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Authentic Trump Gibberish

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“We won two world wars. Beautiful world wars. That were vicious and horrible. And we won them out of Fort Bragg, we won them out of all of these forts, and now they want to throw those names away.” — Trump, from a Fox interview with Chris Wallace this morning.

“What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix… remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn’t give up then, and by gum, we’re not going to give up now!” — ‘Olson Johnson’ (as played by David Huddleston) from “Blazing Saddles”, interpreting Gabby Johnson’s “authentic frontier gibberish”.

Now who can argue with that?

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