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America first for dummies

They’re just so mad

I happened to look at the Donald Trump website today and came across this, which is apparently how they define MAGA:

Over the past four years, my administration delivered for Americans of all backgrounds like never before. Save America is about building on those accomplishments, supporting the brave conservatives who will define the future of the America First Movement, the future of our party, and the future of our beloved country.  Save America is also about ensuring that we always keep America First, in our foreign and domestic policy.  We take pride in our country, we teach the truth about our history, we celebrate our rich heritage and national traditions, and of course, we respect our great American Flag.

We are committed to defending innocent life and to upholding the Judeo-Christian values of our founding.

We believe in the promise of the Declaration of Independence, that we are all made EQUAL by our Creator, and that must all be TREATED equal under the law.

We know that our rights do not come from government, they come from God, and no earthly force can ever take those rights away. That includes the right to religious liberty and the right to Keep and Bear Arms.

We believe in rebuilding our previously depleted military and ending the endless wars our failed politicians of the past got us into for decades.

We embrace free thought, we welcome robust debate, and we are not afraid to stand up to the oppressive dictates of political correctness.

We know that the rule of law is the ultimate safeguard of our freedoms, and we affirm that the Constitution means exactly what it says AS WRITTEN.

We support fair trade, low taxes, and fewer job-killing regulations, and we know that America must always have the most powerful military on the face of the Earth.

We believe in Law and Order, and we believe that the men and women of law enforcement are HEROES who deserve our absolute support.

We believe in FREE SPEECH and Fair Elections.  We must ensure fair, honest, transparent, and secure elections going forward – where every LEGAL VOTE counts.

This random capitalization seems to be a common feature in all of TrumpWorld.

It’s tempting to go through it line by line and refute every sentiment in light of what he actually does but I don’t think it’s necessary. Under the shallow boilerplate, the whining, the grievance, the arrogance, the belligerence shines through. That’s what they love about him.

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