a party does not like the democratic majority will after the election has been determined, it is perfectly acceptable to remove elected officials through partisan impeachments, recalls and ad hoc gerrymandering.
Nino and his allies believe that democratic majority will should be respected above all other things.
I can’t help but feel just a little bit sorry for Justice Clarence Thomas. Clearly, he feels ashamed that his appointment to the Supreme Court is seen in the same light that many see other forms of affirmative action policies. Indeed, one can assume that certain people see his appointment as being the fulfillment of an African American quota, which can only be deeply embarrassing to an extreme conservative such as he.
However, he needs to ask himself whether the problem is the policy or the company he keeps.
In the liberal circles I inhabit, I can’t say that anyone assumes that African Americans or hispanics or women are somehow less qualified for the jobs they do. That stigma certainly doesn’t apply in politics or the professions. If I even made note of the fact that say, an airline pilot was black, I would probably assume that he had been trained by the military as are most commercial pilots. I wouldn’t assume that he was less qualified than others.
My doctor is an African American woman. It never occurred to me to think that she got into medical school, and managed to graduate cum laude, complete a residency at Johns Hopkins and teach at a major medical center without somebody, somewhere, flunking her out if she started killing patients. But, I guess that’s just me.
Liberals, being the standardless relativists that we are, don’t judge people on the basis of whether they are a different color or gender. That’s one of our things, you know? Our assumption is that if you might need help in getting into college, you surely aren’t going to be able to graduate and succeed in the world beyond that if you can’t deliver. In fact, I would argue that most liberals believe that women and racial minorities have to be better than others in order to achieve the same things — they are cut much less slack, overall.
We don’t hate Thomas because he’s black or because he was a recipient of affirmative action. We hate him because he’s an extreme right wing radical who nonetheless claims the mantle of racial victimhood and uses it dishonestly in the service of bigotry. Instead of recognizing that the same old racists are using the epithet “affirmative action admission” as a way of saying that racial minorities are inferior, he blames those who are trying to mitigate that bigotry by developing systems like affirmative action.
If Clarence finds himself feeling ashamed of being the beneficiary of affirmative action then Clarence needs to take up the issue with those who really do see racial minorities as being less qualified because of it. He, of all people, is in a unique position to have a long chat with those in his social circle who mutter “typical affirmative action type” under their breaths and fret to their friends down at the club about the new hispanic lawyer their law firm was “forced” to hire. Because I can guarantee that it isn’t the liberals who are saying these things. It’s Thomas’ best friends and closest colleagues.
I can understand why he might get the impression that everybody thinks that racial minorities are “given” sinecures and special treatment because that’s the way itit’s perceived in the insular right wing world in which he lives. He needs to take it up with Nino, Rush, Bill and Newt at the next bar-b-que.
They’re the ones with the problem, Clarence, not us.
Update: He probably should start by taking a little walk down the hall to Big Bill’s office. Via Atrios, we see how old Bill felt about that wonderful highlight of American jurisprudence “Plessy vs. Ferguson.” Clarence needs to give his good friend a piece of his mind, if he’s truly concerned about how African Americans are “perceived” in our society.
Atrios’ link is bloggered. Scroll down to Rhenquist 1952 from Sunday.
Kos has an interesting post up today about the military and it’s political leanings. He says:
First of all, most military people I served with (and I was in a combat arms unit — artillery) were apolitical. I served overseas, so perhaps the hassle of voting absentee made people less likely to participate, but in any case most people didn’t bother voting.
Of those who did vote, there were three blocs — the officer corps, which was very Republican, the southern gun-culture whites, who were also Republican, and the northern whites, all African-Americans, and all Latinos, who were Democrats.
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But there’s a shift — an important one — amongst the top military brass. These are men and women who appreciate the social benefits bestowed upon our servicemembers — benefits like housing and food and an aggressive affirmative action program that ensures we maintain the best trained, highest morale fighting force in the world. They do not appreciate GOP efforts to curtail such programs in the “real” world.
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Generals Shinseki and Clark are the highest profile examples of this new outspoken breed of left-leaning top brass, but they are not alone.
I think the reason why the officer corps might be moving toward the Democrats is that, aside from the fact that, as Kos says, they are, “sick and tired of constant deployment, and see the damage that perpetual (and unnecessary) war causes with troop morale, reenlistment rates, and the general well-being of their troops,” they are also an inherently conservative group.
