Press Conference

Still making excuses. Still being an asshole. Nobody had the balls to ask him why he was fucking around in Coronado, California with country music stars while the levees were overflowing. It wouldn’t be polite, I guess. Too bad he wasn’t getting a blow job — they would have been all over it.

Has everyone noticed that Bush seems to be saying that “Haley” handled his disaster better than Louisiana? (Mostly by being “ruthless” I would guess.)

I’ve been thinking these last two days that we may just see Haley Barbour being the anointed Bush successor after this. Peggy Nooner was gushing all over him yesterday. Bush doesn’t have enough good things to say about him. And Larry King has been delivering spectacular sycophancy to him every night. Southern governor and a big money lobbyist/political hack both. Other than the fact that he’s not physically fit, he’s Bush’s wet dream.

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