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Fiorina is just doing the job Ted Cruz hired her to do

Fiorina is just doing the job Ted Cruz hired her to do

by digby

Last night in the GOP debate, Carly Fiorina opened with a truly nasty line:

“Unlike another woman in this race, I actually love spending time with my husband.”

I don’t even know what that means but it’s a creepy thing to say.

Today she doubled down on the Clinton marriage brouhaha:

“If my husband had done some of the things that Bill Clinton had done, I would have left him long ago,” Fiorina said during an appearance on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”

“I think if you’re running for the presidency of the United States, everything is an issue,” Fiorina added when pressed about why it was a campaign issue, saying that “leaders need to be trusted.”

It’s very tempting to point out that Fiorina’s relationship with her current husband started out when they both were married to other people but I’ll refrain because it’s irrelevant. Certainly in Fiorina’s case it’s the least of the reasons people shouldn’t trust her — personally destroying one of America’s great companies in record time seems much more to the point.

But the fact is that Fiorina’s got a job to do and this time she doesn’t want to screw it up. Recall:

The other day when the donor lists to various campaigns were revealed many noticed an odd curiosity about Fiorina’s donations. A pro-Cruz super PAC controlled by millionaire Robert Mercer (who had written checks for 5 million to Cruz’s effort) sent $500,0000 to Carly Fiorina’s super PAC. How often does it happen that a PAC for one candidate helps one of its rivals in a primary campaign? But New York Times reporter Amy Chozick cleared up the mystery when she tweeted:

Fiorina finance chairs told me supporters of other candidates have thrown them $$$ to have a woman in race attacking HRC.

Now that makes sense. (And it also explains why the Koch Brothers invited her to their recent billionaire meet-and-greet.) The Republicans understand the minefield they are going to be walking if Clinton should become the first woman nominee for president of one of the two major parties. It will be helpful to have a woman on the trail making a slash and burn case against her without incurring the wrath of Clinton’s woman supporters. In her closing statement at the Kiddie Table debate that’s exactly what she promised to do:

Hillary Clinton lies about Benghazi, lies about her emails, she’s still defending Planned Parenthood and she is still her party’s frontrunner. 2016 is going to be a fight between conservatism and a Democratic Party that is undermining the very character of this nation. We need a nominee that is going to throw every punch, not pull punches. Someone who cannot stumble before he even gets into the ring.

I don’t know what she gets out of this in the end. She will not be president, that’s for sure. Maybe she wants to be Commerce Secretary or something although I don’t really understand why. She will never be elected to anything. But perhaps it’s just as simple as wanting to put some more things on her resume so her massive failure as a business leader will sink to the bottom of the page.

And the GOP will owe her something for being the character assassin and epic liar she has been in this campaign. All politicians sell their souls to the devil in some respects. Fiorina has been asked to do a particularly dirty job and she has taken to it with eager enthusiasm. She obviously missed her calling. She should have been a professional hit woman.

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