Their belief system requires a fealty to tradition, rules and personal honor. They might not be entirely happy with civilian cultural norms, but they have respect for the democratic system and over time they have come to accept the necessity for diversity and cultural change as part of their own military tradition. Along with a large part of the country and the world, the American military recognizes that a commitment to racial and gender equality and an appreciation for basic social services and educational opportunity is no longer an experiment in social change but an accepted bedrock conservative value — a just and honorable tradition, made from well over half a century of successful implementation.
What is not a conservative value is dishonest, PR-style, opaque communication and lack of accountability. The military does not function well in a system of swirling, circular logic and post-modern cognitive relativism. The “War Show” is not Reality TV to these guys. It’s just plain old reality.
Therefore, it is unsurprising that you would see quite a few in the military being very disconcerted by what the modern Republican party is becoming. These are people who are actually conservative — and the Republican Party just isn’t. They are radicals.
Kos points out an editorial in the The Army Times (subscriber only) that begins like this:
Nothing but lip service
(Issue Date: June 30, 2003)
In recent months, President Bush and the Republican-controlled Congress have missed no opportunity to heap richly deserved praise on the military. But talk is cheap — and getting cheaper by the day, judging from the nickel-and-dime treatment the troops are getting lately.
This is a case where no amount of spinning and plausible deniability can deny to any individual service member that they are personally getting screwed.
I agree with Kos that this is an exceptionally good issue for the Democrats. I can’t imagine that Americans really believe that it is patriotic to give tax cuts to millionaires while failing to adequately provide for these guys and their families. If the citizens of this country do not find that kind of trade-off offensive, particularly when the President assumes the mantle of military leader as if he’s Ike and Black Jack Pershing rolled into one, then we are so far gone in delusional, irrational thinking that it may just be hopeless.
In this article, it is said that noted herbalist and cultural observer Michael Savage Weiner writes in his bestselling book “Weiner’s Herbal,” that when you are feeling a little bit peaked, a little bit low — and your dietary supplement, KavaAndroPhedraTest doesn’t get the blood pumping like it used to, a coffee enema might be in order.
According to Modern Manna, a prayer group and coffee enema web-site, “a coffee enema, when done properly, causes the liver to produce more bile, opens the bile ducts, and causes the bile to flow. In this process, a toxic liver can dump many of its toxins into the bile and get rid of them in just a few minutes.”
There are many ways to mix your “backdoor pick-me-up,” but Savage Weiner’s personal ingredient preference, and that which he says is the most important, are the high quality beans picked by child sex slaves in the Brazilian jungle. (The beans aren’t any better, but he likes to support the productive corporate coffee producers who make their economy run efficiently.) And, needless to say, he does recommend that you cool that cup ‘o java down to less than 100 degrees (although “some like it hot.” )
There is one tiny little side-effect, however. He admits that if you repeatedly give yourself 10 to 15 coffee enemas a day, you may get addicted to the unusual “caffeine rush,” and then your liver begins to expell toxic right wing bile which you will fell compelled to spew in public. Sadly, the truly hooked often hit bottom and end up doing it in front of cameras purely for money. Apparently, they compulsively watch and listen to each other. Indeed, an entire industry exists to service this bizarre obsession.
Oddly, despite their strong stand against mind altering drugs, every single member of the Republican caucus in Washington refused to allow hearings about the growing caffeine enema crisis in rural America. Evidence suggests that the CE epidemic rivals the crystal meth and oxycontin problems throughout the Heartland, but oddly seems to be most prevalent around the Washington DC beltway, thus explaining the unusual number of Starbucks outlets in an area so proud of its “common touch” and connection with “real Americans.”
The only CE issue the congress acted upon was the so-called DeLay/Hatch “jitters” bill, which changed the name of French Roast cafe to Freedom Roast Java. (It passed the House handily, but required a very bright-eyed and fast-talking Vice President to break the tie in the Senate after midnight. It remains in conference where it is said that Folgers lobbyists have repeatedly passed their $150 “gift” limit. The “caffeine-conferees” as they are called, are determined to bring a bill to the president by labor day if they have to stay up night after night hashing out the differences.)
Weiner admits that coffee enemas are not for everyone. In fact, they are really only helpful for middle aged white males who are looking for new careers in the media or politics but are physically repulsive and have no talent. These are the people that CE’s are designed to help. For everyone else, Caveat Emptor.
And, take a pass on the non-dairy creamer. Real men take it strong and black.
Abbas said that at Aqaba, Bush promised to speak with Sharon about the siege on Arafat. He said nobody can speak to or pressure Sharon except the Americans.
