Mites Of The Roundtable

by digby

Stephanopoulos reported on This Week that the possible Holder investigation is going to be very narrow and will not pursue policy makers or anyone who took orders directly from the policymakers. He’s going after “rogue interrogators” who inflicted more torture than was strictly allowed.

The Village roundtable all gasped in horror anyway because who knows where such an investigation might lead and as Cokie complained, it would mean that the whole town would be mad at each other again and nobody wants that! “Everybody hates each other and the poison gets very thick.” She did finally come down on the side of following the rule of law even though it would make her uncomfortable at cocktail parties, but it was a close thing.

Bob Woodward was very upset at the idea that the government can’t keep secrets because “we need them!” Besides, Holder shouldn’t be like Janet Reno and just initiate investigations willy nilly. (He seems to think that Reno authorizing independent counsels to investigate her own president for trivial political reasons is the same thing as investigating whether the previous administration tortured prisoners.) They all chuckled at the notion that Holder was really independent and if he is, that means he’s a rogue interrogator himself.

George Will thought it was all just a bunch of balderdash because nothing bad ever happened during the Bush administration. Sam Donaldson said that reporters should probably pursue stories and Donna Brazile added that these things were coming out anyway so they might as well be investigated.

They all snorted and giggled and laughed throughout the whole segment about how silly it was to be upset that the CIA lied because well, that’s what it does. And they all thought it was a ripping good joke that Cheney kept everything secret because well, everyone knows that’s what he does. Hahahahaha.

And then they talked about Michael Jackson.

Update: Greenwald has more on the possible scope of the Holder investigation. There is some conflicting information. Clearly, these are all trial balloons.

I don’t know about you, but I find it somewhat distasteful that such an important and serious matter is being tested in the press for political reaction. I guess it’s better than nothing, but I would think that Justice Department investigations should be undertaken without regard to public reaction.

Update II: Scarecrow covers the Mites’ equally horrific health care discussion. Oy.

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