Back On The Blue Babies
by digby
TBOGG (via media matters) catches Howie Kurtz’s favorite mainstream conservative babbling incoherently and assumes, I think correctly, that he’s hitting the hillbilly heroin again. This is just weird:
CALLER 1: Why is it, do you think, that you haven’t heard hardly anything from Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton about the whole immigration thing? I mean, the silence is deafening from —
LIMBAUGH: Well, they’re busy.
CALLER 1: — the NAACP [National Association for the Advancement of Colored People] and the —
LIMBAUGH: They’re — they’re busy. They’re busy. The Reverend Jackson is in New Orleans. He’s leading a big march there tomorrow. The march is — what is it called? The — the march for the right to return a protected vote and reconstruction. He’s trying to — they got problems down in New Orleans. They don’t have voter base, and Sharpton’s working on a New Orleans deal, too. He’s trying to figure out how he can get involved in the deal down there at Duke where the lacrosse team —
CALLER 1: Yeah.
LIMBAUGH: — uh, supposedly, you know, raped, some, uh, hos.
CALLER 1: But I don’t think they’re very happy about all of this.
LIMBAUGH: Yeah, well, but, the problem — that — that has a possibility down — that Duke thing’s got a possibility of being a Tawana Brawley situation. That — and Sharpton’s got a balance — can he afford another one of those as — as his life’s going on? New Orleans is a big deal to him, and I — I’m gonna tell you something. You’ll — you’ll see these guys — at some point, they will get involved, be-because when Ted Kennedy calls it the new civil rights movement, that’s Jesse Jackson’s turf. He owns it. So —
CALLER 1: Right.
LIMBAUGH: Yeah, anyway, I gotta run here because of the constraints of time out there. [Caller], a great, great question. Uh, exotic dancer, OK, say rape — whatever happened. You know what it is down there at Duke. It’s — you watch what happens in that. That’s —
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LIMBAUGH: It’s open-line Friday, and I am Rush Limbaugh, America’s anchorman and your host for life. This is — this is [caller] from Bryant, Texas. Hello, [caller], great to have you with us.
CALLER 2: Rush, did you just call those young ladies “hos” on the nationally syndicated program?
LIMBAUGH: Yes.
CALLER 2: Do you know something about them that perhaps we don’t know?
LIMBAUGH: Yes, yes I did.
CALLER 2: Oh, you —
LIMBAUGH: It was a, it was — hang on — now, what, what did you say there, [caller]?
CALLER 2: I said, because — and if they are hos, it doesn’t mean that they can still — you can do to ’em whatever you want.
LIMBAUGH: No.
CALLER 2: Well, why would you call them hos on the national —
LIMBAUGH: Well, because, because I’m running on fumes today, [caller], and I felt terrible about it. And I knew somebody was gonna call and give me a little grief so I’m takin’ the occasion of your call to apologize for it. That was, it was a terrible slip of the tongue. I’m sorry. But it wasn’t the worst one that has been said recently. You want — do you know who Keanu Reeves is?
CALLER 2: Yeah, I know who he is. He’s an actor.
LIMBAUGH: Well, he’s, he’s, he’s an actor.
CALLER 2: Yeah.
LIMBAUGH: He’s a whacko. He’s, he’s an — an actor and, he — what was he doing? He was — the Women Against Domestic Violence group was already in a dither because Keanu Reeves told an interviewer he learned something filming a rape scene with Hilary Swank for a movie called The Gift. And he said was, what he learned was that some of these ladies don’t mind it.
CALLER 2: OK. But —
LIMBAUGH: He said he learned that in a rape scene but — so, you know, I’m not the worst offender.
CALLER 2: Well, I hope you —
LIMBAUGH: I just, I’m looking at this case down there at Duke, [caller], and it’s — there’s some things about it, some inconsistencies. You’ve got some timeline differentiations and matriculations and, and so forth. I’m just — but it was, it was terrible slip of the tongue, and I am, I am terribly, I am terribly sorry.
CALLER 2: Well, I was hoping that your animosity for Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton wasn’t your motivation for calling them hos.
LIMBAUGH: No — why — they, they have nothing to do with it.
CALLER 2: Oh, OK. Well, but, I — it definitely offended me to hear you say that on the national program. The world’s largest — as you say.
LIMBAUGH: Yeah, well —
CALLER 2: But maybe you should take half your brain from behind your back next time.
LIMBAUGH: You know, I’m thinking what I ought to do, [caller], is something that I used to do in the early days of this program and that is spank myself.
CALLER 2: Well, I don’t know if that’s gonna work. The apology would be good.
LIMBAUGH: I just — how — you want me to apologize again? I’m sorry.
CALLER 2: Oh, no, I’m saying — the apology was good.
LIMBAUGH: I regret that you heard me say it.
The good news is that this country at large is no longer tolerating this kind of thing. That’s why they are throwing the book at that racist Cynthia McKinney.
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