Better than a bumper sticker
by digby
This makes sense. As a Republican he’s beholden to Big Energy and is likely to cause even bigger problems in the middle east than already exist. And he’s well … Ted Cruz, so the homage to the Onion is perfect.
And anyway I’ve always thought Cruz looked like a sad eyed Pagliacci. A tear drop is perfect. And his voters can show their loyalty simply by embellishing their existing adornments:
*Kidding, kidding. Prisoners can’t vote.