If they think it’s a good idea to turn America’s attention to the fact that Bush lied and exaggerrated and misled the American people on Iraq dozens of times on national television, in great detail, so be it. It’s hard to make this president look even worse than he already does, but watching a bunch of blowhard GOP Senators try to explain his actions might just do it.
Awakening The Mook Vote
Billmon talks about Howard Stern’s booting from six Clear Channel stations on Tuesday, ostensibly because of Stern’s Stern’s Tuesday broadcast in which they say he used sexually explicit language and graphically discussed a pornographic videotape. (He interviewed the man attached to the appendage in Paris Hilton’s video.)
Understandably, that was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I’m sure he’s never before sunk so low as to feature an interview with someone in the (gasp) porn business.
Obviously, Clear Channel would never, ever try to censor someone for political reasons. That’s just unthinkable. So, even though some people might think that his Monday broadcast was the real reason he was fired, they wouldn’t be right. Clear Channel, home of Rush Limbaugh and Dr Laura, would never try to stifle free speech by firing someone who said something like this:
Howard: …over the vacation I read Al Franken’s book, Lying liars who… it’s great.
Robin: Yeah?
Howard: It’s a great… He is phenomenal.
Artie: He’s a funny guy.
Robin: That’s the one that Bill O’Reilly was upset about.
Howard: I can see why.
Robin: Yeah?
Howard: He does a thing. It’s really funny… I bought the book, and I said on my vacation I’m going to read Al Franken’s book. Lying liars who lie… I don’t even know the title. And uh… the first page he insults me.
Robin: Really?
Howard: yeah, he talks about how I’m, like me and uhh Ann Coulter are McCarthyites or something… like ya know it’s was just really insulting. And I And I And I And I just said, ya know…
Robin: You, and Ann Coulter, that’s interesting.
Howard: I can get past this if Al doesn’t like me. But, I’m not even sure why I’m like McCarthy, but, evidently I am, according to AL and ya know what, if Al says it it must be true because
Robin: because you loved this book and he was right on about everything…
Howard: I loved the book, and he seems to be right on about everything. If you read this book you will never vote for George W Bush.
Robin: Yeah?
Howard: Because, what he does is, he takes everything that you’ve seen in the newspaper, and goes back and he get 12 Harvard kids…
Artie: (Laughing)
Howard: …to research everything and to find out what really happened…
Robin: uh huh?
Howard: and when you find out the truth about stuff, it is just frightening and he does a chapter on uhh on Hannity and Colmes from the Fox news network that is so funny… I mean I can’t even tell you how funny it is.
Robin: Really? I’ve got to get this book.
Howard: Somebody outta fund him some money then let him make a movie like what’s his name does, Micheal Moore.
Robin: Yeah.
Howard: Yeah. He is he is really good.
Robin: Well he’s going to be on that radio, the liberal radio network.
Howard: I’ll listen to him. I’ll listen to him if it’s as good as that book.
Robin; that’s what he’s planning to do
Howard: Lying liars who lie or something like that
Robin; I know it’s all about lies that lying liars tell.
Howard: Yeah, and it’s really funny.
Artie: Well he’s one of those guys even if you disagree with his politics you think he’s funny…
Howard: Yeah!
Artie: …because he’s such a funny guy
Robin: But he convinced you it sounds.
Howard: Oh oh… he was so it was awesome, the book is awesome. I’m going to give tone…
Robin: All right, I’m going to get it.
Howard: …to Scott Depace who’s like one of those guys who the republicans can do no wrong.
Fred: (Southern Accent) No thank you!
Howard: (Southern Accent) I’m not readin’ that!
Fred: (Southern Accent) I’m not readin’ nun uh dat der bull…
Robin: (Southern Accent) I don’t want my mind opened.
Howard: (Southern Accent) Don’t open up my mind.
Robin: (Southern Accent) I like it closed.
Howard: Well I’ve been feeling really horrible about George W Bush since what’s going on with the FCC and what’s going on in this country with stem cell research. What’s going on now
Robin: the abortion thing
Howard: the abortion thing. I feel that there’s way too much government in our lives, and I can’t believe G W Bush is behind it. I think this guy is a religious fanatic and a Jesus freak.
Robin: Uh huh.
Howard: and he is just on a hell bent on getting some sort bizarro agenda through, like a country club agenda that his father will be finally proud of him. And uhh I I umm I don’t know much about Kerry but I think that I’m one of them anybody but Bush guys now, ever since the FCC stuff went down and it directly effects me and even some of the things with the economy.