According to Abbas, immediately thereafter Bush said: “God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.”
Gee, I wonder if he could fit in smiting world hunger and revealing a cure for male pattern baldness before the debates?
And, in what form do you suppose these messages from God come, anyway? Stone tablets? Vivid dreams? Memos from Karl Rove’s office?
As those smarter than I have already suggested, perhaps it’s time we turned the tables on their lying asses.
You want to run on the war, Maverick? Then maybe you would like to explain to the American people how they’re supposed to feel so safe in your big, manly embrace when you obviously let a bunch of terrorists run off with the makings of dirty bombs and huge amounts of fully weaponized bio-chem WMD, right under your nose.
At least we knew where they were when Saddam was in power, didn’t we Colin?
C’mon Condi, you assured us quaking Muricans that if we took out Saddam that we’d be keeping the weapons out of the hands of terrorists. Are you going to try to convince us that it was worse to have them in the hands of Saddam than to NOT KNOW WHO HAS THEM OR WHERE THEY ARE?
So, where the fuck are the weapons?
We know Saddam and Osama are on the run and we’re smokin’ ’em out of their caves and all, but let’s hope they haven’t been able to stash those“thousands of tons of chemical agents, including mustard gas, sarin nerve gas, VX nerve gas” that we knew were in Iraq right before the war. We already have evidence that the spent uranium that the IAEA had carefully catalogued and kept under lock and key was looted by somebody while American troops just stood outside the gates and watched. What happened to it? (Ever heard of a suitcase bomb, Junior? Even a little one sure could make a mess of shopping mall or an office building.)
Who but TRAINED TERRORISTS could waltz around an Arab country in the middle of a war and steal a bunch of unconventional weapons, huh Rummy? It’s looking pretty damned likely that bin Laden and Saddam, whose organizations the administration claimed had been meeting for over a decade, and both of whom are also missing, are together in a cave somewhere with a bunch of lethal weapons preparing their next attack on America. How could you have let this happen?
Thanks, folks. Thanks a lot. If this is what the Republicans call “Mission Accomplished” you’ve got to wonder which side they’re actually on.
*I’m serious, here. We will get nowhere by trying to take these guys down with standard logical arguments. They are not playing by those rules and we can no longer afford to. The NY Times is now saying openly that lying is just a form of selling an idea to the public (as long as it isn’t about consensual sex.)
Okey dokey. So, just as we should start using the phrases “Bush’s economic plan,” “dangerous” and “socialism” in the same breath, we should use their wartime propaganda to our advantage — “Saddam and al Qaeda,” missing WMD”, “dirty suitcase bomb,” “on the run.”
Over half the country believes (or pretends they believe) that al Qaeda were in cahoots with Saddam and that Iraq was crawling with nukes and bio-chem weapons before the war — because these guys made that case. By taking them at their word and asking the obvious questions that follow, they either have to admit they lied or explain why the public shouldn’t be worried that the weapons — and the evil ones who hate us, Saddam and Osama — are all unaccounted for.
These guys are 100% in charge. What do they now propose to do about all these unconventional weapons and America-hating terrorists that are now on the loose because we invaded Iraq and obviously didn’t have any clue about how we were going to secure them?
Bush is running as the flyboy hero who is winning the War on Terrorism.
Well now, that all depends on how you look at it, doesn’t it?
I got a lot of mail this morning from people criticizing my alleged fickelness for writing positive posts about Clark, Dean and Edwards.
Just so you know, I may very likely write positive articles about every other candidate, as well. In this election I’m not going to bash any Democrats (unless they do something really egregious.) I’m not interested, at this point, in any more hand-wringing about the Party and I don’t feel like indulging in self-flaggelation. Winners aren’t self-loathing.
We Democrats don’t annoint our candidates in the smoke filled boardroom of the Carlyle Group the way the Republicans do. Our primaries are real. They are an open field for every candidate to make his or her case. It’s rough and tumble and often self-defeating, but at least it’s democratic. Normally, I’m up for the fight, but this time I’m looking at it differently.
I have, in years gone by, worked for candidates in the primaries. I was a big supporter of Hart in both 84 and 88. And, I liked Clinton early, too. I was never entirely focused on the general election in those cases. Instead I was focused on the candidate himself, the direction of the party, laying the groundwork for the future and developing an overall political strategy. In other words, I was being a good citizen, involved in civic affairs and voting my conscience. I cared about winning, but I never saw politics in solely those terms. I was in it for the long haul.
