Speaking of the grift
by digby
This one is spectacular:
CHQ’s Conservative Alert
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Are Obama and FEMA going to buy up all the survival food? Something just happened that explains why tons and tons of survival food are literally flying off warehouse shelves. The sad part is, that if everyone could see what I see, we’d have half a chance! They think having a food stockpile ready for a natural disaster is something they can put off for “someday” or “never”. As it stands right now, it’s going to be every man for himself! You’ve seen the evidence and you know the situation is way too serious not to do something about it. When a crisis hits, you’ll be ready. I can show you how to make sure you and your family are safe…. right here. The fact is, if you don’t take action or if you stockpile the wrong foods, you could be setting your family up to be hungry in a time of crisis. It sounds harsh, but the truth is too many people with good intentions are making critical mistakes with their food stockpiles. Mistakes like…
Well, I decided to stop worrying. Obviously, waiting for the government to give me a handout in a disaster just wasn’t an option for me. And I was completely turned off by the crazy prices of survival food sold by most stores. So I got in touch with my buddy Frank and put my order in for his Food4Patriots survival food kits. This is Frank’s new line of survival food and there are 4 reasons why it’s literally flying off the shelves:
I want to make sure you don’t miss out on this because THIS is the #1 item you should be hoarding. You need to get ‘er done right now. Here’s why… If you don’t take action to get your food stockpile right now, you’ll be in the same boat as the brainwashed masses who think “everything is fine.” And if a crisis hits and your family asks, “What are we going to eat?” your mouth will go dry and you’ll feel powerless. But what if you decide right now to secure your food stockpile instead? Just imagine how much better you’ll feel right away. And if a crisis hits and your family asks, “What are we going to eat?” you’ll calmly reassure them that they’re safe and they will have plenty to eat. Listen, I can’t predict the future. I don’t know exactly when or how a crisis will hit. But from everything I see, it could be soon and it could be a big one. That’s why I really want you to get the same peace of mind that I do. >> Go grab your kit now before they’re all gone P.S. Got a call from Frank and you’ll never believe what 4-letter government agency just tried to buy up his entire supply of food! See proof in this shocking video. |
(Yes, that’s a real link to the shocking video.)
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