Baba Booey: Don’t you think that it’s weird…
Robin: Well, the economy is a big a huge issue.
Howard: I don’t think G W is going to win. What do you think of that?
So, suddenly John Hogan, Bush Ranger and CEO of Clear Channel discovers that Howards Stern talks about pornography on his show and is offended.
The day after Stern made the above remarks.
Coincidence, I’m sure.
Billmon believes that Karl is orchestrating this and using Clear Channel as a cut-out to appeal to the religious fnatics who seem to be holding his hand over a flaming burner these days. He may be right.
But, he also says, and I agree, that they are playing with fire with another Bush constituency — the “Fuck You boys,” as Stan Greenberg calls them, or simply the “Mooks” as I call them. Young, white, male assholes, basically. If they vote, it’s usually because they’ve been told to by their culture heroes.
The mooks worship Howard. He is their Rush Limbaugh and if he turns it into a crusade, they’ll vote. These guys are amongst the vast alienated 50% of Americans who aren’t usually interested in politics. Take away their Howard and they just might get motivated.
Might I just mention before I get a slew of e-mails about what a misogynist jerk Howard Stern is, that I agree that he’s a misogynist jerk but at this point I just can’t get too worked up about it when Rush “Hitlery killed Vince Foster” Limbaugh is being feted at the White House and given a national forum in which to excuse his felonious money laundering and doctor shopping. If he has freedom of speech, then Stern has freedom of speech, period. And if Stern can bring in a few mook votes then I’m with him. I have no interest in playing purity games when this kind of blatent corporate/political gamesmanship is going on.
Furthermore, it’s just a little bit galling that a violent, pornographic snuff film that features 15 minutes of big juicy close-ups of hunks of flesh flying off the human body as it is flogged with barbed whips is deemed appropriate for children by supposedly good Christians while they have a complete hissy fit over a 5 second long shot of Janet Jackson’s nipple on television.
These people are intellectually incoherent and have no business lecturing anyone in this country about morality.
Corrected to reflect that the correct sadistic flesh gouging implement of the period was not barbed wire, but barbed whips.
Changing The Most Fundamental Institution Of Civilization
After more than two centuries of American jurisprudence and millennia of human experience, a few judges and local authorities are presuming to change the most fundamental institution of civilization. Their actions have created confusion on an issue that requires clarity.
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The union of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution, honored and encouraged in all cultures and by every religious faith. Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society. Marriage cannot be severed from its cultural, religious and natural roots without weakening the good influence of society.
Government, by recognizing and protecting marriage, serves the interests of all. President George W. Bush
As all 6 of my readers know, I have not only written against gay marriage, but have also been a proponent of changing marriage back to its traditional meaning — abduction of a woman and seizure of her family’s property.
I’m sick and tired of people constantly chipping away at our most sacred institution. Contrary to what our Dear Leader said, while it is true that the human desire for sexual “union” of a man and a woman has been enduring (as well as the sexual union of a man and a man and a woman and woman and in Rick Santorum’s case, a man and his dog), the human institution of marriage has been battered about by every culture and every religion like a ping pong ball. It must stop.
Therefore, I am deeply disappointed in our president’s decision to back a mealy mouthed constitutional amendment defining “marriage” as just a “union” between a man and a woman that fails to reverse the enormous changes to our most sacred institution that have already taken place just in the last century! My God, does the man have no respect for tradition?
As I have written before, divorce, birth control, women’s rights and interracial marriage were all proposed over the vociferous objections of advocates of traditional marriage like me and look where it has led. Now, the concept of marriage is so frayed that it is in danger of disappearing as an institution altogether if we allow gay people to partake. Meanwhile, George W. Bush does nothing to return the institution to its correct traditional moorings.
If we are going to start holding the line on marriage, it is only right that we take on divorce, at least. Certainly, none of the advocates of traditional marriage can argue that taking a succession of wives or husbands while your real wife or husband still lives, is a slap in the face of everything we know to be true about the sanctity of marriage. It’s bigamy, actually. (Or trigamy, in the case of Newt Gingrich, which is coming damned close to polygamy or maybe even group sex. See where that slippery slope leads?)
Let’s not kid ourselves. As good conservatives noted back in 1916 when they successfully turned back many of the divorce laws, divorce is largely a matter of selfishness on the part of women who refuse to acknowledge their “traditional” role as a second class citizen in the “fundamental institution of civilization.” Let’s not lose sight of these important insights again.
