Look at that humongous pile of eggs. There must be…let me count them…yes! There’s gotta be at least 270 eggs there. Next week, when they hatch, I’m gonna be rolling in adorable little chickens! Close to 300! I’m sure of it!!!
Huh? Hold on, wait a minute… what just happened? The eggs, they’ve all disappeared! And with them, all those chickens I was so sure I had. Maybe some Fox ate ’em. Nooooooooooo!
There’s a moral to this story somewhere…
Meanwhile, if you haven’t done so already, get the fuck off your ass and vote. Got it?