Syncope For The Devil

This is just weird. When are people going to start asking why the president falls down all the time? It isn’t normal.

Scott confirmed that POTUS collided with a police officer during his bike ride. He was about 45 minutes into his ride, Scott said, when the accident occurred. The officer was in a security detail on the grounds of Gleneagles. The President slid on the paved surface, suffering scrapes on his hands and arms that later required treatment and bandaging by his White House physician. The officer was taken to a local hospital as a precaution, Scott said. The extent of his harm wasn’t immediately clear, although he might have an ankle injury. The president had been riding — speed undetermined — on the road.

Does anyone remember this one from 1999? It’s dangerous to people’s health to be in the vicinity of Captain Klutz:

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Gov. George W. Bush, the Republican presidential front-runner, sustained minor injuries to his right leg and hip Monday when he dived to avoid a truck trailer that overturned near his jogging path.Bush was treated at the scene and later traveled to New Hampshire for a scheduled campaign swing, said Linda Edwards, Bush’s press secretary.Bush said he felt fine. “If I needed to I could go out and run three miles,” he said after arriving at the Berlin Airport in Milan, N.H.Staff Sgt. Roscoe Hughey, a 39-year-old Texas Department of Public Safety agent who was accompanying Bush on a bicycle, received bruises to his left side, DPS spokeswoman Tela Mange said. He was treated at the Brackenridge Hospital emergency room and released about four hours later, said hospital spokeswoman Stephanie Elsea.Bush was running on the hike-and-bike trail around Town Lake downtown when the accident occurred about 12:06 p.m., according to Ms. Edwards and the Austin Police Department.A truck pulling a dumpster-like trailer was traveling on the street that parallels the jogging trail when it overturned. Debris — including chunks of concrete and wood — were dumped across the jogging path.”I was at the end of a three-mile run when I heard the noise, looked back, saw it start to tip and my instincts were to dive,” Bush said by telephone from New Hampshire.He said he scraped his right leg and hip when he dived behind a bridge support, but was not struck by debris from the truck.”I’ve got a significant strawberry,” Bush said.He said he was pleased to learn that Hughey was not seriously injured.”I’m very lucky and so is the DPS agent. I was very concerned about him,” Bush said.

Or this one:

President Bush took a spill during a Saturday afternoon bike ride on his ranch, suffering bruises and cuts that were visible later on his face just two days before he was to deliver a major prime-time speech on his Iraq policy.

The president was nearing the end of a 17-mile ride on his mountain bike, accompanied by a Secret Service agent, a military aide and his personal physician, Richard Tubb, who treated him at the scene, said White House spokesman Trent Duffy.

And then there was the pretzel.

He scraped himself up again today according to the article so we can probably expect to see another round of this. Am I the only one who thinks it’s downright strange that a president has been scraped up and bruised three separate times in five years?