I will not be satisfied until marriage is at least restored to its traditional state as the following drawing from LIFE magazine in 1905 so aptly illustrates. (Note the clergyman wearing the policeman’s hat)
The caption said: FOR THE CRIME OF MATRIMONY THERE SHALL BE NO ESCAPE
If George W. Bush continues on this cowardly road of the easy way out by simply outlawing gay marriage and civil unions, don’t be surprised if the government, under inexorable societal pressures for change that just keep building and building as they always have, finds itself out of the marriage business all together as lawyers simply create property and “family” rights contracts for everyone, leaving the sacred, religious, cultural trappings of “traditional marriage” to the individual’s religious beliefs.
Now, that would be even worse than “weakening the good influence of society.” In fact it would likely spell the end of civilization as we know it.
Wouldn’t it?
Update: The Daily Brew has some excellent ideas about who George W. Bush should select as the point men and women on the issue of the Sanctity of Marriage.
Yoo hoo. All of you Alabama National Guardsmen who hung around with GWB back in ’72 but haven’t come forward with the home movies and the polaroids of you and him together at the officer’s club because nobody would make it worth your while, —your time has come.
None other than Gary Trudeau has finally come up with some real money, 10 G’s to be specific, for anyone who can prove he was Cap’n T-Ball’s comrade in arms down there in ‘Bama:
For the past twelve years, George W. Bush has had to endure charges that he didn’t take the final two years of his Guard service as seriously as duty required. (For updated timeline, click here.) And the two witnesses who have come forward in support so far haven’t exactly cleared things up. We at the Town Hall believe that with everything he has on his plate, Mr. Bush shouldn’t have to contend with attacks on the National Guard, which is serving so bravely in Iraq. And we’re willing to back up our support with cold, hard cash.
Granted, this has been tried before. In 2000, concerned veterans in both Texas and Alabama offered cash rewards to lure former guardmates of Mr. Bush into stepping forward, to no avail. The problem, in our view, was that these enticements weren’t serious enough, that the sums offered were insulting. In contrast, we at the DTH&WP respect how inconvenient it can be to subject yourself to worldwide media scrutiny in general, and Fox News in particular, and are thus prepared to sweeten previous offers by a factor of five. That’s right, we’re offering $10,000 cash! Yours to either spend or invest in job creation. All you have to do is definitively prove that George W. Bush fulfilled his duty to country.
Gary Trudeau is a top one percenter. He doesn’t want to see those tax cuts rescinded. Scratch his back and he’ll scratch yours.
Go Knowles!
Atrios hosts guest blogger Tony Knowles, Democratic candidate for the Senate in Alaska. I am an ex-Alaskan and have close ties to the state and I can tell you that this is a good guy. This seat is a definite possibility for a Dem pick-up in the Senate (hopefully to balance out the loss of Kerry or Edwards.) Governor Murkowski appointing his daughter to replace him in the Senate and attempting to curtail the yearly stipend the state confers on each citizen has made it a real contest for what should be a safe GOP seat. Knowles is an attractive and popular ex-Governor. He has a real shot.
I must warn everyone, however, that Alaska is a red state and Knowles is likely to be one of those Senators who will be called a “tu-tu” wearing, cowardly, Republican-lite Democrat on certain issues. Alaska is dependent upon federal largesse and is well cared for by Senate appropriations chieftain Ted Stevens. Military spending is a huge part of the economy. Every Alaskan gets a check each year from the oil companies’ payments to the state “permanent fund.” It is also one of the few states that routinely elects libertarian legislators to the state house and has no state income tax (for now.) Alaskans see themselves as rugged individualists living in the last frontier. Go figure.
So, if Knowles wins, I wouldn’t expect him to be a Paul Wellstone Democrat. He’ll likely vote for opening the wildlife refuge — Alaskans want it badly. He is supported by oil companies because oil companies are the biggest and richest companies in Alaska and all successful politicians are supported by oil companies there. And, he’s not going to be somebody who will vote against military spending or gun rights either.
But, he won’t support right wing attacks on civil liberties, fascist judges or tax cuts for billionaires. He’ll support President Kerry or Edwards and if Bush somehow makes it he will vote to block the worst of Bush and DeLay’s excesses. He is not Zell Miller.
Still, I think that everyone should recognise that he may end up being one of those awful turn-coat Dems on some important issues if he wins. His constituency is very different from Barbara Boxer’s. But, he is a Democrat. And at this point we’ve got to support Anyone But Republicans. (ABB and ABR are my watchwords. The problem is Institutional Power, folks. The Republican party has shown that they cannot be trusted with it.)
Knowles is a middle of the road guy. But he’s our middle of the road guy and we should support him.