But, that was then and this is now.
We are in the midst of a radical experiment in both domestic and foreign policy — all of the institutional safeguards are dysfunctional and the people are overwhelmed with an unprecedented barrage of soothing images, cognitive dissonance and white noise. The power to conduct this radical experiment was attained by undemocratic means and is being consolidated with the same underhanded processes. The potential ramifications of this political revolution are as serious as anything we’ve experienced in the history of this country. This is no drill. They will continue to push the edge of the envelope until they are stopped. They have no self-governance.
So, I don’t care about anything this time but winning the presidential election. The Republican Party has demonstrated that they cannot be trusted to hold this much power and the presidency is the quickest, most efficient way for us to check it. I will vote for any breathing Democrat (and maybe even one who’s not) running against Bush.
But, I can’t tell the future and neither can anyone else. Because my calculation is based solely upon who can beat Bush, I can’t choose a candidate based on a combination of where I would like to see the country go and the practical notion of electability, as it should be, but rather solely on who can win in the political environment of the fall of 2004. (It’s cynical, I know, but I don’t feel very idealistic. It’s a war of survival at this point.) It’s simply too early to tell
So, for now, I will continue to highlight the strengths of each candidate and try to analyze what all of them bring to the party that could be useful in defeating Bush. And, I refuse to give the Wurlitzer any extra notes to play. They – and the servile jades of the press – used Bradley to beat Gore over the head mercilessly and in a close election (which this is likely to be) these things count.
I’ve concluded, with great distress, that this media age has had the effect of trivializing politics and blurring the distinction between fantasy and reality to such an extent that, in this instance anyway, we must capitulate to that and learn to exploit it. So, considering how high the stakes are, my prime interest in a Democratic candidate is in how he can be marketed rather than whether his ideas are the right ones. Sadly, I don’t think ideas in and of themselves are particularly relevant at the moment — it’s what they symbolize, how they affect the competition’s game plan and how well they are framed in the mind of the public. The single most important thing has nothing to do with policy or philosophy. It is the likeability of the man himself, what heroic “type” he represents, and the “feeling” he engenders in the public.
However, we must also take into account the fact that the electorate is closely divided and turn-out is going to be essential. This requires that candidates also inspire our ideological base in an environment where many are paralysed and hopeless at the sight of a Republican onslaught so shockingly aggressive that it seems that the entire nation is dealing with it by putting its fingers in its ears and singing “lalalalalalalal.” The candidate has to make Democrats believe that he has the balls to take the punches and come up fighting. Otherwise, it’s very tempting to make the choice to see this whole thing as a reality game show that you can tune out until next week when you like the story line better. (That’s one of the effects of the non-stop shoutfests. Their omnipresence and constantly high decible level, no matter whether it’s Laci, Clinton’s cock or nuclear war, has created the impression that it’s all posturing. This makes it easy for people to simply switch the channel and pretend that Bush is no worse than anybody else.)
It would be pretty to think that the Green delusion is true — that there exists a great untapped liberal constituency in the non-voting public, but there is little evidence to suggest that’s true. So, in addition to rousing the grassroots (which I believe is best done through rhetoric, not emphasis on policy) the candidate will also have to be prepared to reach out to the swing voters who are too dumb to see that the difference between the two parties in this era is so great that if you don’t know which you are then you shouldn’t vote. (While I generally consider the political press to be part of the hostile beltway establishment, I think they are really just stupid swing voters. They’ll go with the sexy candidate — or at least allow themselves to be sufficiently seduced by him to neutralize their establishment bias.)
So, basically we are on two tracks. One is to inspire the base and fight back. And, the other is to field a candidate who knows how to swim in the post modernist media muck and who can be explained to a confused and disengaged electorate in symbolic heroic terms. The person who will win must do both. That’s who I’m looking for and only through the trial by fire of a real campaign can this man emerge.
None of this is to say that Democrats shouldn’t pick a candidate early and work in the primaries for them. Indeed, it is a necessity if we hope to get the best person nominated. But, it’s not going to be me. I just can’t see this election in those terms and I wouldn’t be a very good partisan for any particular candidate at this point.
Right now, I’m a supporter of all and a denigrator of none. Perhaps in 6 months time, it will have all become clear. If the race remains close then and I think I’ve found the guy, then I’ll probably write about why I think that’s the case.
Until then, godspeed all you Dean, Kerry, Edwards etc supporters. I love ’em all. And whoever wins, I’m behind him 100% percent.