Readings from the Trump Bible
The Good Liars seem actually to have sold a couple of Trump Bibles to MAGA suckers.
A pair of pranksters gave fans of Donald Trump a look at what a bible true to the former president might really contain.
“Thou shalt put no other person above Trump,” Davram Stiefler of The Good Liars read to MAGA fans waiting outside a recent Trump event.
“Thou shalt commit adultery,” read Jason Selvig, the other half other comedic duo.
Trump last month began hawking a “God Bless The USA Bible” ― which includes the Bible, lyrics to “God Bless The USA,” and copies of documents such as the Declaration of Independence ― to fans for $59.99.
“It’s a grift, right?” Stiefler said as he attempted to sell their version of the book for a much-reduced price of $10.
And in the fullness of time, the people were grifted and there was much rejoicing.
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