White Flour-Wife Power
by digby
KKK 2013 (via Political Carnival)
I am proud to announce that the Realm of Kentucky is hosting a Cross Lighting in the Louisa/Yatesville area. One of our members owns around 10 acres and has been nice enough to host the event. The event will be open to members, family of members and people who have met local leaders that are interested in joining.
The event will be held September 14, 2013, which falls on a Saturday. We do not expect trouble since the event is held on private property. There will be tons of food, fun and of course, the Cross Lighting. We are placing the Cross on a hill on the property which should be seen from a very far distance!
No drugs of any sort are allowed. Donations are not expected, but are welcomed. Please see Kentucky’s Grand Dragon James Roberts for more information about the event.
Here’s a little note Gotta Laff found from the Grand Dragon Roberts:
Parent, its scary to think you are raising children. The United States was founded by white people, the majority being Christian.
Louisa is a low educated town, filled with pill poppers and obese losers. The Klan is needed.
If you want to raise your children to tolerate sodomy and race-mixing, go ahead. The Bible commands against both. The Klan is alive and well.
Good to know.
Oh, and never let it be said that they aren’t decent all-American citizens;
Membership Requirements
Lately I’ve been flocked with dozens of emails asking what our requirements are. Our requirements are very simple. I will cover each one with a paragraph or two. We do not take applications.
Applications leave paper trails. People seeking membership must meet one of our local leaders. This is non-debatable.
You Must Be White – If your parents aren’t fully white; grandparents aren’t fully white and great grandparents aren’t fully white (and so forth), you aren’t white. 1/4 white, 1/8 white and 1/24 white doesn’t cut it. The Bible is clear that mongrels (mix-breeds) are not accepted.
You Must Be Christian – It makes me sick that Klan groups such as the UKA and the IKA allowed Atheists, Pagans and other Christ haters membership. Since 1915, the Klan has only allowed White Christians membership. If you aren’t Christian, the New Empire Knights is not the Klan for you.
You Must Conduct Yourself in a Christian Manner – Drug addicts, drunks, wife beaters, child molesters, homos, bisexuals, swingers, porn supporters, race-mixers and bums are not welcomed. Any current members caught doing the above will be automatically kicked out.
You Must Obey the Law – The New Empire Knights will not tolerate criminals. We are about Christian love, charity and the doing of good works. Being white and proud does not make one racist or evil. Our goal is not to hate nonwhites and others. Our mission is to love and defend the white race.
I hate when my email gets flocked too…
Here’s one of my favorite responses to these sorts of gatherings:
Monday, September 03, 2007
White Flour!by digby
Via Perlstein, here’s a hilarious story about a Klan rally. For real.
Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes.
Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.
Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns.
“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.
“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.
“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.
At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”
The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in years. It’s perfect, sublime.
And if this part is true, then it makes my year:
After the VNNers left in their shiny SUVs to go back to Alabama and all the other states that they were from the clowns and counter demonstrators began to march out of the area chanting ‘WHOSE STREETS? OUR STREETS!”
But the cops stopped the clowns and counter protestors. “Hey, do you want an escort” an African-American police officer on a motorcycle asked. “Yes” a clown replied. “We are walking to Market Square in the center of town to celebrate.”
The police officers got in front of the now anti racist parade and blocked the entire road for the march through the heart of Knoxville. An event called imagination station was taking place and over 15,000 thousand students and their parents were in town that weekend. Many of them cheered as the clowns, Knoxvillians and counter protestors marched through the heart of Knoxville singing and laughing at the end of the Nazi’s first attempt at having a rally in Knoxville.
