(I’ll Rip Your) Face-Off!

Lame, theatrical, embarrassing. But, you can’t help but love those battling Gabor sisters.

This is what the voters have to choose from in California. An arrogant Austrian prick, a typical GOP Nazi, a testy new age Greenie, a glib professional provacateur and Mr. Spacely.

Does everyone finally understand how Gray Davis won two elections?