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What Will We Do?

If something like this comes here?

A mystery disease in Congo has killed over 50 people—half within 48 hours of getting sick and it’s spreading rapidly.

We don’t need no stinking NIH or CDC or WHO. We’re done with all that. Don’t worry, Donald Trump and Bobby Jr will lead us through it. They’re geniuses. Eat some organic grapes and drink a Diet Coke. You’ll be fine.

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