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On Feb. 28, 2023, HarperCollins will publish a memoir by controversial Florida governor and presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis. Here are the biggest revelations from his forthcoming campaign book The Courage To Be Free.
His memoir reveals that DeSantis was spewing hateful remarks at a college level when he was only 7 years old.
While he doesn’t say it outright, DeSantis refers to Florida at various points in his book as “up in the hills,” “the big island,” “bordering Honduras,” and having “that southwest sizzle.
Made The Tough Decision To Let 80,000 People Die Of Covid In Exchange For A 2% Bump In Florida’s Economy: He later added that it was the most difficult sacrifice he’s ever had to ask other people to make.
He Served In Iraq: DeSantis wanted to see how we were destroying nations overseas before implementing those tactics in the United States.
As A Child, DeSantis Struggled To Come Out As Homophobic: As A Child, DeSantis Struggled To Come Out As Homophobic
The Book Features Drawings Of DeSantis’ Proposed Anti-Woke Disney Character: DeSantis reportedly told Disney that if they wanted to keep their special tax status, they’d have to green-light a film franchise about a manly cat who wears a jean jacket.
There Was No Covid in Florida:The brave author reveals that the virus never touched a single Floridian, and that the reported 7.23 million total cases was simply a typo.
While In The Navy, DeSantis Was Stationed At Guantánamo And Saw That Prisoners Were Given Their Rights: He personally saw to it they were waterboarded with filtered water.’
He Was Raised By Drag Queens, But Doesn’t Seem To Realize It: Despite multiple passages referring to “papa’s beautiful wigs” and his uncles arguments about getting stage time at a club called the Drag Strip, DeSantis is somehow still blind to the fact that all the men in his family were prominent members of a drag community.
Lol….
Honestly, if his ads are any indication, it is going to be a celebration of self like we haven’t seen since “Art of the Deal.” The man does think highly of himself:
I mean … The Onion can’t really do justice to this guy.