Interplanetary Reality

According to Carl Cameron, Kerry is on the run because the Al qaqaa story is hurting him badly. They even found a picture of a truck in the desert that is supposed to prove something, I’m not sure what.

But, back here on planet Earth, MYDD has the full compendium of Bush fuck-ups and nasty surprises — from just this week:

• The doctored photo in the Bush ad is getting press, and will probably get more.
  

• Republicans are on the defensive when it comes to explosion gate.
  

• Eminem’s “Mosh” is the hottest video on MTV.
  

• FBI opens an investigation into Haliburton contracts.
  

• Guliani and others blame troops for failures in Iraq.
  

• The Big Dog rises to fight, draws largest campaign crowd in decades.
  

• Civilian death toll in Iraq is revealed to be over 100,000.
  

• Endorsements up the yin-yang, bucking all historical patterns.
  

• Bush blunders again and again and again.
  

• Red Sox win World Series (OK, I don’t know if this one counts)

It counts.

In other news, FOX is flogging a story about preparation for a “major offensive” in Fallujah. I’m sure the boys are happy to give up their lives (and the lives of many Iraqis) to help their Codpiece in Chief change the story line.