Yes, Bovino’s stormtroopers are that incompetent

Your eyes do not deceive you. The thugs Kristi Noem is hiring to harass citizens and non-citizens, in its drive to round up and deport “violent” non-white people for Donald Trump’s ethnic cleansing program are as dumb and brutish as hundreds of cell phone videos reveal.
In the Department of Homeland Security’s rush to hire 10,000 deportation officers by year’s end, Customs and Border Patrol’s (CBP) hiring and training standards have gone to hell. Recent hires include “recent high school graduates and applicants who can ‘barely read or write’ as well as those who lack basic physical fitness and even have pending criminal charges.” It’s the Daily Mail, but an unusually long report (emphasis mine):
Most of the new hires in the $30 billion initiative are retired law enforcement who are receiving virtual training and being repurposed for desk duty.
I’ve written since July, “If like me you have wondered if ICE is finding its masked agents on Craigslist and taking them unvetted, and if it seems that they must be getting their training in law enforcement over Zoom or over the weekend,” there’s your confirmation.
Meanwhile, total novices are being fast-tracked into the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia, where instructors have been left astounded at the levels of incompetence.
‘We have people failing open-book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English,’ one Department of Homeland Security (DHS) official told the Daily Mail.
‘We even had a 469-lb man sent to the academy whose own doctor certified him not at all fit for any physical activity.’
Insiders say the vetting process has been so rushed that officials didn’t even wait for drug test results to come back before hiring recruits and flying them off to Georgia, only to discover afterward that tests came back positive.
Washington, D.C.-based DHS spokesliars like Tricia McLaughlin insist the department maintains the highest training and physical standards. Unnamed staff at the Brunswick, Georgia home of the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (FLETC) tell The Mail otherwise:
In one shocking incident, they were left shaking their heads when one student asked to be excused from class so he could attend a court date on a gun charge.
Other recruits were even discovered to have tattoos associated with gangs and white supremacists when they stripped off their shirts during workouts.
Reports from FLETC include incidents of violence, disruptive behavior, and allegations of sexual misconduct on campus, most handled internally.
One recruit, 29-year-old Darien Coleman, was arrested by county police for allegedly exploding at a FLETC bus driver and smashing his phone, according to records obtained by the Daily Mail. He was described as a ‘known problem’ on campus who had just resigned when he demanded a ride from the driver.
Sources say another male recruit, after hitting the bars, was caught barging into a female dorm and hitting on the occupants. Another groped a woman in class.

DHS has widened its age brackets to help reach its goal. It’s raised its maximum age from 40 to 65 and lowered its minimum age from 21 to 18. That $50,000 signing bonus and starting salaries as high as $80,000 per year must sound pretty attractive. How far do recruits think those signing bonuses will carry them once no other employer will hire them with CBP/ICE in their work histories?
A former instructor tells the Mail:
‘Stephen Miller and Corey Lewandowski want what they want and are going to do whatever they have to do to get people through,’ the father said, referring, respectively, to the DHS adviser and Noem’s ‘de-facto’ chief of staff.
‘But once you’ve prostituted your hiring standard, you’ve prostituted everything,’ he added.
‘Everyone from ICE sees what’s coming into the field and they’re f**king petrified.’
The DHS official sounded a similar alarm.
‘We do have some new recruits that are fantastic, but we’re now bringing people in who shouldn’t be hired at all into any federal government job, definitely not one that has a badge and a gun,’ the official said.
We’ve already seen agents trained to threaten protesters with arrest for “impeding” federal officers based on 18 USC 111 just for standing too close and filming their arrests. If that’s more than an empty threat, I’ve yet to see a video of them actually doing it. (Maybe a reader will update me.) If it were me, I’d remind agents that if they actually arrested me they’d have to explain, sans mask, before a federal judge just how filming them “forcibly” impeded or interfered with “the performance of official duties” per subsection 1. If it were me, I’d remind agents that after that pissed-off judge throws their case out of court, they’d personally face a lawsuit for violating my civil rights.
Marimar Martinez should file one against the agent who shot her. Makinge him an example would be a public service.
The Mail’s unnamed DHS official laments:
‘This isn’t the department of baking cookies,’ the source said. ‘This is the Department of Homeland Security, where you can be deported from the country.
‘And we’re now employing people who are not equipped to tie their own shoelaces.
‘This whole thing is a complete disaster from beginning to end.’

Now CBP’s Comandante Gregory Bovino and his thugs are concentrating on New Orleans. Philadelphia Inquirer’s Will Bunch reported from there on Thursday (gift link):
By the end of the day, observers tallied around 12 to 14 apparent arrests. There was no evidence that any of these people were on the list of 10 most-wanted actual criminals Homeland Security pictured along with Wednesday’s launch — catnip for the Fox News audience clinging to the delusional Big Lie that Team Bovino is only targeting bad guys.
Instead, his secret police just swarmed wherever they could find the most brown-skinned people — the Home Depot lot, a white van filled with contractors, Mexican restaurants — and acted like the gun-toting officer in the recent movie Civil War who famously asked, “What kind of American are you?”
In Bovino’s past operations, only a fraction of those arrested and facing deportation had criminal records — just 44 out of 370 in last month’s Charlotte op — and there was no evidence that Louisiana’s “Catahoula Crunch” would be any different.
DHS has turned on its head the old maxim, “You get what you pay for.”
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