I got nothin’

Cracked me up, anyway.

If I owned that much bacon, I’d carry protection too. https://t.co/WzdELxwUdL

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) December 19, 2020

And if you have not seen this performance by Patti Austin, treat yourself.

This is the best. Wow. pic.twitter.com/DdWCWl02Mz

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) December 19, 2020

It’s Happy Hollandaise time here at Hullabaloo. If you’d like to drop a little something in the old Christmas stocking you can do so here: