Yo Atrios

Don’t give that extra money away. Spend it, save it or buy something for your wife who no doubt deserves to get something out of your blogging obsession. If she’s not happy, you’re not happy, then we’re not happy. You see, it’s really a selfish gesture, so you shouldn’t feel guilty.

Of course, now that you’re getting a fancy new laptop, we expect you to up your output from 20 hours a day to 22. You have no excuses. You can sleep when you’re dead.