At Our Peril
It appears that most of the left blogosphere is on the same page in that we should simply ignore Nader’s candidacy. After some thought, I was going to agree, in spite of my post below, until I realized that I had been linked to Dean for America and Kos threads where I found the lost spirit of those Deaniacs who sent me loving e-mails and comments a couple of months ago. And once again I was reminded of how much the Dean campaign had at times reminded me of the 2000 Nader candidacy, especially the earnestness and often blind passion for the cause.
I don’t know if this will wear off, but I have a suspicion that a fair number of hard core true believer Deaniacs, especially those for whom the cause was really about “taking the Party back,” are susceptible to Nader’s message. In fact, it would not surprise me to find that a larger number of Nader voters from 2000 had signed on to the Dean campaign than any other candidacy. Of course, since no data exists to back up this claim, just as no data exists to back up the now apparently certain belief than Dean brought hoardes of new voters to the system, I cannot prove it. Regardless, the arguments, emotion and committment have long seemed to me to be related:
Fellow bloggers: I just listened to Ralph Nader on Meet the Press, and he reminds me of why I am interested in politics in the first place. Ralph is a national hero. He is a hero for what he has done for all his causes over the years, especially on the environment. And he is a hero in my book for standing against the corporate interests that rule our country, rule our media, and run both the Democratic and Republican partys.
I agree with every word he said today, and I will vote for him in November.
My sincere hope is that many Howard Dean supporters around the nation will feel as I do, that a vote for Kerry / Edwards is a vote for politics as usual. Howard Dean averaged 15% voter support in the primaries contested so far. If we all threw our support to Ralph Nader it would send shock waves through the political world, on both sides of the divide. It would begin to change politics as usual.
Let’s dream a little.
It is true that on these threads many Dean supporters are forcefully arguing against Nader (hence the link to my post below.) I am not suggesting that Dean voters are a monolith. However, it is obvious to me that the only Democratic candidate out there who has mobilized people for ’04 who might switch to Nader is Dean. Kucinich’s backers may also be tempted, but because Kucinich has not made a fetish of attacking the political system in the terms that both Nader and Dean employ, I don’t think his followers are motivated by the same things. Indeed, Kucinich voters are the true blue liberals in terms of policy and philosophy and Kucinich himself is the living embodiment of liberal politics working within the system, as Paul Wellstone was in the Senate.
I don’t know how many possible Dean-to-Nader folks exist. I suspect not very many. However, I still believe that despite Bush’s precipitous dip in the polls, this election will end up being very close. Bush is weak, but his organization and war chest are not. And, he has the power of incumbency to shape events in ways that we can only dream of. For all the Democrats’ motivation, and it is formidable, I believe that it is more than equally matched by the Republicans’ desire to hang on to power. We’re going to need every single vote.
So I don’t believe that Nader is necessarily irrelevant. After all, the GOP has more than a couple of hundred million burning a hole in their pockets. They can easily siphon off a few to help Nader in selected close swing states and we could be in deep shit. I think it’s a very, very good bet (to coin a phrase) “that’s exactly what they’re gonna do.”
Therefore, I’m standing by my call for Dean to use his clout with the anti-establishment grassroots to make the case against Nader. Despite what some of my commenters say, I can’t see what Dean is going to do during the rest of this campaign that is more important (although I’m certainly willing to listen if anyone has ideas about what it might be.)
This may be a different time, but if anything the Republicans are even stronger institutionally than they were in 2000. We have to fight them on all fronts. It is stupid to leave anything to chance.
We ignore Nader at our peril.
Howard Dean Is The Right Man For The Job
As Howard Dean retools his campaign into a grassroots organization and searches for the best way to launch it, might I suggest that he consider taking on Ralph Nader, as Michael Tomasky suggested he do last summer?
Dean has the most grassroots credibility of any Democrat in the country and could make a huge contribution by doing exactly what Tomasky prescribed:
Attack Nader right now, and with lupine ferocity. Say he’s a madman for thinking of running again. Blast him especially hard on foreign policy, saying that if it were up to the Greens [him], America would give no aid to Israel and it would cease to exist, and if it were up to the Greens [him], America would not have even defended itself against a barbarous attack by going into Afghanistan. Have at him, and hard, from the right. Then nail him from the left on certain social issues, on abortion rights and other things that he’s often pooh-poohed and dismissed as irrelevant. Cause an uproar. Be dramatic. Don’t balance it with praise about what he’s done for consumers. To the contrary, talk about how much he’s damaging consumers today by not caring who’s in charge of the Food and Drug Administration or the Federal Communications Commission.
