Living Forever

There are many fine articles all over the left blosphere about the social security trustee report written by people far more conversant with the details than I. So I’m not going to weigh in on the particulars except to note that I think I understand why the projected death rates have inexplicably gone down precipitously from last year to this.

Now that we are learning to respect the culture ‘o life (as Dear Leader so endearingly puts it) we can expect that in the future no one will be allowed to have life support removed. The actuaries are simply factoring in the probability that many of the people who could be expected to shuffle off their mortal coil when their brains have liquified will be kept alive by artificial means for decades longer than expected just last year.

Let’s just keep our fingers crossed that their private accounts do well in the market …

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