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Cotton gets ginned

Sen. Tom Cotton gets his Law ‘N Order on

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Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas on Thursday felt a spell of law ‘n order come over him like a plate of grits ‘n eggs. He began tweeting — scheduled tweets by the time stamps. He posted a pair of them several times. The replies were priceless. By re-upping them, he kept asking for more.

Here’s one.

As George Carlin said, we obviously have a dope problem.

https://twitter.com/JamesFallows/status/1567913109309759490?s=20&t=VkZOWiCMIra626wOPDBpUg

“Let’s start by jailing all of the terrorists who attacked the Capitol,” replied former Director of the United States Office of Government Ethics Walter Shaub.

Here’s another 100% Cotton:

Multiple repondents pointed out that with Steve Bannon in handcuffs, we’re working on it.

“Your party is threatening to stage riots if Donald Trump is simply held to the same laws that everyone else is,” replied podcaster Brian Tyler Cohen.

One repondent offered in reply an August tweet from David Rothkopf:

Marcy Wheeler addressed both of Cotton’s inanities:

He’s a glutton for punishment, I guess.

To top off his day, Cotton invoked George Soros and mythical gun confiscation.

Why do I keep confusing Tom Cotton and “Enter the Fist” Josh Hawley?

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