She Can Boast (lyingly)

Via DC Media Girl, I see that Ann Coulter has been named as one of TIME magazine’s 100 most influential people:

In her books, Coulter can be erudite and persuasive, as when she exposes the left’s chronic softness on communism. But her signature is her gleeful willingness to taunt liberals and Democrats, to say out loud what some other conservatives dare only think–that Bill Clinton is a “horny hick,” for example, and his wife “pond scum.” It’s what makes Coulter irresistible and influential, whether you like it or not.

Here’s the opening passage of Coulter’s “erudite and persuasive” exposure of the left’s chronic softness on communism in her influential book “Treason”:

Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason. You could be talking about Scrabble and they would instantly leap to the anti-American position. Everyone says liberals love American, too. No they don’t. Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy. This is their essence. The Left’s obsession with the crimes of the West and their Rousseauian respect for Third World savages all flow from this subversive goal. If anyone has the gaucherie to point out the left’s nearly unblemished record of rooting against American, liberals turn around and scream “McCarthyism!”

Liberals invented the myth of McCarthyism to delegitimize impertinent questions about their own patriotism. They boast (lyingly) about their superior stance on civil rights. But somehow their loyalty to the United States is off-limits as a subject of political debate. Why is the relative patriotism of the two parties the only issue that is out of bounds for discussion? Why can’t we ask: Who is more patriotic — Democrats or Republicans? You could win that case in court.

Fifty years ago, Senator Joe McCarthy said, “The loyal Democrats of this nation no longer have a Party.” Since then the evidence had continued to pour in. Liberals mock Americans who love their country, calling them cowboys, warmongers, religious zealots and jingoists. By contrast, America’s enemies are called “Uncle Joe,” “Fidel,” “agrarian reformers,” and practitioners of a “religion of peace.” Indeed, Communists and terrorists alike are said to be advocates of “peace.”

That first sentence isn’t a typo although when I first read it I thought for sure it was. It would make so much more sense if it said “Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of reason.” But, no. She means it.

I suppose one could agree that it is erudite (and unbelievably awkward) to use the word “lyingly” the way she used it, along with the word “gaucherie.”
But that’s nit picking. Her erudition on the subject of McCarthy is well — non-existent. She basically just made shit up. But, nonetheless it was apparently “irrestistable” to the great historical minds at Time magazine. They are evidently wingnut crackwhores over there.

Aside from her astonishing lack of historical knowledge, however, is it even remotely possible that anyone who isn’t already a true believer can make any sense of that mess? For instance, what could possibly be persuasive in this paragraph?:

Liberals invented the myth of McCarthyism to delegitimize impertinent questions about their own patriotism. They boast (lyingly) about their superior stance on civil rights. But somehow their loyalty to the United States is off-limits as a subject of political debate. Why is the relative patriotism of the two parties the only issue that is out of bounds for discussion? Why can’t we ask: Who is more patriotic — Democrats or Republicans? You could win that case in court.

Liberals invented the myth of McCarthyism to keep the other side from questioning their patriotism. Which is, of course, what McCarthy actually did and was eventually disgraced for doing. But whatever. Liberals also boast about their superior stance on civil rights — lyingly. How this related to the fact that we invented McCarthyism, I don’t know. And yet we “somehow” (by boasting “lyingly” about civil rights?) have made made it impossible to question our loyalty to the United States.

But lest we forget, Coulter isn’t actually talking about patriotism. She says that Democrats have a “preturnatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason,” which is actually many degrees worse than calling somebody a “cowboy” or referring to castro as “Fidel.” Indeed, it is a capital offense.

I guess this kind of intellectual incoherence is what makes Coulter so “irresistible” to TIME magazine which has decided to go back to its old 60’s ways when it was widely known to be a tool for the political establishment. Between naming Powerline blog of the year, Joe Klein calling the Democrats “undemocratic” and this, I think it’s fair to say that the Noise Machine has a proud new member — or maybe it’s actually a founding member that’s just recently decided to wear its stripes more proudly. Good to know.

I’m reminded of this passage from Allen Ginsberg’s great poem “America”

I’m addressing you.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine?
I’m obsessed by Time Magazine.
I read it every week.
Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library.
It’s always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody’s serious but me.
It occurs to me that I am America.
I am talking to myself again.

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