Dean is the best guy to take on the man who said “there isn’t a dime’s worth of difference” between the parties, because he’s the guy who’s been running against the establishment and holds the hearts many of the people who might be inclined to listen to Nader’s message. When the guy who called Wes Clark and John Kerry Republicans takes on Nader, disaffected liberals know it’s not because he’s in the tank. He’s no DC dupe.
By using his credibility and prestige in the single most important goal we Democrats have — beating George W. Bush, he would also bring this party together at a crucial time. He would become the indispensible voice of conscience for the Party, and gain the gratitude and profound respect of all of us.
Thanks to Matt Yglesias for the Tomasky link.
Rigged!
…to all the “winners.”
Unlike The Poorman and others of the pissing and moaning variety, I have much too much class to contest the results even though all evidence suggests that I didn’t win because my legions of fans were disenfranchised by that lying and cheating trial lawyer, Dwight “Diebold” Meredith.
Perhaps some of you are unaware that there are quite a few older bloggers who complained after the fact that they may have voted for Little Green Footballs by mistake because of the bad ballot design. It’s difficult to prove, of course, but really, what are the odds that LGF would get more than 100 votes from the Berkeley Bloggers Collective? I’m just asking.
And I suppose it’s best if we just forget about the fact that many lefty readers were purged from the blogrolls and e-mail lists before the vote. It’s just another little coincidence, I’m sure. Like the fact that everybody voted for “Atrios”, the psuedonymous Sonny Perdue of the left blogosphere again even though the exit polls had him losing to both Kos and Calpundit by a huge margin. Right. Must have been another case of failed exit polling. Uh huh.
I don’t suppose it had anything to do with the fact that his campaign manager Marybeth “dimpled chad” Williams certified the vote and is now conveniently running for office and getting endorsed by the “big man” himself. Nah. No connection there.
But, I won’t mention any of this because I’m not bitter like some others. I am going to Get Over It. But, might I just suggest that we require a paper trail next year?
Update: I would have thought Elayne would be happy enough with the title of the post, but there is no pleasing some people. She should GOI, if you ask me….
Losing the Brakes
In “a nation without brakes” Kevin over at The Tooney Bin notes an important talking point to make among your GOP friends at the water cooler: Colin Powell is checking out after this term.
This article discusses the frustrations of the bloodthirsty chickenhawk neocon contingent with the State department, but offers up a startling admission from a right wing think tanker (whom I’m sure is pulling splinters out of his posterior as we speak):
“State has very valuable things to say to the rest of us,” said John Hulsman, a research fellow at the Heritage Foundation, a conservative Washington think tank. “They’re the listening posts overseas. They make the personal contacts; they know the foreign leaders’ quirks and weaknesses.”
Hulsman described himself as “more amused than annoyed” by the department’s weaknesses. He also isn’t bothered by its reluctance to always follow the Pentagon’s wishes.
“Nobody likes hitting the brake,” he said. “But aren’t we glad there’s one on a car?”
That’s sort of odd, when you think about it. Is “hitting the brake” considered something to like or dislike? Do people wish they could just drive until their cars run out of gas on the side of the road? Or would they be glad if their destination were ordained by where their car ended up? The truth is that a car is undrivable unless it has brakes. It’s not really an option. But I digress into a metaphor that is rapidly losing even me…
As Kevin notes in his post, the issue isn’t whether Powell really provides any brakes. After his ignominious appearance before the UN, he pretty much flushed his credibility down the toilet. But, according to Fox news the public hasn’t quite caught on to that fact. Powell still holds a 75% approval rating, 20% higher than the resident.
I think it is useful to continuously and relentlessly shine the light on the “grown-ups” who are handling Bush, whether it’s the “good” ones like Powell who will be leaving or the bad ones like Cheney who are clinging to power. Nobody, not even Peggy Nooner, believes that Junior is really in charge of anything. Even the most die hard Republicans get a little worried at the thought of him behind the wheel with no brakes.
This is, after all, the mental giant who said just this week:
“I flew fighters when I was in the Guard, and I like speed,” he said. “It would’ve been fun to drive up on these banks. … I’d like to, but I’m afraid the agents wouldn’t let me.”
I think we can all agree that it’s long past time for a brake job. In fact, the automobile of state needs a complete overhaul.
Update: Kevin writes in with the question of who might replace Powell if T-Ball erases his asterisk and actually wins the office. I think they will consider an ’04 win to be a total validation of their actions thus far and will become even more aggressively radical than they already are.
Which means that this guy may very well be brought back from the dead to “reform” the State department.
That’s when you start to think about stuff like fall out shelters and big cold, northern countries.