My New Cause

by digby

I think this could be the slam dunk post-partisan issue we’ve been looking for:

more information on the grassroots political campaign that’s already threatening to eclipse both Ron Paul and Ralph Nader. What we got back was a manifesto that could easily be folded into the Democratic Party platform, and probably should, because honestly the convention is already so HARSH, what with all the talk of war and economic depression and sexism and so forth. Also, this Crystal Pepsi thing, along with (OK OK) the other street protests, is probably the closest the convention comes to actual political dialog. Escape the pageantry for the moment and think about important issues, after the jump.

The time for change is now, and the choice is clear, crystal clear. CRYSTAL PEPSI! It’s like drinking hope. For us, Crystal Pepsi is freedom in a can. Our platform is based on peace, love, and Crystal Pespi. Down with war, up with Crystal Pepsi. For us it’s not about politics, it’s only about Crystal Pepsi. This is a movement that we can all get behind, it unifies us to our very core, Crystal Pepsi. The foundation of America is Crystal Pespi.

In all honesty, for me, it’s kind of nice to lighten the mood a little bit. Everybody is down there, protesting, screaming about a cause, yelling at one another about how the other person is wrong. It can be kind of a tense situation. It’s nice to walk away putting a smile on someone’s face, getting a high five, and hearing someone say we represent a movement we can all get on board with. People initially hear the “protest” coming, you can see the look on their face, “Great, what are these people marching and carrying on about?” When they discover our cause is Crystal Pepsi, there is an overwhelming feeling of relief, followed by immediate support.

I was running down the street carrying about 50 pounds of laptop and extraneous accessories in 90 degree heat when these guys came toward me chanting “Crystal Pepsi stands for Hope!” I have to say, it made me stop and laugh out loud, even in my misery.

I think the street protests and demonstrations are great (although the anti-abortion people are some scary zombies.) But there is a bit of “earnest” overload sometimes at a thing like this and these guys, with their message of “freedom in a can” was pretty perfect. It’s not mean, but it’s … right.

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