The president’s “mistress” (Hint: “she’s” very scary)
by digby
This has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve seen this millenium. It’s basically an extremely long winded “expose” about President Obama having an “affair” with the full permission of his harpy wife who shares his passion.
Who is he having the affair with? Socialism. That’s right.
If you can manage to get through the tedious set-up you’ll find that this is a pitch for “financial services” to tell you how to deal with the dystopian hellscape that is Obama’s America:
….if you’re like me, and the growing number of Americans alarmed at the way Obama appears to be systematically transforming the US into a European-style welfare state, you’re much more interested in solutions than more proof of the obvious challenges facing America.
You’re looking for simple ways to:
Opt-out of ObamaCare – the unpopular socialist healthcare system Obama is shoving down our throats (aka the “Affordable Care Act”)
Most people aren’t aware of an obscure “loophole” that effectively allows you to “opt-out” of ObamaCare. Most people don’t realize there’s a way to get access to your own personal physician for as little as $50 per month!
Keep more of your hard-earned money in your bank account – where it belongs!Obama believes “spreading the wealth around” is good for everybody. That means taxing money away from productive citizens like you so the government can decide how to spend it. If you’d like to keep more of your money in your wallet, I’ll share several tax “loopholes” the IRS hopes you never discover. I doubt your CPA even knows about these strategies.
Keep the Government’s prying eyes and ears the hell out of your personal business!
I’ll reveal the SHOCKING truth the government doesn’t want you to know. (Hint: If you think you have “nothing to hide, nothing to fear” you’re WRONG!) Then I’ll show you how to erase your digital footprints and foil the government’s evil plot to track your personal emails, texts, phone calls, and online activity…
And much more like:
– 12 little-known (and legal tax) slashing loopholes (including the best tax-free investment and the tax treasure buried in your house) …
– The despicable truth behind ObamaCare (why it’s going to cost A LOT more than advertised and why many experts believe this socialist program is actually designed to fail!) …
– And the simple “app” that makes it nearly impossible for anybody to listen in on your phone calls…or even know who you’re talking to…
Before we continue, I must warn you that Obama and his potentially socialist administration are hard at work right now. They’re working tirelessly to close the “loopholes” I’m about to reveal as quickly as possible so your window of opportunity to take advantage of this situation may be closing fast.
My name, by the way, is Doug Hill, and obviously I’m no fan of Obama. But don’t worry because this is NOT another rant against Obama, the government, or a crazy prediction about financial Armageddon or the end of America.
The information I’ll share with you today is much more valuable and important than any of that. In this presentation I’ll share:
A little-known resource that offers HUGE discounts that can save you hundreds of dollars on medical care (and many other ways to navigate Obamacare, still get great health care, and SAVE up to $2,000 per year or more.)
A simple program that stops cyber-hackers in their tracks with an open source encryption software that protects all your passwords even in public places like libraries and coffee shops (PLUS several other ways to protect your digital privacy from cybercriminals, identity thieves, and the prying eyes of the NSA and other government agencies)
2 tax loopholes the IRS wants to keep quiet that could keep thousands of dollars in your bank account where it belongs…(and 11 more legal loopholes to slash your taxes in 2013 and beyond)
Before we move on, I want to make it clear that I am NOT a “prepper.” I’m not recommending you make plans to build an underground bunker, stockpile water and canned goods, load up on guns and ammunition, or make an escape plan to leave the country. You don’t need to do any of that.
I’m the director of a fast-growing community called the Laissez Faire Club. It’s a group of people just like you who have come together to achieve a common goal. We’re on an important mission to live happier, healthier lives with greater freedom and prosperity no matter what Obama and his comrades in Washington do.
It’s such an incoherent mash-up of current events, shibboleths and outright lies that I can’t help but assume it aimed at the elderly. Who else would sit through this interminable sales pitch? Which means it’s almost entirely a fraud perpetrated by someone who purports to be a very nice, well behaved young man:
Although I’m 44 years old now, I was raised in a rural New Hampshire farming community of 2,500 people. I was taught to work hard, be respectful of my elders and treat people the way you want to be treated.
Sure you are.
I hate to be cruel here, but this sales pitch is so filled with cultural sickness and wingnut lies from beginning to end that anyone under the age of 65 who willingly gives this jerk any money probably deserves what he gets. Unfortunately, it’s the frightened elderly who’ll get burned by it.
I know I’ve been getting robocalls telling me that “government records” indicate that I qualify for special subsidies for health care and I should call this number. Let’s just say it isn’t the California Health Care exchange. I wonder how much of this is out there right now. I’d imagine it’s overwhelming.
h/t to Nicole Sandler
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