The Dumbest People Alive
by dday
The right’s latest hissy fit is truly a stunner. I don’t know how they found out about the Addington-Yoo hearing on torture, because it certainly didn’t make the news, but somehow this exchange bubbled up to them:
ADDINGTON: As I indicated to the Chairman at the beginning of this thing, I’m not in a position to talk about particular techniques, whether they are or aren’t used or could or couldn’t be used, or their legal status. And the reasons I give for that, I think if you look at page 9, the President’s speech of September 6, 2006, explains why he doesn’t talk about particular techniques…
DELAHUNT: Oh I can understand why [the President] doesn’t talk about it.
ADDINGTON: Because you kind of communicate with al Qaeda. If you do — I can’t talk to you, al Qaeda may watch C-SPAN.
DELAHUNT: Right. Well, I’m sure they are watching, and I’m glad they finally have a chance to see you, Mr. Addington.
ADDINGTON: Yeah, I’m sure you’re pleased.
This joke about Addington’s famous secrecy is now being held up by the arbiters of discourse on the right, the scared little piddlies, as some example of William Delahunt “inciting Al Qaeda to violence,” if you can believe it.
Are these people 6 years old? What is the expected conversation in the caves of Tora Bora:
AL QAEDA #1: My friend, come quickly, check out C-SPAN!
AL QAEDA #2: The cable is working again?
AQ #1: Yes, Waziristan Time Warner came out this morning. Look, it’s Addington!
AQ #2: Cheney’s Cheney?
AQ #1: Yes, finally we know what he looks and sounds like! We must begin plans for the attack now. Death to America!
AQ #2: Wait… let’s exercise caution. We haven’t been egged on by a Democratic Senator yet.
(voice of Delahunt offscreen: “I’m sure they are watching, and I’m glad they finally have a chance to see you, Mr. Addington.”)
AQ #1: Congressman Delahunt gave the signal!
AQ #2: Release the sleeper cell! Insh’allah!
What pathetic, pathetic people. It’d be nice if they focused on the part where John Yoo wouldn’t admit that a President was not allowed to order a prisoner buried alive. But I guess I’m asking too much. Feigned outrage is more their specialty.
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