Memo To The Next President Of The United States

by tristero

To: POTUS
From: Tristero

Subject: Returning Simple Common Sense To Government

Please immediately fire all those who came up with and approved this utterly dildo plan:

A old friend of my [sic] just deployed to Iraq. His unit will be carrying out a mission that involves psychological operations. Guess how many Arabic speakers are in the unit? None. Guess how many weeks of training they received on Iraq, Islam, and Arabic cultural sensitivities? NONE!! But we want these soldiers to go into a foreign combat theater and help shape the hearts and minds of a foreign people. This, in a nutshell, highlights why we are making so little progress in Iraq.

Oh, and while you’re at it, would you mind removing all that goddamn creationist bullshit from sale in the Grand Canyon? It’s kind of embarassing, you know.