Brat-worst
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You remember Dave Brat, right? The kingslayer who (with the help of Laura Ingraham) took down Eric Cantor?
He’s everything the Tea Party could have ever hoped he’d be. Here’s a little something he said in support of cutting off education funding:
The greatest thinkers in Western civ were not products of education policy. Socrates trained Plato in on a rock and then Plato trained in Aristotle, roughly speaking, on a rock. So, huge funding is not necessary to achieve the greatest minds and the greatest intellects in history.
In other words, they were homeschooled.
And so with that said, we do face huge challenges, in our kids coming out of the high school system right now, if we ask them what a business is, we’d be challenged to get a good answer. We all talk about skills and all this kinds of things. So we have huge challenges; I want to work together on that. Our kids do compete against India and China, etc. right now in a global economy, and we’re not winning. And economics is a win-win; it’s not that India and China should lose, we can all trade together and get rich together and so it’s a win-win thing. […]
We can all do better; I think if we really want to do better, we need to get private sector folks into every single one of our schools, get the CEOs in the schools and move beyond this, this narrow policy debate, and really have a revolution … Our kids do not know what a business is when they graduate from high school. They need to know that. So we can talk skills and this, that, and the other thing, but we’re not going to have any success until we do work together at that much higher level and shoot for true success for our kids.
Wonkette added:
For one thing, the schools need to teach word salad skills a lot better. By the end of his three or so minutes, we were half ready for Rep. Brat to thank everyone for choosing him as Miss Teen South Carolina. For another, is he really sure about that business thing? We’ve personally seen, with our very own eyes, plenty of high school students who are capable of walking into a store and making a purchase without the least hesitation. Or who can sell us a taco with only minimal assistance. Can’t say we’ve ever seen a teenager confuse a business for a church, a gazebo, or a funicular station. But perhaps we’ve just seen a particularly gifted group of teens. In any case, if we merely fill our high schools with CEOs, we’ll soon have a whole bunch of budding Aristotles going around starting businesses, because if there’s anything the Greek philosophers are famous for, it’s for teaching on rocks and being entrepreneurs.
Oh, also, the Republicans on the committee Brat serves on want to change the way federal funding for students living in poverty is allocated, so that even less money goes to schools in poor communities and more to middle and upper-income districts. Rep. Brat is willing to provide each urban high school with a nice rock, however.
“We can talk skills and this and that and the other thing …” but what we need is to get rid of all the teachers (waaaay to many wimmin, which is undoubtedly a BIG part of the problem) and get CEOs in the schools teaching CEO-ship to children. I don’t know who will be CEOing their companies, but maybe they can ship those jobs overseas?
You have to wonder what Cantor’s thinking. He was a wingnut of wingnuts but he wasn’t a fool. The GOP prefers fools. But then he catered to the lowest common denominator for years for cynical political gain. What did he expect?
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