OPERATOR
Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
COLONEL
What is it, son?
OPERATOR
I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant–
CUT TO COCKPIT – JET
PILOT
Dick!
CO-PILOT
Yes?
PILOT
Take a look out of starboard.
CO-PILOT
Oh my God, it looks like a huge–
CUT TO WOODS
MAN
Pecker!
WOMAN
Where?
He raises his binoculars.
MAN
Over there. A rare red-billed woodpecker!
(looks over with binoculars)
What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it’s not a bird, it’s-
CUT TO ARMY BASE
SERGEANT
Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-
CUT TO BASEBALL DIAMOND:
UMPIRE
Two balls! No strikes.
(looking up)
What is that? It looks just like an enormous–
CUT BACK TO RADAR ROOM:
COLONEL
Johnson!
RADAR OPERATOR
Yes, sir?
COLONEL
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.