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Another One Fails Up

A top Trump hatchetwoman gets exiled to New Jersey:

President Donald Trump on Monday named Alina Habba, his personal attorney-turned-White House counselor, to serve as the next interim U.S. attorney for the District of New Jersey.

“Alina will lead with the same diligence and conviction that has defined her career, and she will fight tirelessly to secure a Legal System that is both ‘Fair and Just’ for the wonderful people of New Jersey,” Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform

“As you know, I’ve stood by President Trump, his family, the [Trump] organization, and many other clients in that state where I’ve been born and raised, and I’m raising my babies now, but there is corruption, there is injustice, and there is a heavy amount of crime right in [Sen.] Cory Booker’s backyard and right under Governor [Phil] Murphy, and that will stop,” Habba said without making any specific allegations of corruption.

She lost all of her cases but that’s ok. She was a good loyal soldier who perfected a Trumpian grimace for the TV cameras and sexed up the campaign events.

She was hired as a senior “counsellor” to the president so it’s a bit of a surprise that he exiled her to this relatively low profile job. I’m going to guess that somebody wanted her out of the White House. She should be happy he didn’t send her to Greece like Kimberley Guilfoyle.

Update: OMG. He made the interim New Jersey US Attorney John Giordano Ambassador of Namibia to make room for her.

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