Multiple Choice
by tristero
A man takes a knife and deliberately slices away part of a newborn child’s penis. Then he bends over and sucks the blood from the wound with his mouth.
This man is:
A A psychopathic pedophile
B A member in good standing of the Taliban
C An ignorant tribal leader practicing an ancient rural custom
D All of the above
Answer:
None of the above. He’s an American. As a result of this abuse – oh, excuse me, I meant to type “religious ritual” – eleven babies contracted herpes last year and two of them died.
Something to remember when arguing that insert name of country or religion you hold a grudge against here uniquely encourages violence and brutality.
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