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Now This Is Going Way Too Far

by tristero

Josh Marshall informs of us of some truly cruel and unusual punishment. Tom DeLay’s license to carry a concealed handgun has been revoked.

You laugh. But let me put this into perspective for you. To a rootin’-tootin’ Texan, that’s like confiscating a ten-year old Volvo from a liberal. Or forcing us, when we order our tall lattes, to have them made from whole milk, not skim. There’d be riots, riots! if the guvmint dared to infringe our rights like that.

Goddamm activist judges. Besides, it’s not as if DeLay shot anyone in the face, you know. If I were Tom DeLay, I’d immediately contact these folks for assistance in having justice done.

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