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NSA goes where no man has gone before

NSA goes where no man has gone before

by digby

I have written quite a bit about  NSA chief Keith Alexander’s apparent megalomania, which is reinforced by the institutional secrecy and lack of understanding of the technical details by his alleged overseers. “What Keith wants, Keith gets” have been the operative words. This article in Foreign Affairs confirms my intuition that we are dealing with a real piece of work.

This takes the cake:

“When he was running the Army’s Intelligence and Security Command, Alexander brought many of his future allies down to Fort Belvoir for a tour of his base of operations, a facility known as the Information Dominance Center. It had been designed by a Hollywood set designer to mimic the bridge of the starship Enterprise from Star Trek, complete with chrome panels, computer stations, a huge TV monitor on the forward wall, and doors that made a ‘whoosh’ sound when they slid open and closed. Lawmakers and other important officials took turns sitting in a leather ‘captain’s chair’ in the center of the room and watched as Alexander, a lover of science-fiction movies, showed off his data tools on the big screen.

‘Everybody wanted to sit in the chair at least once to pretend he was Jean-Luc Picard,’ says a retired officer in charge of VIP visits.”

Jesus H. Christ. This is for real. Greenwald found pictures:

Numerous commentators remarked yesterday on the meaning of all that (note, too, how “Total Information Awareness” was a major scandal in the Bush years, but “Information Dominance Center” – along with things like “Boundless Informant” – are treated as benign or even noble programs in the age of Obama).
But now, on the website of DBI Architects, Inc. of Washington and Reston, Virginia, there are what purports to be photographs of the actual Star-Trek-like headquarters commissioned by Gen. Alexander that so impressed his Congressional overseers. It’s a 10,740 square foot labyrinth in Fort Belvoir, Virginia. The brochure touts how “the prominently positioned chair provides the commanding officer an uninterrupted field of vision to a 22′-0″ wide projection screen”:

The glossy display further describes how “this project involved the renovation of standard office space into a highly classified, ultramodern operations center.” Its “primary function is to enable 24-hour worldwide
visualization, planning, and execution of coordinated information operations for the US Army and other federal agencies.” It gushes: “The futuristic, yet distinctly military, setting is further reinforced by the Commander’s console, which gives the illusion that one has boarded a star ship”:

Other photographs of Gen. Alexander’s personal Star Trek Captain fantasy come-to-life (courtesy of public funds) are here. Any casual review of human history proves how deeply irrational it is to believe that powerful factions can be trusted to exercise vast surveillance power with little accountability or transparency. But the more they proudly flaunt their warped imperial hubris, the more irrational it becomes.

I think I’m most stunned by the fact that Alexander used the Star Trek TV model instead of this one. It’s so much more fitting:

I don’t know how much the taxpayers put up to fulfill this bizarre Star trek fantasy but the mere fact that it exists is enough to prove that he needs to be shuffled off to the multi-million dollar sinecure that awaits him in the private sector. In fact you have to wonder why that hasn’t happened. It’s more than a little bit suspicious when a spy chief with access to information on everyone in the country (especially important politicians) keeps his job despite the fact that he’s clearly a little bit cuckoo. It’s not like it hasn’t happened before …

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