When it comes to determining how and with whom we can be intimate, the most influential people in America are a man credibly accused of multiple sexual misconducts, a woman who actually was a Handmaid in a fanatical religious cult, and an emotionally immature misfit who was obsessed with Long Dong Silver porn videos (one shudders to imagine his current kinks). And they all have the unmitigated gall to describe themselves as upright, moral defenders of Christianity.
Anyone who tried to pitch such a ridiculous cast of clowns as the featured characters in a novel or tv series would never find an agent. Yet here we are.